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Once upon a time it was a scary skeleton. No one liked him because he was a scary scary skeleton and he felt into depression. Because of his depression he bought himself a lightsaber and became corrupted by the dark side of the force. His anger and depression made him merciless. He killed all of his friends and famalymembers and burned down his homeland. He built up his army of corrupted skeletons. He destroyed whole planets and exterminated nations. But one day he had to fart and the whole galaxy exploded.

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Once upon a time it was a blue turtle. She was very slow and because of that she couldn’t impress the big red shellshark. So she installed two rockets on her shell and went to the skatingstore and bought roller skates. The next day she cruised through the hood like a boss and everyone was looking at her. Then she got attacked by the crazy Swagturtlewith two modified uzis. But the turtle expected that and called her whole gang. But the Swagturtle called his 200 cousins. The cousins took out their golden deagles and diamond pumpguns. The gang of the blue turtle was equipped with tactical shields and grenadelaunchers. They built up a shieldwall and shot over it with their grenadelaunchers. After a long terrible fight the blueturtle gang managed to win and crucify the survivors.

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Once upon a time there was a fat pink elephant. He was young and because of that he had to go to school. The school bored him, so one day he went to the stripclub. The fat pink elephant looked around and walked through the stripclub. He met “Big Olga” and was amazed by her. After the official dance  he asked her for a private dance. She was very angry and slapped him so hard, that he flew out of the stripclub . After that he fell into depression. The depression made him crazy and he got very angry. So he went back to the stripclub and punched her so hard into the face that she flew to the moon.

The End