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Oops, just killed my dad and married my mom #gonnastabmyeyesout

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Oops, just killed my dad and married my mom #gonnastabmyeyesout

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I'm an Odysseus wannabe #hessocool #troytorome

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I'm an Odysseus wannabe #hessocool #troytorome

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I forgave my wife after she slept with the demon king #fire #newyearnewme

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a demon took my wife someone call 911 #help #crisis #jkshesback

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a demon took my wife someone call 911 #help #crisis #jkshesback

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A flying monkey helped me save my wife #demonssuck

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My bestie died so I went to find eternal youth- the stupid snake stole my plant though #RIPEnkidu #icouldstayawake7days #yolo

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My best friend is dead and now I'm scared to die.

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My best friend is dead and now I'm scared to die.

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#ripEnkidu #whereisUtnapishtim

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My wife was captured but a guy captured her so can't be with her anymore #divorce #notpure #imrude

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My wife was captured but a guy captured her so can't be with her anymore #divorce #notpure #imrude

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I married my mom, killed my dad and then stabbed my eyes out. 

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I married my mom, killed my dad and then stabbed my eyes out. 

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At war with demons, my wife was kidnapped, monkey soldiers on my side. #fightinglife #stupiddeer

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My best bro dies because of an angel lady

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My best bro dies because of an angel lady

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I married my mom and killed my dad to avoid marrying my mom and killing my dad #gome #cantseeheranyway #momdiedtoo #ilymom

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My bff died so I went on a quest for eternal life that got stolen #frickensnake

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My bff died so I went on a quest for eternal life that got stolen #frickensnake

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Just found out my kids are my siblings. #justsleptwithmymommy #someonetakemyeyesight

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Just found out my kids are my siblings. #justsleptwithmymommy #someonetakemyeyesight

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I accidentally killed my dad and married my mom. Then I had kids her and realized she was my mom! #stabbedeyesout #leavingtown #embarassing

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I accidentally killed my dad and married my mom. Then I had kids her and realized she was my mom! #stabbedeyesout #leavingtown #embarassing

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known to be a great leader, and fought against a cyclops
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im in pain #dontdowhatidid #imblind #youneedeyes

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im in pain #dontdowhatidid #imblind #youneedeyes

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I married my mom and killed my dad #oops #ded

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