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Banana jokes for anytime you want to slip in some banana humor! These Banana Jokes are a-peeling for kids and adults.

This is the best collection of Clean Banana Jokes you'll find anywhere. You'll find banana riddles, banana puns, one liners and banana knock-knock jokes.

Did you know that there are over 1000 different types of bananas in the world? The most popular type of banana, that you commonly see in the supermarket, are called Cavendish Bananas. Lady's Finger Bananas are the smaller bananas, similar to Cavendish.

These banana jokes for kids are great for parents, teachers, cafeteria workers, farmers, ice cream shoppe workers, children of all ages - and anyone who enjoys bananas.

Banana Jokes for Kids

Q: What do bananas say when they answer the phone?
A: Yellow.

Q: What made the banana such a smoothie?
A: Yogurt!

Q: What kinds of jokes do bananas like to tell?
A: Side-splitting ones.

Q: Where do bananas buy their clothes?
A: Banana Republic.

Q: Why did the banana get so many Valentines?
A: Because it was really sweet.

Q: Why didn't the banana cross the road?
A: Because it's a banana - it can't walk!

Q: In what position was the banana during the Tour de France.
A: He was riding with the peel-oton ("peloton" is the main group of riders during the race)

Q: Why did the gorilla eat the banana?
A: Because it's a gorilla!

Q: Why did the boy keep falling off his bike?
A: He slipped off the banana seat.

Q: What did one banana say to the other when they first met?
A: Yellow, nice to meet you.

Q: What fruit do sheeps like the most?
A: Baaaaa-nanas.

Q: How do monkeys get down stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster.

Q: Why couldn't the whipped cream find the banana at the party?
A: It split.

Q: What's yellow and always points north?
A: A magnetic banana.

Q: Why don't bananas ever get lonely?
A: They hang around in bunches.

Q: Why was the plantain sent to the pricipal's office?
A: It wen't bananas during class.

Q: When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map?
A: After the banana chips in.

Q: Why did they cancel the ice cream social?
A: The banana split with the ice cream.

Banana Riddles

Q: What kind of a key opens a banana?
A: A monkey.

Q: Which former polititian loves bananas?
A: Al Gore-illa

Q: How do you catch King Kong?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a banana.

Q: What do you do if you see a blue banana?
A: Try to cheer it up.

Q: Why did the farm hand lose his job on the banana farm?
A: He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Q: Why couldn't the banana yell high?
A: It could only Yellow.

Student: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.
Classmate: Did she lose weight?
Student: No, but she sure could climb trees.

Q: If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
A: Slippers.

Q: What did the apple say to the green banana?
A: You don't look like you're feeling so good...

Q: What do you do if you see a blue banana?
A: Try and cheer it up.

Q: Why did the banana go out with the fig?
A: Because he couldn't find a date.

Q: Why was the banana so sick?
A: He had yellow fever.

Q: What was the ghost's favorite fruit?
A: Boonanaa.

Q: How is a banana peel on the floor like music?
A: Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

Q: How did the unripe banana feel about the ripe banana?
A: It was green with envy.

Q: Where did the banana train to become a relay swimmer?
A: In an olympic-sized cereal bowl.

Q: What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
A: Show it out the door.

Dad Banana Jokes

Q: Where do bananas go to learn?
A: Sundae school

Q: Why did the monkey like the banana?
A: Because it had appeal.

Q: What did the banana say to the elephant?
A: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Q: What do you call two bananas?
A: A pair of slippers.

Q: Why did the banana fail it's driving test?
A: It peeled out.

Q: What did the banana do when he saw a monkey?
A: It split.

Banana Puns

Q: Why didn't the young banana go to school this week?
A: Because it didn't peel well.

Q: Why wouldn't the banana cross the road?
A: Because he was yellow.

Q: Which day of the week do banana's like the least?
A: Sundae.

Q: Why did the banana go to the hairdressers?
A: Because it had split ends.

Q: What do you call banana motorcycle policemen?
A: Banana CHiPs

Q: What was the cool banana's favorite song?
A: Mello Yellow.

Q: How are cereal bananas like cows?
A: They get milked every morning.

Q: What did the science teacher say Ba + Na2 is?
A: Banana.

Q: What instrument did the banana play in the school orchestra?
A: The Ch-yello.

Q: Why wasn't the unripe banana named the starter banana football game?
A: He was too green.

Q: How did the baby banana become so spoiled?
A: Mama banana left him out in the sun for too long.

Q: What's yellow and is used to write letters?
A: A ball-point banana.

Clean Banana Jokes

Farmer: We're not going to grow bananas any longer.
Neighbor: Why not?
Farmer: They're long enough already.

Q: Why did the banana go to see the doctor?
A: The banana was not peeling very well.

Q: What is yellow and goes bzzzzzzzzt?
A: An electric banana.

Q: Why don't bananas snore when they sleep?
A: So they don't wake up the rest of the bunch.

Q: Which fruit has the most whole grains?
A: The BRANana.

Q: Why was the banana so upset?
A: Someone called him a plantain.

Q: What's the best thing to put in a banana cream pie?
A: Your teeth!

Q: How do bananas travel?
A: In a yellow submarine.

Q: What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A: Banana..na. Banana..na. (to the melody of the 5th symphony)

Q: What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A: A banana dressed up as a zucchini.

Q: What do fruit use to buy things?
A: Banana bread.

Q: Why did the banana put on suntan lotion?
A: So it wouldn't peel.

Banana Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed.

Knock knock Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

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Banana Producers

Until a few years ago, it was still possible to state that banana production and trade was very much dominated by four big multinational banana companies: Chiquita, Del Monte, Dole and Fyffes.

The combined market share of the top four companies was at its highest in the 1980s, when they controlled at least 70% of world trade. They sell their own production and market the production of others under contract, using their well-known brands.

Amongst other factors, the opening up of the EU market has led to them losing substantial market share. By 2019, these four biggest companies control a little over 40%, although in North America they remain very dominant.

As a consequence, other multinational companies like Compagnie Fruitière (French) or Agroamérica (Guatemalan) and a large handful of big national companies like Grupo Wong (Ecuador), Grupo HAME (Guatemala) or Grupo Acon (Costa Rica) now account for up to one third of all exports.

Formerly known as the United Fruit Company, Chiquita Brands International was until the 1990s the biggest banana company in the world, controlling about one third of world trade. Despite coming close to bankruptcy in 2000, the company stills holds second place in world sales figures, second only to Dole.

In Latin America, Chiquita operates banana plantations or buys year-round in Honduras, Panama, Costa Rica, Guatemala, Ecuador, Colombia, Nicaragua, Mexico and Peru. It has had various forays into African production, but currently has no interests there.

In 2015, after an offer by Fyffes was rejected by shraeholders, the company was bought by two Brazilian companies, Cutrale (the world's biggest orange and orange juice producer) and Grupo Safra (a powerful private banking group). It is no longer a publicly traded company.

The company is now headquartered in Europe for the first time in its history (Switzerland).

The company was one of the founders of the World Banana Forum.

Fresh Del Monte Produce Is one of the world's leading vertically integrated producers, marketers and distributors of fresh fruit and vegetables. The company is less dependent on fresh bananas than its competitors. It is the world's biggest pineapple producer and trader.

The company operates banana farms in Costa Rica, Guatemala, Brazil and the Philippines, and purchases or markets bananas from independent growers in Costa Rica, Ecuador, Colombia, Guatemala, Cameroon and the Philippines.

The acquisition of Costa Rican group Caribana in 2008 substantially increased their banana and pineapple production in Latin America.

The company is owned by IAT, based in the United Arab Emirates. The headquarters is in Florida USA, and its stocks are traded on the New York Stock Exchange.

Dole Food was the largest producer of fresh and processed fruit and vegetables in the world, with over 300 products, trading in 90 countries. In total sales value, though, it has fallen behind Del Monte, after it sold its Asia division in 2012 to Japanese group Itochu.

Dole grows bananas - or sources from independent growers - in Costa Rica, Ecuador, Colombia, Philippines, Guatemala, Honduras, Peru and Dominican Republic. It also owns pineapple plantations in Costa Rica and Honduras and sources from independent producers in Costa Rica.

In 2018, Irish company Total Produce, acquired a controlling stake in Dole Food.

Dole participates actively in the World Banana Forum.

Is an Irish-based company that owns the oldest banana brand in the world. It is the fourth largest global distributor of bananas and the largest in Europe/UK. The company is involved in the production, procurement, shipping, ripening, distribution and marketing of tropical fruits, mainly bananas, pineapples and melons.

Fyffes has recently bought two plantations in Costa Rica and buys from other national producers there. In addition, it markets bananas from Ecuador, Peru, Colombia (with its partner Uniban), Honduras, Belize, Dominican Republic, Côte d'Ivoire, the Windward Islands and the Canaries.

In 2018, the company was bought by the Japanese corporation Sumitomo, although its headquarters remains in Dublin.

Fyffes participates in the World Banana Forum.

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You know we could not have created a collection of banana jokes without including the most popular banana joke of all time!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Now read on, to see if you can find a new favorite banana joke.

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Funny Banana Jokes for Kids

What do bananas say when they answer the phone? - Yellow.

Why was the plantain sent to the principal's office? - It went bananas during class.

Why couldn't the banana yell high? - It could only yellow.

Why did the monkey like the banana? - Because it had appeal.

Which former politician loves bananas? - Al Gore-illa.

What kind of a key opens a banana? - A monkey.

Why was the banana so upset? - Someone mistook him for a plantain!

How did the unripe banana feel about the ripe banana? - It was green with envy.

Why did the banana fail it's driving test? - It peeled out.

How do bananas travel? - In a yellow submarine.

Where do bananas buy their clothes? - Banana Republic.

What fruit do sheep like the most? - Baaaaa-nanas.

What do you do if you see a blue banana? - Try to cheer it up.

What do fruit use to buy things? - Banana bread.

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make? - Slippers.

Funny Banana Puns

You need to be extra nice to bananas, you know why? You don't want to hurt their peelings.

They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Apparently, they're long enough already.

These banana puns make me peel ill.

A friend told me that all apples were yellow. I was like, "That's bananas."

I was walking down the street when I stood on a banana. Luckily, I was wearing my Slipknot t-shirt.

She is the ripe one for you.

Banana Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split so ice creamed.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Banana Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana messages for me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Banana Split Jokes

Why did the banana have to go to the hair salon? - Because she had split ends.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split? - Cut it in half.

Why did they cancel the ice cream social? - The banana split with the ice cream.

What did the banana do when he saw a monkey? - It split.

Where do bananas go to learn? - Sundae school.

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Banana Producers

Until a few years ago, it was still possible to state that banana production and trade was very much dominated by four big multinational banana companies: Chiquita, Del Monte, Dole and Fyffes.

The combined market share of the top four companies was at its highest in the 1980s, when they controlled at least 70% of world trade. They sell their own production and market the production of others under contract, using their well-known brands.

Amongst other factors, the opening up of the EU market has led to them losing substantial market share. By 2019, these four biggest companies control a little over 40%, although in North America they remain very dominant.

As a consequence, other multinational companies like Compagnie Fruitière (French) or Agroamérica (Guatemalan) and a large handful of big national companies like Grupo Wong (Ecuador), Grupo HAME (Guatemala) or Grupo Acon (Costa Rica) now account for up to one third of all exports.

Formerly known as the United Fruit Company, Chiquita Brands International was until the 1990s the biggest banana company in the world, controlling about one third of world trade. Despite coming close to bankruptcy in 2000, the company stills holds second place in world sales figures, second only to Dole.

In Latin America, Chiquita operates banana plantations or buys year-round in Honduras, Panama, Costa Rica, Guatemala, Ecuador, Colombia, Nicaragua, Mexico and Peru. It has had various forays into African production, but currently has no interests there.

In 2015, after an offer by Fyffes was rejected by shraeholders, the company was bought by two Brazilian companies, Cutrale (the world's biggest orange and orange juice producer) and Grupo Safra (a powerful private banking group). It is no longer a publicly traded company.

The company is now headquartered in Europe for the first time in its history (Switzerland).

The company was one of the founders of the World Banana Forum.

Fresh Del Monte Produce Is one of the world's leading vertically integrated producers, marketers and distributors of fresh fruit and vegetables. The company is less dependent on fresh bananas than its competitors. It is the world's biggest pineapple producer and trader.

The company operates banana farms in Costa Rica, Guatemala, Brazil and the Philippines, and purchases or markets bananas from independent growers in Costa Rica, Ecuador, Colombia, Guatemala, Cameroon and the Philippines.

The acquisition of Costa Rican group Caribana in 2008 substantially increased their banana and pineapple production in Latin America.

The company is owned by IAT, based in the United Arab Emirates. The headquarters is in Florida USA, and its stocks are traded on the New York Stock Exchange.

Dole Food was the largest producer of fresh and processed fruit and vegetables in the world, with over 300 products, trading in 90 countries. In total sales value, though, it has fallen behind Del Monte, after it sold its Asia division in 2012 to Japanese group Itochu.

Dole grows bananas - or sources from independent growers - in Costa Rica, Ecuador, Colombia, Philippines, Guatemala, Honduras, Peru and Dominican Republic. It also owns pineapple plantations in Costa Rica and Honduras and sources from independent producers in Costa Rica.

In 2018, Irish company Total Produce, acquired a controlling stake in Dole Food.

Dole participates actively in the World Banana Forum.

Is an Irish-based company that owns the oldest banana brand in the world. It is the fourth largest global distributor of bananas and the largest in Europe/UK. The company is involved in the production, procurement, shipping, ripening, distribution and marketing of tropical fruits, mainly bananas, pineapples and melons.

Fyffes has recently bought two plantations in Costa Rica and buys from other national producers there. In addition, it markets bananas from Ecuador, Peru, Colombia (with its partner Uniban), Honduras, Belize, Dominican Republic, Côte d'Ivoire, the Windward Islands and the Canaries.

In 2018, the company was bought by the Japanese corporation Sumitomo, although its headquarters remains in Dublin.

Fyffes participates in the World Banana Forum.

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