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"Can i get a sandwich mom," I said.

"NO son sand witches are too DANGEROUS! " said my mom.

"But" I said

"No buts I said no than is NO!" my mom said.

"Fine I won't say but,but I will say so," I said

"So I don't care!" said my mom.

"So,can i have a sandwich now!" I said.

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"How are you doing to day?" asked Jasmine. Ofelia said"I am good how about you?"

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''What do you want to go to the park?,''asked Olivia. But I don't know how to drive,'' said Tori.

"The park is right round the block?"

"But if I can't drive I can't park!"

"You don't have to drive

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Our class is going on a field trip to the swimming pool!

"Alright class everyone needs to put on their life jacket." said Ms.Smith.

"Ms.Smith my jacket isn't alive help me!" said a boy holding up his life jacket.

"Your jacket isn't suppose to be alive." said Ms.Smith

"It isn't then why is it called a life jacket?" said the boy

"It's called a life jacket because it is suppose to help you if you can't swim. The life jacket can float so if you don't know how to swim it helps you stay above the water."

"Ohhh" said the boy embarrassed.

"Now put on your life jacket everyone so we can go swimming!" said Ms.Smith loudly.

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two girls are in the park one of them said that "I am going to play" she was planing to trick her sister after a while she told her " it's time to go home" but she didn't come her sister pop out of no were she

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"Hello Rolando are you are you in space hello!"said ms,smith, then I said "

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My mom said "Let's play duck duck goose"

"Okay" Said Terriona

Ja'bari said "Were are the goose and ducks we cant play with out ducks?"

"Yes we can because we don't need ducks and goose."Said Terriona

"Will i will go get a rubber duck." Said J'bari

"Why are you getting a rubber duck?"Said Terrriona

"So that the duck can tag us."Said Ja'bari

"Okay let the duck play with the duck."Said Terriona

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"Why are you late Van?" asked Ms.Smith.

"I'm late because of the sign," I replied.

"What sign?" she asked.

"The sign that says, school ahead go slow."

Very funny van. you needed punctuation and the class fixed it.

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"Lui back up from the TV.....lui....lui" Shouted blanca. "shhhhhhh i'm watching dora right now" shouted lui in a rude way blanca replied "weres my belt , weres my belt" "ma no ama no plz" screamed lui . Avila came and said "i got paid alot". lui said "when are you going to stop working at mcdanold i want you to work at the fliemarket" avila said "later lui".Lui said "so can we go to payless i mean target", lui's sister said "yea can we go" "ok said avila "but first let me take a selfi i mean lets see my ferrari" lui yelled "you have a ferrar" they all went to the car lui did not see a ferrari he saw an old clasic puncbuggy. Like my car said avila lui said o umm yea its cool avila started the car, lui said target is five blocks away so it should minutes take there in five they left and lui said i am going to buy a tapatio for my doritos. 7 minutes later they got out of the car and went to target lui saw huaraches and avila saw chanclas lui said can we go to the other store they all left to best buy lui saw an ipod and lui's sister saw an ipad and blanca saw a iphone they all shouted can we get this avila said fine.They went back home and avila had to paid lots of money lui shouted yay ipod and lui's sister shouted yay ipad and blanca shouted yay iphone and avila yelled in a mad vioce ipaid

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Knock Knock who's there Chicken who Chicken Fires

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"It's sprinkling," said the girl's mom.

"Wait what i can't see the sprinkles all i could see is a little rain not a lot," the little girl replied confused.

"Sprinkling means when it's starting to rain a little bit," replied the mom.

"Ohhh but i still can't see the sprinkles," said the girl.

"Never mind," said the mom. Then the girl hopped to her room

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"lets play duck duck goose," Said my mom with a happy smile.

The kid sitting on the grass next to my mom said,"Were do we get the duck and the goose?''

"What? said my mom with a weird look on her face.

"Well if we are going to play duck duck goose we are going to need a duck and a goose,'' said the kid.

"We don't need a duck or a goose,"said my mom.

"We don't she said confused.

"Never mind said my mom,"anyone have a other game to play.

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''Let's play freeze tag you guys,'' said Isabel.

Isabel's friends were bored so they agreed to play freeze tag. They all went outside except Sophia.

Sophia said, "I will be right back."

Everyone said ''Ok.''

Then Isabel said ''I will come with you.''

Sophia said, ''Alright.'' Sophia got a price tag and put it in the freezer.

Isabel says, ''Why are you putting the price tag in the freezer?''

''You said,'Lets play freeze tag,' ''Sophia said.

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"Dad!" yelled my older sister Harli.

"Yes?" replied my dad Josh.

"Can you get tomatoes while you are at the store please"?

"For what?" said my dad?

" For the cheese burgers!" yelled my sister.

"Sure." replied my dad.

"WAIT!" my older brother Jacob yelled.

"Yes Jacob" my dad said.

"Can you get cheeder cheese please?"yelled my brother.

"I hate tomatoes"!"I said.

"Well you don't have to eat a tomato" said my dad.

"Dad can we get ice barge letuce please" I asked.

" For what?" asked my dad.

" For the cheese burgers I replied.

"Sure" said my dad when we were at the store.

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"it 's chilly outside" said the mother

" there is chilly outside where is

the chilly at" said the boy " i mean cold " said the mother

" i'll still eat it but i still don't see it is it at school i'll get to be with all my friends and eat chilly with my best friend this is the best day ever" said the boy

" there is no chilly outside not at school okay ! " said the mother "okay " said the boy

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" Now Saturn has lots of rings class that is made up of rocks and gasses,"said Ms.Smith calmly

The girl with the glasses and the pink jacket asked confused,"so your saying Saturn is married to lots of other planets?" "Is Saturn married to Neptune?" "Saturn is cheating on all these planets!"

"No I think your confused," said the Ms.Smith trying to keep her laugh inside.

"Yeah but you said" 'Saturn has lots of rings made of rocks!' said the girl couriosly.

In her head she thought " Is Earth married?"

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A boy BANGED his head "I feel dizzy," said the boy.

"Then why don't you hit your head again ," said another boy at the back of the class.

"NO I DON'T WANT TO!" shouted the boy sitting next to him. So the kid next to him BANGED his head. The boy who banged his head BANGED HIS HEAD at the wall and he fell on the floor.

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"Let's play duck duck goose" I told my friends, "okay but how are we gonna play if we don't have any ducks or geese?" said one of my friends "what do you mean?" I said. My friend replied to me in a very confused voice "You said let's play duck duck goose meaning it includes that we have to go to the Duck Park and, bring some geese and, ducks home so we can play" "No I mean duck duck goose don't you know how to play that?" I said. "Yeah your supposed to get ducks and geese then, the kids have to sit in a circle and then, you grab the ducks and start smacking the kids with the ducks and, the geese" Said my friend. "Never mind!" I said in a angry voice, "Okay but, just so you know i'm going to the Duck Park to get the ducks and, the geese so I can play duck duck goose with my siblings"

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So a magician said do you want to hear a joke the kids said "yes" he said "what do you call a magic owl" the kids said "magician who" the magician said "no" then the kids thought what can it be called the kids said to the magician "can you give us a hint" the magician said fine and then said "that owl'es go who" and then the magician said "I will give you 2 more "minutes they said "fine" the time was up and then he said "it's called hoodini" said "the magician" all of the kids were confused?

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"This is the roller coaster we are going on,'' said the teacher. "You have to sit down and buckle up your belts"

"Teacher!" a boy with a red shirt screeched very loudly while the rest of the class were waiting very patiently so the teacher can give them instructions. "But where can i get my belt since i left mine at home?"

"What do you mean?" the teacher said in a confused voice.

"You said 'You have to sit down and buckle up your belts!'," the boy said in frustration.

"I meant to say buckle up your belts that are on the roller coaster!" the teacher said very loudly.

"Oh," the boy said very embarressed while buckling up his seat belt.

"Its ok," the teacher said calmly. "Everyone makes mistakes." After she said that she gave instructions and then the roller coaster started.

Well, when they came back there was a little problem.

"I don't feel so good," said the boy feeling really nauseous.

"Me too," said the whole class feeling really nauseous.

And then "BLAH!'' they all threw up on the floor.

"Can we go home now?" the class said all looking dizzy, "We don't feel so good."

"Ok," said the teacher really grossed out. "It's time to go home anyway."

They all got on the bus and started to throw up in there too. All of the teachers had to clean up the bus since it was rented and they all started to feel sick to.

"BLAH!" All the teachers threw up in the bus and decided to just leave it like that.

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"I love Emoji's" said Angel.

"Me too!" shouted Gaby.

"I love poop!" replied Angel.

"What!" screamed Gaby breathing right onto Angel's neck.

"Your so nasty!"

"Ha ha ha ha" Angel laughed.

"Wait what, why are you laughing at me?"said Gaby.

"I meant the poopy faced Emoji!"

"Ohhhh," said Gaby "Well in that case me too."

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"If you ever get a little fire on you the first thing you have to do is stop, duck, and roll," said Ms.Campbell .

A student asked "What roll like a roll of bread I don't have bread".

"No silly like you roll over," said Ms. Campbell.

"That's the way to get fire off of you'' Ms.Campbell said

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"Kids it is time for a snack" yelled mom. seconds later all the kids came running down the hall, "What are we having today?"asked the youngest child,

"Ants on a log" replied mom.

"Eww! that's gross the log is going to be hard to bite and it's going to break all my teeth!"

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"Bring home the bacon."the mother said cheerfully. "I sure will!"Dad replied.

"Dad if you can, I prefer eating crispy bacon"Jenny said.

"Okay, but I don't think you can eat money especially fried."Dad responded.

"Huh?""Did you hear mom said for you to bring home the bacon."Jenny replied very confused.

"Forget about it sweetie, I'll buy you bacon and the crispy kind."