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Why was the student unable to use the broken pencil?  It was pointless.

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My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

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A toilet was stolen from the police station.

Police report they have nothing to go on.

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Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m good. Hawaii you?

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Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m good. Hawaii you?

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"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."

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Helvetica & Times New Roman walk into a bar.

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Helvetica & Times New Roman walk into a bar.

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"Get out of here!" shouts bartender. "We don't serve your type!"

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 a mushroom walks into a bar. asks some one to buy him a drink. they say um, no. mushroom says why not? Im a fungi.

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 a mushroom walks into a bar. asks some one to buy him a drink. they say um, no. mushroom says why not? Im a fungi.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!

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who's there?
boo
boo who?
why are you crying

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Because they use honeycombs.

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What is the opposite of a croissant?
A happy uncle.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...

The rabbit says, “I think I might be type o"

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Because they make up everything!

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Q:  Dad, what is this meal that we are eating for dinner?

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Q:  Dad, what is this meal that we are eating for dinner?

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A:  I call it spaghetti, but you'll call it tasty!!

Har har.

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A toilet was stolen from the police station.

Police report they have nothing to go on.

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Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!  (Drum roll in the background :)

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Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!  (Drum roll in the background :)

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Kevin - I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.

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Kevin - I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.

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Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.

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My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home

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Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!