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on november 23rd ABBA is legally norwegian

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on november 23rd ABBA is legally norwegian

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i just found out padlet did AI, i asked it for an impressionist painting of a norwegian chocolate

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i just found out padlet did AI, i asked it for an impressionist painting of a norwegian chocolate

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honestly linguistically this looks close enough to norwegian to me

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reminder that the insurance on the national costume was so worth it

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thank you for always ensuring a nipple-free space

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thank you for always ensuring a nipple-free space

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another year closer to your first date <3

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another year closer to your first date <3

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I MISS GETTING ICE GREAM WITH YOU!!!!!!!

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I MISS GETTING ICE GREAM WITH YOU!!!!!!!

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BINCH!!!!!! i’m comjng to japan

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this is still one of my favorite trips of all time

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this is still one of my favorite trips of all time

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even though we were both SICK AS FUCK! and the entire nation of argentina was standing between us and our taxi home

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thank you for always indulging my concept art

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thank you for always indulging my concept art

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even when it involves photos

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and thank u for letting me live my lifelong fantasy of being a norwegian citizen

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and thank u for letting me live my lifelong fantasy of being a norwegian citizen

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also congrats on girlbossing your way through minerva’s bullshit

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also congrats on girlbossing your way through minerva’s bullshit

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my primary memory of this day is putting on sunscreen

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my primary memory of this day is putting on sunscreen

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and i just want to say i appreciate you for being a fellow sunscreen advocate. i feel seen, heard, and understood by you always

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SHOUTOUT TO THE POOP CAFES OF THE WORLD!

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SHOUTOUT TO THE POOP CAFES OF THE WORLD!

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They only allow the shortest videos on this platform wtf

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We're both wishing you a happy birthday!!! 

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We're both wishing you a happy birthday!!! 

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Missing you lots! Was so glad you could come visit after graduation. We need to talk soon 💚

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Congrats on another loop around the sun! ☀️ Let’s catch up soon and maybe plan a weekend near you in Japan or a weekend near Moon and I in Seoul? 👀

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Here’s to the most efficient dish washer after a meal full of broken Minerva rules (aka the hypothetical bbq party in the patio with alcohol in the res hall after being high with edibles)

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ingii Miss your silly stories and our recurring fights. We will always be Arch enemies while growing old

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Turning 24 and everything is gonna be gold 

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Turning 24 and everything is gonna be gold 

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Thank you for being the best capstone buddy anyone could ask for. You were literally the highlight of my senior year!

I love you so much and I miss you even more ! I hope to get to see you soon. I hope Japan is treating you well. You are a wonderful human being and I appreciate our friendship sooo much! Enjoy your birthday ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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god's punishment for you was making me gay

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Figure 1. White woman appropriates 'exotic' culture with a smile on her face

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asian man snatches the heart of unassuming white woman

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don't you regret not taking more selfies with me

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don't you regret not taking more selfies with me

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you didn't wanna take this pic, hope you see the errs of your ways now.

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that's one hot lady

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glad you're one year closer to the end of your life

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can't deny the piss boi allegations now can you

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what a tragedy.

all that piss wasted on a shirt and not on me

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~white woman jumpscare~

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you're lucky i befriended you, you couldn't have asked for a handsomer, smarter, funnier boyfriend. but you're welcome. and i really really look forward to seeing you in person again :( the moment i get a boyfriend i'm dropping you but you're in luck for now