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She failed by haunted so efficiently she scared everyone away

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Went way too deep and lost perspective and the plot

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I did fail my A levels and also struggled to draw hands and as it turns out noses

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Ate the spicy bell pepper…

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I failed at so many job applications 200+
I failed at learning Chinese and Arabic
I failed at not failing

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Zombie librarian, only attacks publishing oligopoly executives, failed eating brains exam at zombie library school.

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I failed to heed the coming zombie apocalypse and now I’ve learned shuffle along wailing ‘brains’

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Didn’t mention I could alphabetise on my internal job application. Learned not to assume that people know what I can do.

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Failed at flying
…but it’s ok because everyone has different skills

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Just wanted the paper to be perfect - took the peer review comments very personally

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Failed entry to youth orchestra

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I got very sea sick, failed to make my boat sail or capture any loot and I became extinct. I regretted my decision to be a pirate.

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Chilled too hard and got snowed under with work. Now his ghoul mates are frosty with him and he needs to take responsibility.

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Boris the ghost bear. Didn't scare anyone at all in his first year as a ghost.

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Boris the ghost bear. Didn't scare anyone at all in his first year as a ghost.

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The Zombie researcher blew up the chemistry lab

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I failed by mistakenly writing down my characteristics in the name box. I learned that my characteristics make for a pleasing name.