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in the headrail of the bathroom window blinds

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Distort the paperclip so it's fully straight and then hide it inside of a random black pen

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Distort the paperclip so it's fully straight and then hide it inside of a random black pen

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inside a bag of a bunch of other paperclips and hide it of the roof

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inside a bag of a bunch of other paperclips and hide it of the roof

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inside my mattress

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or in a bag of goldfish and reseal it with a hair straightener -charlotte (mine is the best obvi)

OR WAIT WHAT ABOUT INSIDE A BIRD FEEDER

OR INSIDE A GLUE STICK

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in a big container of other paper clips so there is no way for the detective to figure out which one is the correct one

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inside a plush toy in a random corner in my cellar 

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inside a plush toy in a random corner in my cellar 

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inside an egg and put it back in the fridge

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inside an egg and put it back in the fridge

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Behind the plate that keeps my Nest to the wall

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Behind the plate that keeps my Nest to the wall

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you know how picture frames are on walls, well tuck it in the frame

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you know how picture frames are on walls, well tuck it in the frame

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or under a huge rug

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drop it in his coat pocket as he walks in

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drop it in his coat pocket as he walks in

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Tape it to the underside of a drawer, and push the drawer in

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Tape it to the underside of a drawer, and push the drawer in

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I would stuff it under my matress  inside of a couch cushion and have a lot of fake ones in more obvious places

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I would stuff it under my matress  inside of a couch cushion and have a lot of fake ones in more obvious places

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I'd take it to the attic and throw it down the side where nobody can fit

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I'd take it to the attic and throw it down the side where nobody can fit

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Sinclair

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Under a shingle on the roof have fun climbing

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Under a shingle on the roof have fun climbing

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I'm going to hide it in the roof of my mouth and stay inside the house.