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A LITTLE SOMETHING FROM YOUR FAVORITE UNCLE

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A LITTLE SOMETHING FROM YOUR FAVORITE UNCLE

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Hmm.. where shall I begin. I want to be all proper and shit with this post letter thingy but everyone's all wacky and I want the world to know how much of a fun uncle I am so i'M GONNA GO ALL OUT WITH MY SHUTTERSTOCKS JUST GET READY BOI.

WOW. Happy five months to you and your little baby angel. I've watched you two grow, although from afar, but I can truly say that you've matured and that your love has only grown stronger. It's rlly cute and it makes me emotional. CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY BEEN FIVE.. And it makes me happY. Really happy. YOU TWO ARE A LITERAL POWER COUPLE AND I REALLY HOPE BLACK PINK DEBUTS SOON LIKE FOR REAL?? A REAL DEBUT ?? I'ME XCITED I'M GONNA BE WAITING FOR EVERYTHING???? AND AN IKON COMEBACK WOULD BE AMAZING AS WELL LIKE .......hey ,,e, don't forget to give me signed merchandise. I'm always here for you two. You're my little kids. I love you. Stay Protected , Alwa ys , ; D

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME AAAAA

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when youre screaming but you need to scream even louder

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help i cant breathe

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i mean... dance on me. wink

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are you gonna dance to me yet

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are you preparing something wyd

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#OOTD FORREAL

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october 22 1996

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getting it on

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*excited bird noises*

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yes darling love honeybunch

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ok i don't wanna wait anymore and stay stressed over how long this took. there's already been 18 people at least who contributed on this. any thing more is just me being greedy so i'm gonna fill the rest with more stuff ;u;

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me and jiyoung back then

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i'm leaving all this space for unker and baekhyun oppa where are they

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they don't know the things you do for me ;~;

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ok but i was stressing about this jiwon was there. i forgive him even after this mess

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he eats too much snacks

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this entry upsets me

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heh so we meet again...
for the very first time.
it's been not too so long since we've last laid eyes on one another's faces.
you still have the voice of an angel
but w/ a horrible voice.

goodluck trying to find out who that was directed to because neither of you will NEVER KNOW.

to mister hanbin, i've only heard of the horror stories jennie would tell me, and based on those, i don't know what you're doing but keep doing it. do it until you get tired, and then take a break, with a snack. and then do it again. what do you mean you don't like snacks? of cOURSE YOU DO, that's crazy talk. who cares about the strict diet plans that're constantly being enforced on you. actually i can only assume that this is true. if it's not, then i guess in retrospect it probably isn't a good idea to write this as if i know you. i've only known the manys things that jennie has told me about you. if we ever meet then i'd like to apologize, because whatever happens afterwards, i have no one but myself to blame.
ah...

also.
please keep jennie on a leash because she's like a bear. bear's live in caves. and bear's are crazy.
and she's crazy.
about you.
oh god she's fucking crazy.
please save me.

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chichoo is gross too why she saying this she has no right

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she talks like she's my unnie and your noona unbelievable

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remember when you took me on a cruise and i was planning to take you to one. STOP STEALING MY IDEAS!!!!!1!

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then i ended up kind of... neglecting you just to add stuff into this :'(

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i lit thought i could finish this before you went to sleep earlier im so ahdjahk

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i shook riley when i posted this photo while she was typing a message for you hehehe

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(((where u catapult me into bed sweats)))

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smh indeed mino oppa

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(((tzuyu leaving cute songs for you us)))

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Ariana Grande - Into You (Official Video)

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god, this thing is wild.. anyways! hi hanbin. we haven't gotten the opportunity to talk much after the cf shooting, have we? jennie always talks about you, though, so i'm always updated.. ㅋㅋ congratulations to you two. i call you guys disgusting a lot, but you know i don't mean that, right? or do i.. huhuhu. please keep her happy for a long time. or else..!! ㅎㅎ

— a very emotional jisoo noona. back from the dead for this.

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that was i, meiqi, the smol

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hey hi hello. jennie is extremely adorable when she talks about you. she tries to deny it quite often though. from the things i've heard i think you guys make a really cute couple. happy anniversary to you cuties !!!

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a lot of people saw this long message i'm a bit upset. reminds self to never cram important things like this anymore i'm so stressed

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this is so late i'm sorry :(

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i found you one she's just shy you're really hyperactive

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(((he needs a gf so he can stop stealing u from me)))

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bibi :(

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I LOVE THE TWO OF YOU AND I WANT YOU TWO TO BE THE HAPPIEST COUPLE EVER...

BUT PLS DONT FORGET ABOUT ME TOO OK I AM WAITING FOR YOU TO COME HOME AS WELL

ANYWAYS

I LOVE YOU

THIS MESSAGE IS RUSHED BC I HAVE TO GO NOW AND YOURE AWAKE FUCK WHY ARE YOU AWAKE ALREADY YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO EB AWAKE MY TIPOS I CAN ALREADY FEEL MY TYPOS

ANYAYS

ANY WAAAYYYSSSS

I CANT SPELL HOLY SHIT

NANYWAYS

happy monthsarry jennus anus

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DISGRACE

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ON OUR MONTH ANNIV TOO

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i'm so tired of bobby

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now i remember what i was meant to add on here earlier. thanks for this even though i only planned on putting a cropped version where you're not included

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ok i love hanbin this makes it all seem like its our month anniversary instead of you two ahdjfkfoa

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ok i love hanbin this makes it all seem like its our month anniversary instead of you two ahdjfkfoa

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i'm deleting you

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look at my rapunzel though

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stop IM GONNA MAKE THIS SPACE ABOUT ME AND HANBIN BABY

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stop IM GONNA MAKE THIS SPACE ABOUT ME AND HANBIN BABY

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why do you have to make it big

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bobby invaded this part so just so you know all these bobby related ones are his doing. oh my god make it stop

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clears throat

ey yo b.i!!!

I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY..................

i luh u

so this is your special day..... with jennus anus......... and i'm so jealous asdkgkghoia OK IM JUST KIDDING AHAHA I LOVE GETTING YOUR WOMAN PISSED SHES KINDA CUTE JUST A LITTLE AND YOURE LUCKY TO HAVE HER look at her planning all this and staying up til midnight just for you!!! this is supposed to be about the two of you but imma make it about the two of us bc come on, we're the real team here even tho i know im only your side ho side eyes

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MY HOLY MATRIHOMIE WTF 10/10 !!!!!!

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beatbox passionately against my mouth

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gorgeous specimen

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how very takeshi of him

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((((she told you to nut in me im squealing very quietly))))

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we look so young i'm in tears

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really though look at all these precious people leaving you cute messages

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i am my own person

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i cannot be controlled

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me when hanbin goes bald

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IM SO SORRY

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NEVER!

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hanbin for president