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Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story."

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ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ I'M LOL FAN AND I HAVE DOWN SYNDROME ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ

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saa tul haastaa

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ööhööhöhö

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Hmmm kill myself if I want to

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Oh jeah

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I Do kno da Weg

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༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل

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༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º ༽ EVERYBODY TUCKING FRUMP༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º ༽


┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬ whats going on in here


༼ﾉ ◉ ͜ ◉ ༽つ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ༼ﾉ ◉ ͜ ◉ ༽つ ᴏʀ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ ༼ﾉ ◉ ͜ ◉ ༽つ


༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ PASS THE MEMES ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ


( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮


( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯


( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °)


(༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ༽) Goin to space boys


༼ຈل͜ຈ༽_•︻̷̿┻̿═━一 SNIPERINO


ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง


ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽/


ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง


[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)̲̅$̲̅] do you have change for a donger bill


( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮ hey plebs


ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉＳＬＡＭ ＹＯＵＲ ＪＡＭヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ


ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ
─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ (ง •̀_•́)ง┌(° ͜ʖ͡°)┘(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)งᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ
Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Pack bag of Dongers.
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ


(̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ MY NAME IS DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄


ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) BUT AT WHAT COST ??


┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ GO TO YOUR DADDY!!


¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Shit happens?


(っ-●益●)っ ~~ WHY you NO KILL ???


ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ It's good to be alive


(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) TABLE FLIP !


(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ | REAL TABLE FLIP


ლ(`◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) WHHYYYYY??


☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) HA HA !!


(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ YOU sooo mean ... :(


┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓PARTY TIME┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓


t ( - _ - t ) Come on ... i can take you!!


(ಠ_ಠ) WTF?


ᕦ(ò_ó*)ᕤ Box-Champion? MEEEEE....


 •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)


(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧


(⌐■_■) ♪♬


╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

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༼ ಠ_ರೃ༽  [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]


༼ຈل͜ຈ༽_•︻̷̿┻̿═━一 I'VE GOT THE STREAM IN MY SIGHTS!


ฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํỎ̷͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮̖̭̣̣̞̙̗̜̺̭̻̥͚͙̝̦̲̱͉͖͉̰̦͎̫̣̼͎͍̠̮͓̹̹͉̤̰̗̙͕͇͔̱͕̭͈̳ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้༼ﾉ ◉ ͜ ◉ ༽つTHE CANCER IS SPREADING༼ﾉ ◉ ͜ ◉ ༽つฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํỎ̷͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮̖̭̣̣̞̙̗̜̺̭̻̥͚͙̝̦̲̱͉͖͉̰̦͎̫̣̼͎͍̠̮͓̹̹͉̤̰̗̙͕͇͔̱͕̭͈̳ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้


༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つỏ̷͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮̖̭̣̣̞̙̗̜̺̭̻̥͚͙̝̦̲̱͉͖͉̰̦͎̫̣̼͎͍̠ DROPPED MUH MILK


(_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅м̅a̅я̅i̅j̅u̅a̅n̅a̅_̅_̅_̅ () ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็ Weed Blunt Smoke ASCII

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つ ◕_◕ ༽つ(_̅_̅_̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅i̲̅j̲̅u̲̅a̲̅n̲̅a̲̅_̅_̅_̅()ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้ლ༼ ▀̿ Ĺ̯ ▀̿ ლ༽

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 If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt? Kappa

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 If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt? Kappa