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I was watching TV in my room when I smelled a sudden stench. I then saw the green and yellow vomit on the floor and thought, "Aw, man!"

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As I was hiking in the Rockies, I stopped suddenly when I heard the faint rattle of the snake. I shrieked in terror.

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I was at the mall when I saw a large man in a mario costume slip and fall on a banana. The lady across from my laughed hysterically. I thought, "How rude! I hope Mario isn't hurt!"

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I walked into my classroom with lipstick smeared on my chin. All the kids stared at me in silence. I thought, "Wow! They're all ready and excited to learn today!"

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I was quietly lying in bed when I heard my dog make that horrible wretching sound.  I knew what was coming next.  The vomit smell was beginning to waft over my bed.  I lay there quietly hoping my husband would get up first.

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I was quietly lying in bed when I heard my dog make that horrible wretching sound.  I knew what was coming next.  The vomit smell was beginning to waft over my bed.  I lay there quietly hoping my husband would get up first.

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I ran out of the store when I heard the gunshots, praying that my life wouldn't end right there.

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As I stumbled through the dark, bare feet slapping the cold tile, I stopped suddenly when my toes squished into a moist, warm substance. As my mind reeled from the foreign sensation, an odor of fetid stench offended my olfactory portal. "Good grief!" "Otis?! Did you eat too quickly AGAIN??!!" 

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As I stumbled through the dark, bare feet slapping the cold tile, I stopped suddenly when my toes squished into a moist, warm substance. As my mind reeled from the foreign sensation, an odor of fetid stench offended my olfactory portal. "Good grief!" "Otis?! Did you eat too quickly AGAIN??!!" 

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As I was getting dressed for work, my dog threw up a yellow, smelly mess in the middle of my room. I thought, "What a great day this is going to be!"

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I paced back in forth in front of the park, wringing my hands. All the kids stared at my daughter, alone by the jungle gym. "Try the swings!" I whispered, hoping she would finally find a friend.

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While I was walking through the neighborhood, I saw a man running towards me. I was scared because I was all alone. I screamed at the top of my lungs and ran off.

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I clenched the side of my pool-side lawn chair, waiting what felt like forever for his head to come above the water. The sound of his body slapping against the water had thrown me into panic. "Is he ok?" I asked his mother, lounging comfortably next to me. The lady laughed. "He's had worse belly flops."

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The room I was in was totally dark. I couldn't even see my hands in front of my face. I was just starting to feel comfortable in the solitude when all of a sudden I felt a tap on my shoulder. That was the last thing I remember before passing out on the floor.

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We were sitting at the pool during our last weekend of the summer. I heard a strange noise and realized that it was the lady next to us laughing. I thought, "That is one interesting laugh."

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I had just walked out of the restroom during my freshman year of high school.  I saw that cute boy I had my eye on all year, and I noticed he was starting to come over and talk to me.  My stomach started doing all sorts of 🤬 flops in anticipation.  Instead of asking me out on a date like I had hoped, he very loudly pointed out that I had some toilet paper stuck to my shoe.  All the kids in the hallway just stared.

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I jumped out of bed at the sound that wrenched my stomach. Charlie was puking on my brand new purple rug. "Poor girl!" my husband mumbled sleepily. All I could think about was the smell.

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Running down the dark alleyway, I felt the hairs on the back of my neck standing at attention as I navigated amongst the dingy trash cans and debris-littered corridor. I could hear the stranger's footsteps gaining speed behind me. "Why are you following me?" I screamed in horror. "What do you want?" 

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Running down the dark alleyway, I felt the hairs on the back of my neck standing at attention as I navigated amongst the dingy trash cans and debris-littered corridor. I could hear the stranger's footsteps gaining speed behind me. "Why are you following me?" I screamed in horror. "What do you want?" 

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While sitting at the lake on the Fourth of July, all the kids watched the fireworks in amazement. I thought what a peaceful evening we are having here tonight.

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I opened the thick wood door at the end of  class. As the door swung wide I heard and felt the lthe thwack of the edge of the door hitting my forehead. I gasped. All the kids stared.

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Walking over to turn on the light, I felt a warm, wet squish between my toes. When I flicked on the light I was relieved to find that it was just throw up.

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Walking over to turn on the light, I felt a warm, wet squish between my toes. When I flicked on the light I was relieved to find that it was just throw up.

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After I came in from work on Monday, I was standing in the kitchen making spicy turkey burgers when my dog threw up in my master bedroom. I was worried about her.

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I walked into the dark living room in an early morning daze. It took me a moment to realize the

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I lept into the bed and hid myself in the safe comfort of my covers. I thought I had fortified myself from the monster that lurked beneath my bed.

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I lept into the bed and hid myself in the safe comfort of my covers. I thought I had fortified myself from the monster that lurked beneath my bed.

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As I was falling out of the chair, I felt my head spinning like the wheel on a car as I hit the floor. I was so scared that I had hurt myself.

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As I was falling out of the chair, I felt my head spinning like the wheel on a car as I hit the floor. I was so scared that I had hurt myself.

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WE were at the Comedy Show on a warm summer night. The lady at the table across from me laughed so loud it sound like a herd of henna's!!!

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She jumped up and down and laughed until her sides tore. It was the best joke she ever heard.

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She jumped up and down and laughed until her sides tore. It was the best joke she ever heard.

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While asleep, I had my dog coughing uncontrollably. At first, I figured he just needed some water and would get some. But as he coughed more, I heard what sounded like water being spilled on the floor. Almost immediately, a pungent odor filled my nostrils. I knew what happened before I even needed to get up and turn the light on...he threw up

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Coughing and struggling to breathe, my 6 month old yorkie began hacking up a foul smelling brownish-green substance. "Seriously KJ", I said, "What have you gobbled up this time?"

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Coughing and struggling to breathe, my 6 month old yorkie began hacking up a foul smelling brownish-green substance. "Seriously KJ", I said, "What have you gobbled up this time?"

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As I entered my bedroom,  I saw the dog throw up on my expensive bedspread and thought, I have to get my husband to clean this up and take the cover to the dry cleaners.

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Slamming my bedroom door shut, I glanced below where my new Nike shoe had landed in Fido's vomit. "Eeewww!" I screamed from the top of my lungs.

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When I walked out of the bathroom, a rather rude lady laughed in my direction, and I thought, do I have toilet paper sticking to me somewhere?

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I stared at the closet door frozen while gripping the broom with every ounce of strength I could muster. Mom was wrong. I wasn't hallucinating; it wasn't all in my head. Something. Was. In. There. Tonight I would find out... as soon as I releasemyself to actually open the door. 

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I stared at the closet door frozen while gripping the broom with every ounce of strength I could muster. Mom was wrong. I wasn't hallucinating; it wasn't all in my head. Something. Was. In. There. Tonight I would find out... as soon as I releasemyself to actually open the door. 

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My heart raced as my shoes hit the pavement running, running from the sound which seemed to be attacking me from the back. Perspiration dripped from my brows. How will I get away from it?

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As the new student walked in with the teacher, all the other students turned to stare at her. They probably thought she would be an easy target for gossip for the day.

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I entered the theater quietly and witnessed a grown woman laughing and ridiculing the new student from Columbia. What kind of a human could be so cruel to someone so innocent and frightened?

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Waiting for my husband to get home, I curled up on the couch with a blanket pulled up over me and the dog cuddled in. I thought, would this storm ever let up?

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Her robust belly shook as she chuckled. The joy she was experiencing was so intense, we could see her baby squirming in her tummy. Tickled, she totally ignored us and continued her laughter. 

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Her robust belly shook as she chuckled. The joy she was experiencing was so intense, we could see her baby squirming in her tummy. Tickled, she totally ignored us and continued her laughter. 

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Natasha CrownoverAs I awoke from my sleep, yawning and stretching, I carefully placed both of my feet solidly on the ground before making my way to the shower. SQUISH. I warm semi-solid material seeped it's way between my toes. I turn on the lamp to find dog vomit. 

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Natasha CrownoverAs I awoke from my sleep, yawning and stretching, I carefully placed both of my feet solidly on the ground before making my way to the shower. SQUISH. I warm semi-solid material seeped it's way between my toes. I turn on the lamp to find dog vomit. 

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The retching sound alerted me. I dreaded what I was about to see. The noise was irritating, but the smell was revolting. My teacup poodle has just puked her guts onto the floor of my newly cleaned room. 

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The retching sound alerted me. I dreaded what I was about to see. The noise was irritating, but the smell was revolting. My teacup poodle has just puked her guts onto the floor of my newly cleaned room. 

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Fear gripped my insides like a giant bony  hand. The sounds footsteps alerted me that he had found me. I had to escape, but how? My feet were frozen to the floor as the handle on the door turned slowly...

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Fear gripped my insides like a giant bony  hand. The sounds footsteps alerted me that he had found me. I had to escape, but how? My feet were frozen to the floor as the handle on the door turned slowly...

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My jaw tightened as the sounds of footsteps drew closer. I knew someone was there and coming up quickly behind me. I decided to break into a full sprint fearing the unknown stranger.

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With both hands on her stomach, my teacher nearly feel on the ground. Her laughter at my silly sentence brought her nearly to her knees. Tears fell from her eyes as she had trouble getting her breath. By now, the entire class was starting to snicker, but not at me...at her!

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With both hands on her stomach, my teacher nearly feel on the ground. Her laughter at my silly sentence brought her nearly to her knees. Tears fell from her eyes as she had trouble getting her breath. By now, the entire class was starting to snicker, but not at me...at her!

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While out to lunch, Jessica and I noticed a young couple awkwardly sharing a meal. At one point, the young man made a silly face and the woman cracked up, holding her sides.

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After my lunch, my stomach wretched in agony. I knew better than to eat beans. Gas pressure began to bloat me. I knew I had to get out of the class before I embarrassed myself. As I stood to excuse myself to the restroom, I  exploded loudly. Suddenly, every eye in the class was directed at me. With my face glowing red and shame drowning me, I made it our of the class just in time to hear the class explode as well...into wild laughter.

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After my lunch, my stomach wretched in agony. I knew better than to eat beans. Gas pressure began to bloat me. I knew I had to get out of the class before I embarrassed myself. As I stood to excuse myself to the restroom, I  exploded loudly. Suddenly, every eye in the class was directed at me. With my face glowing red and shame drowning me, I made it our of the class just in time to hear the class explode as well...into wild laughter.

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While in algebra class, Mr. Bottinger began to attempt to explain the day's lesson. The students hung their mouths open not understanding a word he said.

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Arriving home from a long first week of inservice, I immediately kicked off my shoes and relished the feel of my bare feet on my clean hard wood floors when I hit a slick spot.  Looking down in disgust I saw globs of thick yellowish brown dog vomit.  Oh gross, I thought, not again.

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Arriving home from a long first week of inservice, I immediately kicked off my shoes and relished the feel of my bare feet on my clean hard wood floors when I hit a slick spot.  Looking down in disgust I saw globs of thick yellowish brown dog vomit.  Oh gross, I thought, not again.

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I was lazily relaxing in my favorite chair when I heard an awkward sound. What soon followed was a stench that made my nose wrinkle up. Upon investigating I found my dog in a pile of regurgitated dog chow.

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As I sat on the soft grass while the fireworks blasted, I watched as the kids turned their necks up facing the sky, wondering if they had ever seen a brighter fireworks display. 

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As I sat on the soft grass while the fireworks blasted, I watched as the kids turned their necks up facing the sky, wondering if they had ever seen a brighter fireworks display. 

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Oh my gosh! What is that smell? I got up and walked across the room and there in the corner, I saw it. A pile of bones, slime, and grass. That is disgusting. I knew my dog had eaten something in the backyard and delivered it.

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Oh my gosh! What is that smell? I got up and walked across the room and there in the corner, I saw it. A pile of bones, slime, and grass. That is disgusting. I knew my dog had eaten something in the backyard and delivered it.

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Carol Scursatone

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While I laid in my soft bed, the noise caused me to sit up, as my eyes darted to each corner of the room, I wondered and hoped the sound was just my bad cat. 

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While I laid in my soft bed, the noise caused me to sit up, as my eyes darted to each corner of the room, I wondered and hoped the sound was just my bad cat. 

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Standing in the Tower of Terror line my heart started racing and I felt dizzy.  I watched as the elevator slowly inched to the very top and then plummeted to the ground.  Oh no, I can't do this, I thought.

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Standing in the Tower of Terror line my heart started racing and I felt dizzy.  I watched as the elevator slowly inched to the very top and then plummeted to the ground.  Oh no, I can't do this, I thought.

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I quietly sat in the dark room and listened. The silence was interrupted only by the sound of the water slowly rising. Finally, my husband came into the room with the flashlight and we walked out into the knee deep water to leave.

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I quietly sat in the dark room and listened. The silence was interrupted only by the sound of the water slowly rising. Finally, my husband came into the room with the flashlight and we walked out into the knee deep water to leave.

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Carol Scursatone

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As I was waiting in line at Kroger, I heard a strange wheezing sound.  Concerned that someone was choking, I turned to see a large woman wearing a floral patio dress laughing and gasping for breath as she was reading the National Enquirer displayed by the checkout advertising the latest Elvis sighting.

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As I was waiting in line at Kroger, I heard a strange wheezing sound.  Concerned that someone was choking, I turned to see a large woman wearing a floral patio dress laughing and gasping for breath as she was reading the National Enquirer displayed by the checkout advertising the latest Elvis sighting.

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Standing at the far end of the corridor, I saw a woman wipe the tears of laughter from her eyes, and wondered what was so funny.

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Standing at the far end of the corridor, I saw a woman wipe the tears of laughter from her eyes, and wondered what was so funny.

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As I walked up the flight of stairs toward the Library, I tripped on the last stair and fell backwards. Catching myself and letting out a gasp, I looked up to see my class watching with wide eyes.

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As I walked up the flight of stairs toward the Library, I tripped on the last stair and fell backwards. Catching myself and letting out a gasp, I looked up to see my class watching with wide eyes.

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Carol Scursatone

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As I was walking through the crowded mall, I smelled the sweet aroma of chocolate chip cookies. I thought how good a chocolate chip cookie would taste right now if I wasn't on a diet!

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As I woke up and got out of my bed, there was a horrific smell coming for the other room.  I 

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As I woke up and got out of my bed, there was a horrific smell coming for the other room.  I 

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I was in the middle of a deep sleep, when I suddenly heard a hacking sound and a pungent smell traveled up to my bed. My dog had thrown up in my room

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I was in the middle of a deep sleep, when I suddenly heard a hacking sound and a pungent smell traveled up to my bed. My dog had thrown up in my room

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As I climbed out of bed, I suddenly felt a warm puddle underneath my feet.  As my feet went deeper into the substance it felt like I was stepping on giant milk duds.  I looked down and began to frown and then the smell hit me like an 18 wheeler.  OMG!

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As I climbed out of bed, I suddenly felt a warm puddle underneath my feet.  As my feet went deeper into the substance it felt like I was stepping on giant milk duds.  I looked down and began to frown and then the smell hit me like an 18 wheeler.  OMG!

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The lady laughed as I sauntered past her in Barnes and Noble. I saw that she was reading "I Can't Make This Up" by Kevin Hart, and her laugh made total sense.

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I was running furiously towards the sale rack, as I was scared I'd miss out on the dress I had coveted for some time. 

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I was running furiously towards the sale rack, as I was scared I'd miss out on the dress I had coveted for some time. 

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I was scared when I waived goodbye to my daughter as she went into her freshmen dorm.  The tears started falling like raindrops which turned into a hurricane.  The picture of her in my rear view mirror made my think of the song by Usher "There Goes My Baby".

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I was scared when I waived goodbye to my daughter as she went into her freshmen dorm.  The tears started falling like raindrops which turned into a hurricane.  The picture of her in my rear view mirror made my think of the song by Usher "There Goes My Baby".

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As I was walking to my classroom on Monday morning, I saw a roach scurry across the hall. I saw it's massive legs move one in front of the other. I thought to myself "where are all of the other teachers? I need someone to 🤬 this nasty bug!"

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When I woke up this morning, I walked across the room to turn off my alarm clock. I felt something oozing between my toes. I looked down to see that my dog had thrown up on the floor and I thought to myself, "I need to take CoCo to the vet today!"

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As I tripped over the curb, the lady standing next to me let out a big loud laugh as I reached for her hand and she let me fall down.  Hahaha!

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As I tripped over the curb, the lady standing next to me let out a big loud laugh as I reached for her hand and she let me fall down.  Hahaha!

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In the middle of my lesson,   I had to pass gas. It sounded like a balloon deflating into the air.  All the kids stared and said "Mrs. Smith just farted."  The room filled with laughter as everyone held their nose.

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In the middle of my lesson,   I had to pass gas. It sounded like a balloon deflating into the air.  All the kids stared and said "Mrs. Smith just farted."  The room filled with laughter as everyone held their nose.