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This is gta irl- ;-;

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weee

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Wasted

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wut is bruh

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oof

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SUS

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AMONG US

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A boy and his father get into a car accident. When they arrive at the hospital, the doctor sees the boy and exclaims, “That’s my son!”

How can this be?

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Knock knock...
Who's there?
Mr. Jokes
Mr. Jokes who?
Oops... I meant Mr. Jones

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Duck runs straight to the water at high speed

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Why are elevator jokes so good?

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Why do crabs never share?

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Why do bees have sticky hair?

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Knock knock...
Who's there?
Ach!
Ach who?
Bless you sir.

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I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?

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What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

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What has 88 keys but can't open a single door?

A Piano

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Be sure to not take tea out of tissue!!!
Why??

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GTA memes

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Brownie: Remember the last time we went to the vet ?
Brownie's cousin : Yehuh,
Brownie : the dog there was stealing my treats !
Brownie's cousin : wut a tragedy * rolls eyes* !
Brownie's cousin : the last time I went to the doctor i think they put a CHIP in me !
Brownie : I think you meant Last time you went to the VET you ATE a CHIP

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Bean, Lucy, Tricksie and Elfo breathing mushroom gas that makes them imagine things.

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schocko haha

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What kind of apple doesn't turn brown in 1000 years?

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The guy's consions be like:

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You are ⦟☕π!

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me when i'm assigned homework

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Lol

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And I quote:

And i will not hesitate to do a spontanious cartwheel if I feel so choose!

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Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Kat Tung of course

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(STOLEN FROM TURNING RED)

Are you a triangle?

CUZ YOU ACUTEEEE

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You woke up and bonked your head
: cat " me OWw

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I heard that you're good at algebra, can you replace my x without asking y

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I don't think it's funny, but why not?

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What kind of person doesn't breathe?

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today an old lady told me to help her check her balance

so i pushed her

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What karen is a manager?

A shopping karen

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You were the first customer to arrive at the shop.
Why can't you buy anything?

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Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

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What is a Karen called in Europe?

An American.

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What is white when it is dirty?

A BLACKboard

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me
ME

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Why do beets always win?

They are un-beet-able!