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his light was as useless as a dull knife

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The noise was as unpleasant as a fork scraping a plate

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You're as useless as ejection seats on a helicopter.

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The loathsome odor contaminating my nose like a tribe of nasty bacteria.

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The man was as dangerous as a game of Russian Roulette

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the pillow was as comfy as when you grab a sip of iced fizzy drink after a red, burning day

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The sky was as grey as a television tuned to a dead channel.

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The sky was as grey as a television tuned to a dead channel.

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he was useless as eating soup with a fork

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she was as unpleasent as lisas contaminated sandwhich

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The bed felt soft like an ice cream

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She was as dangerous as a rumor that travelled through the wind and twisted its way through to peoples unprotected ears, whispering things that should not be known and spreading chaos and bloodshed in its wake

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The women was as dangerous as a double-edged sword

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The sky was as grey as a old mans hair

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The man was as unpleasant as a car without wheels.

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She was as useless as a vestigial structure.

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The sandwich was as grey as a book that has been collecting dust for a year

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He was as cool as Batman

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he was as loud as a police siren

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The clouds refused to reveal the full moon like a hand covering the face

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I am dangerous as the fearless koenigsegg

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The storm was as loud as an explosion

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Mr. Nason was as powerful as a lions roar

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He was as loud as lisa on a monday morning

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He was as useless as a sentence without words

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Connor's dad farted as loud as a Lamborghini's exhaust pipe.

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The hovering stench smelt like a concoction of deceased animals.

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Lauren is as unpleasant as the sour aftertaste lingering on your tongue.

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The foul smell rushed into my nostrils like a violent river roaring down a mountain, announcing itself throughout its environment.

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bucko was as unpleasant with his food as a karen was with coffee service

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My brother was as loud as a dog barking at other dogs.

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Connor's mood was unpleasant like a Karen with her perfectly fine pizza.

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He was as useless as a comb for a bald man

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minime's sandwich was as unpleasant as a cockroach that you are trying to get rid of but didn't manage to.

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The body was as mangled as a dogs rag doll: beaten and worn like gargantuan teeth had clasped it between gargantuan jaws and ripped it clean in half