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What does the ocean do when it sees its friends?

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What does the ocean do when it sees its friends?

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It waves!

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What did the science book say to the math book?

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What did the science book say to the math book?

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Wow, you've got problems.

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Because they keep breaking out!

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Because they arrgh!

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There is a short man. He lives on the 12th floor of his building. On normal days he takes the elevator to the 6th floor and has to take the stair the rest of the way. On rainy days he is able to take the elevator to 12th floor. WHY?

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There is a short man. He lives on the 12th floor of his building. On normal days he takes the elevator to the 6th floor and has to take the stair the rest of the way. On rainy days he is able to take the elevator to 12th floor. WHY?

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On rainy days he has an umbrella and uses it to touch the 12th floor button the elevator.

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Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

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In case he got a hole in one!

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What did the little corn say to the big corn?

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What did the little corn say to the big corn?

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Wheres Pop?

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What happened to the elephant when it sat on a marshmallow?

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What happened to the elephant when it sat on a marshmallow?

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It got a mushy too-shy

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Rocket man!

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Patient: Hey Doc, I think there's something wrong with me: my nose runs and my feet smell!

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Patient: Hey Doc, I think there's something wrong with me: my nose runs and my feet smell!

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Doctor: Don't worry - that's completely normal.

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you looked flushed!!!

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There was a KFC next to him.

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Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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An investigator

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Student: "Can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher: "It’s 'may.'" Student: "No, it’s January."

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Student: "Can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher: "It’s 'may.'" Student: "No, it’s January."

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 guy goes to his doctor because he can see into the future. The doctor asks him, "How long have you suffered from that condition?" 

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 guy goes to his doctor because he can see into the future. The doctor asks him, "How long have you suffered from that condition?" 

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The guy tells him, "Since next Monday."

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Look at my face and I am somebody, Look at my back and I am nobody.  What am I?

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Look at my face and I am somebody, Look at my back and I am nobody.  What am I?

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A mirror >:), did you get it?

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a Firequaker

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open toad

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What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?

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What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?

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A chew-chew train.

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the party must have been LIT

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Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?

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Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?

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Because it would be a foot

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Because he was outstanding in his field

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whats the best thing about switzerland? 

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whats the best thing about switzerland? 

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I don't know but the flag is a big plus!

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Because they use honeycombs.

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

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A stick.

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Its ring had no diamond!

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He didn't have the guts

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Dead

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When i was 6 my sister was half my age now I’m 70 how old is my sister.

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When i was 6 my sister was half my age now I’m 70 how old is my sister.

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She’s 67

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What rock group has four men that don’t sing?

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What rock group has four men that don’t sing?

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Mount Rushmore

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What do you call a pig that dose karate?

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What do you call a pig that dose karate?

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A pork chop

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To get to the other side

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You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?

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You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?

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A reflection

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What did the organizer of events say to the clouds

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What did the organizer of events say to the clouds

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Don’t rain on my parade

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Do you want to hear a construction joke?

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Do you want to hear a construction joke?

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Sorry I'm still working on it.

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Because they make everything up!

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Because every play has a cast!

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To say hello from the other side!

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What did the science book say to the math book?

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What did the science book say to the math book?

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Wow, you've got problems!

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As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are "I haven't started either 

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As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are "I haven't started either 

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What do you call an animal you keep in your car?

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What do you call an animal you keep in your car?

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A carpet

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It’s not my taste

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Nope because it hasn't come out yet;)