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Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"G** d** it, you've got to be kind.” ― Kurt Vonnegut. 

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Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"G** d** it, you've got to be kind.” ― Kurt Vonnegut. 

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"Time is liquid. One moment is no more important than any other and all moments quickly run away."

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If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.

Call me Jonah. My parents did, or nearly did. They called me John.

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"The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal."

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"The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal."

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"I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over"

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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
-Vonnegut

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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.

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Of course it's exhausting, having to reason all the time in a universe which wasn't meant to be reasonable.

True terror is to wake up one morning and find that your high school class is running the country.

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"That's one thing Earthlings might learn to do, if they tried hard enough: Ignore the awful times and concentrate on the good ones."

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Science is magic that works.
-Vonnegut

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"The only difference between Hitler and Bush was that Hitler was elected.

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"I get drunk, and I drive my wife away with a breath like mustard gas and roses"

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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

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"So it goes.

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"So it goes."