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Fear the Bern UPDATE: SANDER SIEGES TRUMP LAIR!

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Fear the Bern UPDATE: SANDER SIEGES TRUMP LAIR!

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Less than 10 minutes ago, a surprise siege has begun on Trump Lair. Sanders released a statement as the attack begun saying "Trump will fall like the rest, REVOLUTION REVOLUTION!" It can only be assumed that the Chinese came through on their promise to give military Intelligence to Sanders forces. This image shows Trump Lair moments before the siege began.

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Chinese leadership has decided to deny any aid whatsoever to Donald Trump, who is still barricaded inside trump lair. Chinese spokesperson Chin Tu Big said “Mr. Trump is not our friend, he is very disrespectful and the notion that we would help him was a misguided one at best. Best of luck to you Bernie Sanders, we will deliver the location of Trump Lair shortly.”

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Fear the Bern UPDATE: Trump calls for aid for defense
against growing Sanders army. BONUS INSIDE LOOK AT TRUMP LAIR:

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Fear the Bern UPDATE: Trump calls for aid for defense
against growing Sanders army. BONUS INSIDE LOOK AT TRUMP LAIR:

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Trump has called for support from his friends in China saying “Chinamen love me, they buy homes from me they get my coffee… is this decaf?! GET EM OUTTA HERE! Anyway, as you can see the Trump Lair is modeled after the set of Celebrity Apprentice. It’s very nice everyone loves it it’s the best.” China has not yet delivered a response to Trumps request but one is expected shortly. What that response will be cannot be guessed.

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Fear the Bern UPDATE: Bernie makes his first negative campaign ad:

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Fear the Bern UPDATE: Bernie makes his first negative campaign ad:

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Bernie Sanders has just released a campaign add urging his followers to regroup and begin the hunt for Donald Trump. The ad includes footage of today's Sanders Riots with hymns from the Red Army Choir playing as background music. The ad ends with the words "THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN - FIND TRUMP"

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Fear the Bern UPDATE: "Sanders' hordes will never get me" - Trump

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Fear the Bern UPDATE: "Sanders' hordes will never get me" - Trump

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Donald Trump delivered a statement at 9:30 today stating that "Sander's supporters are a bunch of losers, they'll never find me, I propose banning them all because they're a detriment to our economy." He then left in a helicopter headed for his secret mountain "Trump Lair."

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Fear the Bern - Political community surprised as hordes of New Hampshire caucasusers in support of Bernie Sanders eat there way through the upper class:

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Fear the Bern - Political community surprised as hordes of New Hampshire caucasusers in support of Bernie Sanders eat there way through the upper class:

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Controversy over Bernie Sander's campaign has hit an all time high, as his cannibalistic supporters rampage through wealthy neighborhoods around New Hampshire after his call for the Proletariat to "Eat the rich!" people watch in horror as crowds of people poor into rich neighborhoods with steak knives chanting "REVOLUTION!" Stay tuned for updates.