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one stormy night the stalker pulled out a knife as he stabbed a cop then team grow a gardeners came then Ethan h said "we got a real problem" Zach said "24 karrot steel" then Hudson said "Zach how would you know that" then there was a call

the guy said" help I saw a stalker guy with a 24 karrot steel knife" Ethan Ethan s and Ethan h and Isaac and Devon and Hudson said "we can come" then they hop in their car and drive to houses then they set up a trap then they caught the stalker and took the mask off when Zach was about to get water and the stalker was gone then someone tripped him then found out the stalker was a reject member of the grow a gardeners but then he ran then threw bombs at them but the grow a gardeners dodged and then 11 decades late 4 centuries 12 day 129 hours 1,786 mins and 0.000000000000000001 seconds to catch the stalker then the stalker whent to Jail then the grow a gardeners played grow a garden.

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"Do I need to go to my job?" Asked Goof Eahhha Ircut. "Did you forget that I pay you about 13,000 dollars every day?" Said the boss. Goof Eahhha Ircut did not really care. " I will give you a banana peel when you get here" said the boss. "I AM COMING RIGHT AWAY" Said Goof 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 second after his boss said that. Suddenly,he was at floor 35 in two seconds giving reality the Amir when he wants the 2 dolla dolla tip treatment. "WHAT GAME" Said Goof Eahhha Ircut like instead of drinking 40 cans of red bull he took the entire factory. "The first game you're gonna do is ASA 6. AKA Amazing Stealing automatic which is a temu version of GTA 6 but can't call it that due to copy write reasons. Anyways,you ready?" said the boss. "By the way,my name is Ug Leeper Son." "I am ready Mr Ug lee..." as he was saying this,he got cut off by the Friend operator Redbull Enterprises Heading Experience Apple Destruction AKA (FOREHEAD/the teleporter) and got sent to ASA 6. "Dang,this place is great!" Said Goof Eahhha Ircut "Ug Leeper Son,Are you sure you sent me? Cause this place looks like real life! Oh yeah,he can't hear me,I teleported" He walked around admiring the scenery and then walked into a uber eats. "Hello sir,can you please give me da 3 dolla dolla tip plz?" asked Amir while he was fighting Amar. He throws him 5 dollars and then the place crumbled down as Goof Eahhh Ircut walked out. He went up to a car and threw this person out of it, then curb stomping them. He stopped at a traffic light and then a police car teleported behind him. "I don't like you." said the cop "SEND IN THE TANKS" In an instant, he got evaporated from this plane of life. He spawned in back to the office. "Goodie or no goodie?" asked Ug Leeper Son. “The game is amazing and the graphics are insane.” said Goof Eahhha Ircut. “BUT, I think we should just hold it back to make the community mad,and say there is to many glitches.” “Excellent choice” Said Ug Leeper Son. “What about the seconds game?” Asked Mr Ircut. “We are going to do it in part 3. Cause the Author is too lazy” Said Ug Leeper Son,not lying. “You get your paycheck in part 3”

THE END

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one day jack was walking his dog then the moon started turning red then his dog turned into a red werewolf then jack ran to his friend bens house then one minute later jacks werewolf thats red turned all shades of red then jack ran to squidwards house and jacks werewolf got ben then turned him in to a werewolfand then they run all the way to squidwards house then turned squidward in to a weresquid then the red moon madness begins then everyone on earth turns into a werewolf but not jack because he was on the moon then jack turned the moon pink then everyone incuding pets were back to normal the end a pink moon massacure coming soon

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Well hello my good friends it seems that you have stoped to take a look at my writing and I hope your not going to be disappointed but there isn’t any thing that interesting so… HEY WAIT NO DON’T LEAVE PLEASE 🙏 I BEG YOU cough cough ok let’s do this it takes place in a bedroom where a little child named Robert wakes up from his nap and finds himself hungry.Robert thinks to go to the kitchen to get some food so as Robert shrieks for his mom saying MOMMY IM NO NO TIRED ANYMORE CAN YOU GET ME A SNACKY he realized that no one was home.Robert wasn’t very creeped out by this he just thought oh I bet mommy just went out to get some more apple sauce for me but Robert was still hungry so he went into the kitchen hoping to find gold fish but to his surprise THERE WAS NO GOLD FISH!Robert thought there must have been a robbery i mean WHO would take Robert’s gold fish only a wanted thief I mean like heh it like totally wasn’t me who would think that’s like crazy talk like…like I would never uhh… umm… like so haha this funny because umm… I think some one is calling for me so like ✨BYE BESTIES✨

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First Random things

“I’m going to call my mom.” Toby says, in a funny way. Today was the 5th of March.

We was taking a math assessment to get ready for our State Tests coming up in April. And during 10:11pm, Ms. Suh called Aizen over to her desk. “Why aren’t you doing I-ready again?” Ms. Suh said, concerned. But Aizen said nothing, just a cute guilty face.

Spanish

“Hola Clasé!” Ms. Alyssa greets 4A. “Hola Ms Alyssa!” 4A replied back. Well, half of the class did. “So I’m going to try again, and this time, all of 4A will respond back to me.”

“Hola Clasé!” Ms. Alyssa greets 4A again. “Hola Ms Alyssa!” 4A replied back but most of the class responded.

(Ok now let’s move on to March 21, May 9)

Lit Block

So that day it all happened to be dramatically rough. Ms. Gaskin was trying to move Kaelynn’s desk and Kaelynn actually said, “God…” And something else.

Um, yeah you might be thinking I made that up.

And as soon as she said that, Ms. Gaskin yelled at the top of her lungs. “WHO DO YOU THINK UR TALKING TOO?!” I was just watching Kaelynn getting tortured emotionally. Caela said to me “Mind your business, don’t worry about it!” I kept looking. I was going to say to her. “It’s hard not to! She’s literally like yelling across the room as if she was a victim of an argument!” But I didn’t. I just kept watching. I was trembling as if I drank 847 cups of coffee. I don’t know about y’all, but that moment was crazy.

Wednesday Lunch

Ok.. So let me get this straight. Caela and Kaelynn were having a argument about who gets to sit on the table first. And then Ms. Gaskin was trying to stop the argument. Then Kaelynn- Let’s just call her Miss TalkBack for now >:) Then Ms. Talkback said something like “Yo” and that caught Ms. Gaskin off guard. Ms. Gaskin yelled “WHOS YO? WHO YO?” Ms. Gaskin came over to Ms. Talkback

as if she was going to slap the life out of a MINOR!!

My heart literally rushed in fear.

This is the reason why I hate it when Ms. Gaskin is alone… I was in the brink of crying in fear.

Yeppers, that’s it.

OH!

Shoutouts goes to Maxine for being a pancake! :)

NOW I’M GOING TO EAT YOU.

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It was my summer birthday,we went to Florida.It was hot and lots of bugs,a vacation with family hugs.There was a swamp with crocodiles,and a gecko on our floor tiles.we took a plane,with a crying baby going insane!

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So there was this Roblox noob that was bullied by an evil bacon guy. it all started when he was playing at the playground.so the evil bacon guy walks up to the noob and says,”Ha! You have no robux and I do!”.The noob strikes back with a punch and says”Robux is not everything,it only makes people think they’re the most coolest person when they’re an absolute bragger”.The bacon is on the floor and gets scared and begs for the noob to not hurt him.the noob walks home, he trips on a rock that came out of nowhere.It was threw by evil bacon guy!,”YOU THOUGHT I WOULD LET THAT SLIDE”he said.”Erm,YEAH”the noob said,The bacon starts chasing him until noob gets tired.Noob runs into an alley way.he finds a white fluff thing,it turns out it was a gubby! It walked and led noob to a doorway with a mechanical door.noob pressed the Green open button.they walked the hallway and heard a voice,”I’m am hereeee”The the lights flickered.The shadow of a bacon appeared,it was the bully bacon.His shadow kept getting closing and closing.Then the gubby ran out the door and then noob had no time,the door automatically shut closed “5, 4, 3, 2, AND 1”the bacon yelled as he pushed noob down

10 likes for part 2

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there once was a mom that went outside with her kids to get Ramen noodles, but one time when she went outside with her kids, she heard these noise like blah blah, blah blah blah, and then she looked, and then she saw a zombie, after that she started running with her kids, but one of her kids fell down and then she didn’t notice, but she turned around and she saw the zombies on top the baby and then she started crying and then the baby turned into the zombie and then the mom got really powerful, but she couldn’t do anything because she didn’t have nothing in hands, and then she just prayed and prayed and prayed that Jesus made it rain and zombies hate rain, but only in this text but she remembered that she had a umbrella on her just in case if it rains so she started beating up the zombies and then she was free because there was only five zombies now six including her son and it’s all about my free writing

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friends like no other

best friends

stay together

not fake but true

may have a friend group

best friends

best thing to have

no debate

it's the best thing you ever had a best friend

it's not sad not bad

not that bad or you kinda mad

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there once was a boy named Bob he looked like a very big blob he sat on a chair with his one big hair and the chair broke down on the spot.

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my family

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Once it was hot

having fun at lego land

until the rain came

pulling me down

but them the rain stopped

having all my joy

i went to disneyland

having all my fun

but then the summer ended.

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quantity

although

invasion

elevation

promotion

illusion

rotation

bitter

presentation

although

invasion

elevation

promotion

illusion

rotation

bitter

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This is elliot up there

One day Elliot was giving out pizza to people because everyone loved his pizza (yes everyone) But then he saw a guy named John Doe who was pink and had a crown and had a claw so Elliot decided to not give him awesome pizza so John Doe got so mad and started chasing Elliot so he ran so much still giving pizza knowing that John Doe was close to him and Elliot was tired ran in a corner store and ran to the energy drinks with John Doe still chasing him and Elliot got 5 cans of red bull and payed so fast chugged all of them and then Elliot started running like sonic from John Doe but John Doe didnt have to speed so he stole 19 cans of red bull and started to chase Elliot down his tracks and almost caught up but secretly Elliot has stole 18 cans of red bull and he chugged them so fast and then Elliot ran away like he was Flash at full speed and then John Doe was like "WHAT THE GREEN AND PURPLE BANANAS" and Elliot yelled "SEE YA PINK LOOKIN BANANA."John Doe got so mad he ran and stole a pc and thre it somewhere random in the city and hoped it landed on Elliot's head.Elliot thought he was safe but the pc landed on his head and he got a concussion and his sight was went blurry and then went all dark and then Elliot woke up ad he said"Where am i and why is the sky yellow."Then banana's started falling from the sky and everyone was dancing.

The end.

SPONSORED BY SAZIOU.

bc he loves bananas

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once there was a sweat in Fortnite then hit a impossible shot so he got banned then he became Devon when he gets too hungry and didn't have his 20 piece chicken nuggets made by nagi and his 1,000 big Macs with a side of 100 large fries and destroyed Fortnite HQ then left to get the Devon special from mc donald's then he got unbanned from Fortnite then he was bored so then he traveled to a new place where he gone to a universe where nagi is everywhere and found a guy named Devon and Devon said "get out buddy this is my domain" the Mr man man Mr Fortnite master said "you can't be talking your hairline is bad and sad and super not rad and super super super very not sigma bruv so you can't be talking" then Devon said "that was mean you meanie" then bro ran to the nearest mc donald's then Mr man man mr saved the world from a big back Devon eating the world and every universe to be created.

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4x+3=19 x=

5x+30=50 x=

6x+3=21 x=

20x+8=48 x=

1. x=4

2. x=4

3. x=3

4. x=2

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it works now hoy hoy hoy 'cough cough' hy hoy hoy 

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it works now hoy hoy hoy 'cough cough' hy hoy hoy 

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yeah look at that fore head

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how about this be chat type in  comments for yes

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how about this be chat type in  comments for yes

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me when I grow up I tink

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one time there was a man named person and he had strange addiction to toes so 23242424 years later he went to change his name to T oeto cher and he secretly started to touch toes the and surprisingly the people liked there toes being touched they liked there toes being touched in the morning the evening the afternoon and especially the night.they really really liked it at night so they would pay him to tickle and touch there toes every night.Soon he became the richest man alive and now everybody touches everybody's toes and there's a statue of him touching toes at night the end. toe toucher te he he

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free writing about blue lock rivals hehe

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free writing about blue lock rivals hehe

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so i play this game with my friends like timmy ethan h and big back tavit 🫵🤓.ok anyways i like this game because im pretty good at it ✨🤓✨but i still get cooked.The characters i have rn are NEL Bachira,and blah blah blah..This is a very good paragraph about why i like this game👍

PS:pls accept this ms suh.

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I can’t do the poem thing on paper but here it is!

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I can’t do the poem thing on paper but here it is!

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Orlando is a place with sun so bright,
Theme parks shine with colors and light.
Waterparks waves with a big smile,
Fun and laughter last a while.
It’s a funland both day and night at Orlando!

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Disclaimer. I am sorry for the low quality picture also this is all from red eyed chickens pov.

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THE RED EYED CHICKEN red eyed chicken vs blue eyed turkey

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THE RED EYED CHICKEN red eyed chicken vs blue eyed turkey

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Okay so it all started one morning when I was planning to take over the world. So I went to YouTube to see some tutorials on how to take over the world when suddenly on the news it says "We are cooked. Blue eyed chicken has taken over the world!" When I heard that I dropped my remote. I had to find this man or turkey. About 5 hours later I found his happy base. Yes he calls it his happy base. Not so happy anymore when I get in! I broke into his base easily and then destroy him but when I was about to land the last blow he says "Lets join forces!" I say yes and we are now the best evil duo in the world.

THE END

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1.sleep

2.do my makeup

3.go to dance perforance

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Yoichi Isagi became the greatest soccer player because he never gave up and always wanted to get better. When he joined Blue Lock, he wasn't the fastest or the strongest, but he was very smart on the field. He could see where the ball should go and where players would move. He used his brain to help his team win games, even when it was really hard. Isagi learned to believe in himself and to trust his own way of playing soccer.

As he grew older, Isagi played in big leagues in Europe. He helped his teams win by working hard and using his special skills to control the game. Other players started to follow his style because it worked so well. He became a leader that everyone looked up to. Isagi didn’t become the best just by scoring goals—he became the best by changing how soccer was played and by always believing in his dream.

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Blue lock is about guy named isagi and here’s a story about him Yoichi Isagi is a high school soccer player who dreams of being the best striker in the world. One day, his team loses an important game. After that, he gets a special letter inviting him to a place called Blue Lock. Blue Lock is a soccer school where only the best players can stay. The players have to play against each other to see who is the strongest and who wants to score goals the most.

At first, Yoichi doesn't believe he's good enough. But he decides to try his best and never give up.

The more games Yoichi plays at Blue Lock, the better he gets. He learns to think faster and smarter on the field. He faces many tough players who push him to be stronger. With each match, Yoichi learns something new. He starts to believe in himself and works hard to become the best striker in Japan.

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Friday, the 5th editon to the week of a panda :)

1. sleep

2. sleep

3. wake up at 1:00 pm (skips half the day in bed)

4. eat 734,836,254,018 sticks of bamboo

5. do 1 math problem (6+4=64)

6. do another math problem (10-1=0)

7. do the qwe's (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm)

8. sleep

9. eat 724,318,394,327,946,573,9 sticks of bamboo

10. sleep

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im warning you now, saturday and sunday are exclusive editions.(btw this is the fourth installment)

1. sleep

2. go outside (for real this time)

3. go to the store

4. collect bananas

5. go home

6. eat all the bananas

7. sleep

8. forget to do your math

9. make up a excuse for the reason you did not do your math

10. throw your mom of a cliff so you do not get whooped by her

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this is the 3rd installment of the week of a panda.

1. get up at 6:32

2. sleep

3. sleep

4. sleep

5. sleep

6. eat 123,456,789,098,765,432,123,456 sticks of bamboo

7. dont do your math because your too lazy

8. VENTURE INTO THE OPEN WORLD (one step outside your bedroom)

9. eat a bannana

10. sleep

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here is prt 2 to the week of a panda second edition!(the calendar will never be the same)

1. get up at 9:31

2. go back to sleep

3. wake up again 11:52

4. eat EXACTLY 120,000,000,000,000,00 sticks of bamboo

5. do your math cause you are very big brain (0+0=∑)

6. listen to "i am the globglogabgalab' on repeat 100 times

7. eat a LITTLE bit more bamboo (291,335,23 to be exact)

8. watch all of blue lock & jjk (all of the seasons)

9. sleep

10. sleep

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here are the steps to a pandas monday in 10 steps(i know this is true because i am a panda)

1. get up at 9:00

2. go back to sleep

3. wake up again at 10:00

4. eat 160,000,000,000,00 sticks of bamboo

5. do 1 math problems (1+1=∞)

6. do the qwe's (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm)

7. eat just a BIT more bamboo (120,000)

8. sleep

9. sleep

10. sleep

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Hi I am buh buh Gus and I am going to tell you facts about why I came to jail and about my fatter roomate..So I first came because I sat in a kid mouth and farted in there so I went to jail and met this guy named runka bum.What kind of name is that? he farts 24/7 and does't say excuse me! how unbelaivible then he reaches he fat and chubby arms into my side just to take my food.He even farts on the wall without even realizing it and sings in his sleep and farts! yuck and every singal day he takes my food a leaves a crumb the picture represents Me cooking for him and he grows a lump from eating to much.And then there's this cop that says," go to bed chumps!"Even though I,m not that chump at all( I mean I may have grown a lump alittle bit but Im not that fat right but on the other hand my roommate it chummy chubby fat and and sometimes he even farts in the hole making my face turn green.Well that's all maybe I'll write again.BYEEEEEEEEE!

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oh wait it feels better now

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THE BIG FOREHEAD BOY :)#I GOT A BIG FOREHEAD ON EABBVFDFGHJYTREW

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THE BIG FOREHEAD BOY :)#I GOT A BIG FOREHEAD ON EABBVFDFGHJYTREW

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There was a big head boy... I know what you are thinking, but his name is Jim John he loves to eat and loves to eat popeyes and his belly is bigger then the popeyes store and bigger then my big brother's score in subway surfers .

He was walking down the street an hit everyone off the block and everyone screamed ahhh ! one day everyone walked behind him and he farted everyone was knocked out the smell was so bad it smelt like roteing eggs and he went to prison and he broke all the toilets like my brother does for ohohoho baka and the he sat for lunch and ate everyone of the food.

The end comment for part 2 :)

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WARNING!: this story is fiction and used for entertainment please do not take seriously .

Hi im Runka-Bum and I'm in prison because i slapped a police officer and stole their donuts then ran away because i was hungry and a big back. I am still hungry and I have a skinny roommate named BuhBuhGus. He is only still alive because the prison ward made me promise not to eat him. BuhBuhGus isnt really skinny because he has a lump on his belly and it wobbles when he walks...... AND SO DOES MINE! sNifFfF ! i smell more food. I want my sixth tray of lunch "Police Officer: NO MORE FOOD FOR U CHUMP- wait! nO aAahhhHH-" Im so sorry i just ate a prison ward now i shall run of and annoy my dumb roommate. "BuhBuhGus: Hey!, Get your hand out the wall and stop trying to steal my food!" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! SQUASHES BUHBUHGUS UGh 😤 Prison roomates now a day! He made me make a fat Ginormous hole into the wall to grab- er i mean ask for his food. I love being in prison one day i might just crash through the walls! Heheh i LoVEeee being chubby. YOU KNOW TOO MUCH NOW sQuAsH

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I got nails for my birthday! they are cute and very preppy 💅!!!!!!!!! they came w/ nail glue and very pretty and my favorite ones. they will last long! tdh, how am I even typing!?!?!?!? oh well, I love dem

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DID U KNOW THAT THIS CAT IS FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????? AND ONE PLUS ONE IS TWO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1. if u go ahead of the home work you wont have to do it for the rest of the week in this case schools year

2. if you also go ahead of work in brain pop u wont have to do it and can just explore scratch instead

3. dont just guess in iready it side track u

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a girl with brown hair and a pixie cut 10 years old named caela

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me see Lilo & stitch before Memorial Day OMG!?!? I saw it 5 days before my cousin's B Day

5/25/25

PS: HAPPY LAST H.W!!!!

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Vicious video games. Part 1. Banana Me Wanty

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Vicious video games. Part 1. Banana Me Wanty

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“Oh shoot I’m going to be late!” Once there was a person named goof Eahhha ircut who was running late for a job interview. He skirted around the block like he was a car in a drifting competition. He jumped out of his car with nothing to lose except a once in a lifetime time job and ran faster than Devon getting the four piece chicken Mc Nuggets. He gets into the building just to see an out of order elevator and some stairs. “This won’t do, my job interview is on the 35 floor!” Goof Eahhha ircut said anxiously. Then he got an idea. /T pose_ghost_mode/phase_through_anything+fly. In a matter of seconds, he was on the 35th floor. “Mr Goof Eahhha ircut, your 0.00000001 seconds in time.” Said the boss of Game.Co, keeping his cool. “First question, why should we hire you?” Asked the boss as if he didn’t see him phase through 35 floors breaking all sense of reality. “I mean, I did get into Harvard and became a brain surgeon and then I…” “You’re not good enough, get out.” Said the boss tiredly. “Well I also sweat Call Of Duty Black Ops 6 but I don’t think that will…” said Goof Eahhha ircut who got cut off. “ You’re hired!” Said the boss like he just drank 40 cans of Red Bull. “You’re hired are going to be the game tester” Said the boss “ We are going to put you into real life games and see if you think it is good to be sent out to the public, or it should be held back for longer. First game, Banana Me Wanty. You need to pick up bananas while monkeys try to grab them before you.” He put on a VR headset looking box and in the blink of an eye, he was in the game. This was not your average VR headset. This was a teleporter that brings you to the actual game. “3….2…..1….. GO!” Announced the game. Goof Eahhha ircut started running collecting bananas along the way. Suddenly, a gorilla swung right in front of him. He ducked under the ape and kept running. “Dang, this game is great so far!” Thought Goof Eahhha ircut “this better not be some kind of reverse psychology though.” It was reverse psychology. Ten apes suddenly appeared in front of him forming a impenetrable wall that could not be dodged. He stopped and started running backwards but the game glitched making him run forward and hit the wall. “GAME OVER. NEW HIGH SCORE:50 BANANAS” The game projected. Suddenly, Goof Eahhha Ircut was back in the room like nothing happened. “Does the game need a longer release date?” Said the boss like this was a average Tuesday. “Yes, definitely” said Goof Eahhha Ircut, still not knowing what happened. “Ok, that is all I needed to know. I will tell the workers. Here is your salary” said the boss handing out the paycheck in his hands. The check said $13,897. “W..w..wha…” said Goof getting cut off for the second time. “Now come back tomorrow, you will be doing 2 games.” Said the boss as if he didn’t give out a huge amount of money. As Goof Eahhha Ircut walked out of that building, he thought something very important. “I think imma hop on Call Of Duty tonight.”

THE END

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a couple other things  that happend during edit

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a couple other things  that happend during edit

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So I was going to school with the train right right and I fell into the tracks so I'm like what do I do,the trains coming.I perfectyl time a jump and jump to the top of the train then jump off.Average Monday.

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How to divide with decimals.first we think of a thing to solve how about 49 divided by 4 ok we know that you can make 48 with 12 but we have 1 left over add zero you make 10 now 10/4=8 with 2r add zero to two you get 20/4=5 now we should write the 12.25 because 12 makes 48 now tenths you need 2,4s to get 8 so 12.2 and 5,4s to get 20 so 12.25. i bet you don't care a single thing of what i said but its my homework so to bad

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this was before the edit so similar right!!!!!!!

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i drew a bass then uplaoded it to the computer and edited in some detail rounded it up and cleaned it this is what i got

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i drew a bass then uplaoded it to the computer and edited in some detail rounded it up and cleaned it this is what i got

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There was a school fire.And sorry teachers but I RAN OUT OF THERE like I'm not staying in a BURNING BUILDING.So I just ran ran and ran.But then this creepy guy snatched me and put me in his van.But then I hit him with a right hook(or I punched him on the right of his face .)than I looked back at the building but tit was not on fire it was a drill,So I went back to class said I had to take a poop and did 5th grade math:)Such a peaceful day

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atleast just if you want to talk to me during break i will try to check every day btw it me caela

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atleast just if you want to talk to me during break i will try to check every day btw it me caela

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my computer is a loaner its photo booth dont work ;0

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this should be chat for over summer break or just in general in fith grade

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this should be chat for over summer break or just in general in fith grade

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i think this should be chat because i wasnt here in 3rd grade i dont have the third grade chat

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hi i am zach the OG my favorite game is grow a garden shout out to ethan h for gifting me sum that sells for 7.6 billion and shout out for tavit for giving me some candy blossoms and shout out to my sister because she spent 140 dollars at ULTA with my grandma and my grandma is fair so she gave me 140 dollars and i got ps+ in blue lock and i am a thief in grow a garden now

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I am turning transgender so I am trying to get my parents to call me cj instead cause that’s what they were going to name me anyways!?!? But it’s not working so at least I got a hair cut!?!? I also just like doing the exclamation point then the question mark and then exclamation point then question mark it’s fun. I’m not saying that it’s crazy or weird. It’s just fun.

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My free writing       HOMEWORK

Did u know that 1+1=2   wow no way insane right well did you know that bruno mars is not from mars and you can skydive without a parachute but only once