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YOU COULDVE JUST ENDED THE SCENE ON YOUR OWN //

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YOU COULDVE JUST ENDED THE SCENE ON YOUR OWN //

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"well i trust you, i dont see you as a stranger"

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"well i trust you, i dont see you as a stranger"

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vance just keeps making very intense direct eye contact like a very normal person "youre telling me"

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vance just keeps making very intense direct eye contact like a very normal person "youre telling me"

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jasper has realized his mistake of making eye contect and looks nervous "i dont tell random people"

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jasper has realized his mistake of making eye contect and looks nervous "i dont tell random people"

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vance can do prolonged eye contact for days, "you could, especially when youre just telling random people"

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vance can do prolonged eye contact for days, "you could, especially when youre just telling random people"

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"no its alright, i mean it's not like ive gotten in trouble for it or anything.."

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"no its alright, i mean it's not like ive gotten in trouble for it or anything.."

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jasper makes direct eye contact with vance

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jasper makes direct eye contact with vance

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he rolled his eyes "do you know how insane that is?"

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he rolled his eyes "do you know how insane that is?"

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"you have human parts laying around your house." vance said slowly

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"you have human parts laying around your house." vance said slowly

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jasper stares at Vance for a minute then slowly nods his head "yes..they are..yea, yeah"

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jasper stares at Vance for a minute then slowly nods his head "yes..they are..yea, yeah"

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"you just have them laying around your home..."

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"you just have them laying around your home..."

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{jasper was recently evicted so now he lives under a large rock attached to a mountain in the forest}

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{jasper was recently evicted so now he lives under a large rock attached to a mountain in the forest}

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"YOU SHOULD SEE MY..HOUSE(?) I HAVE SO MANY JARS FILLED WITH ANIMAL PARTS AND HUMAN PARTS"

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"YOU SHOULD SEE MY..HOUSE(?) I HAVE SO MANY JARS FILLED WITH ANIMAL PARTS AND HUMAN PARTS"

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"well, if you get chased by a giant winged frog, dont come to me for help"

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"well, if you get chased by a giant winged frog, dont come to me for help"

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Jasper smiles and nods, "Yep! pretty much, sounds like a great idea!" 

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Jasper smiles and nods, "Yep! pretty much, sounds like a great idea!" 

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vance crosses his arms. "like,, messing with genetics and stuff? that sounds cool, actually, but not the best idea."

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vance crosses his arms. "like,, messing with genetics and stuff? that sounds cool, actually, but not the best idea."

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"i wanna make potions that involve physical change, not like beauty but like.." jasper looks around, " like giving a frog wings.. something like that"   

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"i wanna make potions that involve physical change, not like beauty but like.." jasper looks around, " like giving a frog wings.. something like that"   

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"i never thought youd be into that" = "i never thought youd be smart enough to do that" //

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"i never thought youd be into that" = "i never thought youd be smart enough to do that" //

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"oh, that makes a lot more sense. you make potions?" now jasper has really peaked vances interest. "i never thought you would be into that. what kind do you want to make?"

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"oh, that makes a lot more sense. you make potions?" now jasper has really peaked vances interest. "i never thought you would be into that. what kind do you want to make?"

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"ive collected them for years, i like making stuff with them. My mom sent me a potion book recently and most of the potions im interested in call for body parts or for animals! i have no reason for the bones" 

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"ive collected them for years, i like making stuff with them. My mom sent me a potion book recently and most of the potions im interested in call for body parts or for animals! i have no reason for the bones" 

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"oh- no, thats fine." vance squints. "why do you even have body parts and bones?" sus

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"oh- no, thats fine." vance squints. "why do you even have body parts and bones?" sus

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Jasper smiles "Is there something you want? i mainly just have body parts, animals, bones, rocks"

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Jasper smiles "Is there something you want? i mainly just have body parts, animals, bones, rocks"

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"more stuff like what.?" jasper has peaked vances interest

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"more stuff like what.?" jasper has peaked vances interest

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Jasper starts digging through his bag to find something better

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Jasper starts digging through his bag to find something better

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Jasper looks at the bag "if you dont like it i have more stuff.."

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Jasper looks at the bag "if you dont like it i have more stuff.."

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(JOEY, I made a padlet so Vance and Finch can interact with their family) 

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(JOEY, I made a padlet so Vance and Finch can interact with their family) 

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vance takes the bag and peeks into it. then he winces. "oh, thanks! this is,, nice, but you didnt have to" and he hands this faggot the bag smh

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vance takes the bag and peeks into it. then he winces. "oh, thanks! this is,, nice, but you didnt have to" and he hands this faggot the bag smh

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jasper nods, "Okay..Oh! i forgot, this is for you" Jasper pulls a bag out of his bag and hands it to vance. It has a couple eyes, bones and some other junk in it.

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jasper nods, "Okay..Oh! i forgot, this is for you" Jasper pulls a bag out of his bag and hands it to vance. It has a couple eyes, bones and some other junk in it.

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jasper is standing in the doorway "what stuff? can i help?"

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jasper is standing in the doorway "what stuff? can i help?"

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"you know, stuff,," vance starts closing the door again

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"you know, stuff,," vance starts closing the door again

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Jasper pushes the door back open "HI VANCEEE"

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Jasper pushes the door back open "HI VANCEEE"

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vance opens up the door, sees jasper, and closes it

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vance opens up the door, sees jasper, and closes it

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jasper walks to vances house and bangs on his door

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jasper walks to vances house and bangs on his door

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can you people teach me regular magic not dark magic >:/

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can you people teach me regular magic not dark magic >:/

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“I’ve been pickpocketing people my entire life let me do crime with you :D”

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“I’ve been pickpocketing people my entire life let me do crime with you :D”

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(jaspers waves for juice to follow him) 

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(jaspers waves for juice to follow him) 

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at least your parents dont own a crime syndicate-

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at least your parents dont own a crime syndicate-

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“At least you weren’t forced into a cult 🙄”

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“At least you weren’t forced into a cult 🙄”

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“I don’t care about your angsty past dumb child”

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“I don’t care about your angsty past dumb child”

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(jasper nudges juice) "hey kid, wanna go do crime?"

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(jasper nudges juice) "hey kid, wanna go do crime?"

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[So hop on the deck and flop like a fish spongebob square pants]

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[So hop on the deck and flop like a fish spongebob square pants]

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i mean like most people i know died at the age of 16 so :/

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i mean like most people i know died at the age of 16 so :/

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(Juice slowly drags themselves out of the pond and flops on the ground like a dead fish)

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(Juice slowly drags themselves out of the pond and flops on the ground like a dead fish)

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*aelaser would wisper back* but she is old-

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*aelaser would wisper back* but she is old-

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(jasper whispers to aelaser) "calling her mom makes her feel old"

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(jasper whispers to aelaser) "calling her mom makes her feel old"

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[game awards of 2021 is streaming right now and they haven’t announced botw 2 and I’m pissed]

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[game awards of 2021 is streaming right now and they haven’t announced botw 2 and I’m pissed]

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(did i miss soemthing why is eyeris going woof woof-)

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(did i miss soemthing why is eyeris going woof woof-)

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“Don’t call me mom. I will drop you from hundreds of feet in the sky. Also yes Jasper ❤️ fuck you”

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“Don’t call me mom. I will drop you from hundreds of feet in the sky. Also yes Jasper ❤️ fuck you”

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[I am losing my fucking shit game awards 2021 are announcing everything but botw 2 I’m gonna fucking GRRRRR WOOF WOOF]

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[I am losing my fucking shit game awards 2021 are announcing everything but botw 2 I’m gonna fucking GRRRRR WOOF WOOF]

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(jasper looks at oliver ) "YOU CAN GIVE SUGAR PACKS OUT BUT I CANT??"

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(jasper looks at oliver ) "YOU CAN GIVE SUGAR PACKS OUT BUT I CANT??"