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Mrs Rumpbutt: hey potatofoot!

Mr Potatohead: Hello Rumpbutt. Nice to see you again, we are friends, but still you don’t know my name.

Mrs Rumpbutt: No we are not friends? And yes I do know your name. It´s Mr. Potatofoot

Mr Potatohead: Head! Potatohead, please it isn’t that hard.

Mrs Rumpbutt: What? You have a head on your potato?

Mr Potatohead: Girl, listen. I am losing it right now. You know that’s not the case. I come from a long generation of potatoheads. Just because I was born with one more foot than the others, doesn’t mean name is potatofoot.

Mrs. Rumpbutt: Okay, bye.

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- Hi! How much do the croissants cost?

- The ones with the chocolate?

- No, the regular ones

- How many would you like?

- I’ll take two, thanks

- That would be 5 dollars

- Here you go

- Would you like the receipt?

- No, it’s fine. Thanks!

- Have a nice day!

- You too!

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A dialogue

Two pilots flying a crapy plane. Complaining about everything.

Pilot 1:
”Did you feel that”

Pliot 2:
”What”

”Did you feel that plane shake?”

”No”

”It feels like the engine on the right side is not working as it should”

”Nah, you are just scared because its you first time up, rookie”

”Okay, if you say so, mate”

”Either way, there is nothing important on this plane besides me”

- the right engine stops working -

” Told ya, bye.”

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”Oh it’s so sunny today despite the snow”, said Julia.

Mark looked at the bright light shining in through their window and mumbled, ”Huh you’re right."

”We should build a snowman! It doesn’t have to be a snowman”, Julia hummed.

”Actually I’d prefer not to” — but he had a chilling feeling that Julia was going to make him join her anyway.

”Please Mark! It’s my first christmas in Sweden. I want to experience the snow”.

”It’s too cold!”, he exclaimed. ”Let it go Julia!”

”But Mark! There’s no such thing as too cold, only bad clothes”.

He sighed and looked out the window, at the snow glinting in the sun. ”You know what?” he said, giving in. ”Fine.”

”Excellent!” Julia said and clapped her hands, she turned to Mark and hugged him, ”Thank you so so much! This will be the best day ever!”

Mark walked to the front door with a slight acceptance of his situation and opened it. ”Love is an open door”, he said and chuckled under his breath.

Julia smiled and together they went out in the morning sun to play in the snow.

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Suzanne came hurriedly into the office room, ”Oh good morning Jens!”
Jens looked up and answered politely, ”Hello Suzanne!”
He continued,  ”So how are you, what are you up to?”
She slowly sat down next to him and answered smiling, ”I’m fine, I was just looking through some of my students work”
J: Anything interesting?
S: Yes! I am so impressed with Jacob’s and Maja’s art projects, they are so fabulous
J: That’s so true, my favorite students
S: Their skills improve everyday
J: That sounds brilliant, but I gotta get going
S: See you later then

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– So, dude, have you seen fight club?

– No, I haven’t really got around to. It’s good, right?

– Oh my god you HAVE to see it, it’s the best movie ever. The plot twist is fucking sick, bro.

– Dude don’t spoil it.

– No but I kinda have to, you can actually see frames of brad pitt flashing through the movie.

– But he’s a character, right?

– Yeah but the main character is like totally schizophrenic, dude.

– So what?

– Brad Pitt is not real.

– Oh, that’s crazy man.

– Yeah. It’s literally the best movie ever.

– Sick man.
– It would've been better with Danny Devito in it, though.
– What wouldn't? Dude, I'd get greasy with that man anytime.

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”And here”, she began, ”Is the main dining area”.

”Oh, what a lovely wallpaper”, her guest said.

”Thank you! We’ve just re-done the place”, the hostess said.

”What did it look like before?” the woman asked.

”It was a moss green color”, she explained in disgust, ”absolutely horrendous”.

Her husband interrupted them, ”Honey, the turkey is ready!”

The two women looked at each other, ”Let’s sit down then”, the hostess said and politely gestured her guest to sit down.

”Do you prefer white or red?” she asked.

”White sounds delightful”, her guest answered smiling.

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WEDDING STRESS
"speed up carola, we’re not going to make it!" said magnus uggla
"But I need to look good at thomas dilevas wedding!" said carola
"just put on some sunglasses and you’ll be fine.." said magnus uggla "That’s easy for you to say, we need to take a quick stop ate the church first." said carola
"But we’re going to a church?!" said magnus with an irritated voice
"I HAVE TO PRAY BEFORE THE WEDDING", screamed carola
"JUST HOA HELA NATTEN, YOU’LL BE FINE" said magnus uggla
"BUT I HAVEN’T PRAYED IN EN EVIGHET", screamed carola
"BUT FOR KUNG OCH FOSTERLAND!!!!" screamed magnus uggla
"Just chill and dance." said carola

/ malte, jonna and charlie

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A dialoge between two builders at the building besides Kulturama:

"Its cold up hereon the roof, huh?" One of the builders said and shrugged.
"Yeah, I wish we could work on the inside instead."
"At least its lunch soon", Walter said, laughing.
"Yeah, what did you bring?"
"Just coffee."
B2: Nothing to eat?
B1: No, I overslept this morning so I didn't have time.
B2: I see, maybe you can have some of my pancakes.
B1: Oh thanks! You can some have som of my coffee.
B2: Thanks!

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Lova: What are you going to have for lunch?               Vera: Since I’m a vegan, I think I’m having some vegetables. What are you having?                                 Lova: I’m eating lunch at school. So whatever they’re serving today. What about you Clara?                          Clara: I think I’m having sushi.                                        Vera: That sounds delicious. Which restaurant are you going to?                                                                           Clara: I’m actually making my own.                               Lova: Really, that sounds difficult.                                 Vera: Yes, I agree                                                              Clara: I’ve mad sushi for a lot of years so it’s not that hard anymore.                                                                   Lova: Well good luck to you

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Lova: What are you going to have for lunch?               Vera: Since I’m a vegan, I think I’m having some vegetables. What are you having?                                 Lova: I’m eating lunch at school. So whatever they’re serving today. What about you Clara?                          Clara: I think I’m having sushi.                                        Vera: That sounds delicious. Which restaurant are you going to?                                                                           Clara: I’m actually making my own.                               Lova: Really, that sounds difficult.                                 Vera: Yes, I agree                                                              Clara: I’ve mad sushi for a lot of years so it’s not that hard anymore.                                                                   Lova: Well good luck to you

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Title: What's for lunch?

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Mia offered Suzanne a small piece of candy, ”Would you like one?”
”No, but maybe two!” Suzanne responded, ”One is for weaklings.”
Mia scoffed, ”Well, I only have two and I want one for myself!”
With a calm voice, Suzanne spoke, ”Please Mia, I would like two. Not just one. I think you are being selfish.” Mia got up from her seat and cried,
”YOU are selfish! How dare you speak to me that way, you heathen!” Mia started channeling her inner power, summoning an awesome sword, ”You will regret this.”
Suzanne flew away on a dragon, screaming ”You’ll never catch me!” In her hand was not just one, but two pieces of candy.
”I WILL FIND YOU!”

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"Eat your broccoli son!" The father yelled with anger in his voice.
- Oh hell no daddy, I’m not eating any of your freaking broccoli! The child replied.
- Oh yes you are, son! The father said, and slammed his fist against the table.
- No.
- Yes.
- Nope, The child said.
- Yes you are, son! The father started to get frustrated.
- But you are not eating broccoli either.
- Do as I tell you, not as I do!
- But dad, I’m allergic to broccoli!
- I know son, I know
- Nooooooooooooo!

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"Hi Caty."
Caty looked down at her shoe, dug in her toe, and pushed around a pile of dust. "Hey," she replied.
Claudia could tell something was wrong.’
’’Are you okay?’’ asked Claudia concerned.
Caty replied with a horsey voice ’’I’m just having a cold’’.
’’Okay, I hope you will feel better soon’’ said Claudia while giving Caty a warm hug.
Caty smiled and felt lovely at that moment and said ’’ Thank you, means a lot to me.’’
’’Always, my friend! You want to go drink a cup of coffee or something?’’ said Claudia nervously.
’’Yes, I would love to!’’ she replied and gave her a big smile.