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New Australian Citizenship Test

How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also
allowing room for your cattle dog?

When packing an Esky, do you put the ice or the beer in first?

Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner:
a) At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a
pudding you could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40C heat.
b) A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze.
And ham. In 40C heat.
c) Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather
continues fine.

How many beers in a slab?

Does "yeah-nah" mean "Yes and no" or "Maybe" or "Yes I understand but
no I don't agree"?

The phrases "strewth" and "flamin' dingo" can be attributed to which TV
character?
a) Toadie from Neighbours
b) Alf from Home & Away
c) Agro from Agro's Cartoon Connection
d) Sgt. Tom Croydon from Blue Heelers

When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages:
a) Once or twice
b) As often as necessary to cook
c) After each stubby
d) Until charcoal?

Name three of the Daddo brothers.

Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?

Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:
a) Drinking beer a mate's place
b) Drinking beer at the beach
c) Drinking beer watching the cricket/footy
d) Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before
going to the beach?

Would you eat pineapple on pizza?

Would you eat egg on a pizza?

How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from
Australia to England?

How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana
travelling at 120km/h?

Who are Scott and Charlene?

How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?
a) Squirt and spread with finger
b) Sauce injection straight into the middle?

If the police raided your home would you:
a) Allow them to rummage through your personal items
b) Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain
c) Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers
it personally?

Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a
yardie full of beer the fastest?

Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?

Thongs are:
a) Skimpy underwear
b) Casual footwear
c) They're called jandals, bro?

On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best?
a) 1993
b)1997
c) 2001 or
d 2005?

What is someone is more likely to die of.
1) Red Back Spider
2) Great White Shark
3) Victorian Police Officer
4) King Brown Snake
5) Your missus after a big night
6) Dropbear?

How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner
barbie?

Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sahn?

Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the
pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the latter....

Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.

Who is current Australian test cricket captain:
a) Ricky Ponting
b) Don Bradman
c) John Howard
d) Makybe Diva?

Is it best to take a sick day on:
a) When the cricket's on?
b) When the cricket's on?
c) When the cricket's on?

What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?

What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?

What are Budgie smugglers?

Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?

A "Hoppoate" is:
a) A breed of kangaroo
b) A kind of Australian "wedgie"
c) A disgraced Rugby League player?

What does having a 'chunder' mean?

When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any swing set?

What do the following terms mean:
a) Mate?
b) Maate?
c) Maaaaaaate?

Best Aussie name is what?
a) Cheryl
b) Charlene
c) Bazza
d) Thommo
e) Shazza

What does the terminology 'True Blue' mean?

Alright, I'll have a go.

New Australian Citizenship Test

How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also
allowing room for your cattle dog? the cattle dog takes up too much space, so he stays home.

When packing an Esky, do you put the ice or the beer in first? the beer of course. if ya lucky, ya might be able to squeeze a few cubes of ice in between the stubboirs in there somewhere

Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner:
a) At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a
pudding you could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40C heat.
b) A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze.
And ham. In 40C heat.
c) Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather
continues fine. both of the above of course

How many beers in a slab? not enough (24) nyah!

Does "yeah-nah" mean "Yes and no" or "Maybe" or "Yes I understand but
no I don't agree"? yes I understand but I don't agree. usually it's debatable whether the 'I understand' part is valid though

The phrases "strewth" and "flamin' dingo" can be attributed to which TV
character?
a) Toadie from Neighbours
b) Alf from Home & Away Alf! flamin' kids
c) Agro from Agro's Cartoon Connection
d) Sgt. Tom Croydon from Blue Heelers

When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages:
a) Once or twice
b) As often as necessary to cook
c) After each stubby tricky one this. depends how long it takes the cook to drink a stubb. but usually when charcoal
d) Until charcoal?

Name three of the Daddo brothers. Cameron, Andrew, Lochie yeah!

Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC? Bon Scott, the greatest frontman in the history of everything. if anyone would like to dispute that, we can discuss it further out in the parking lot.

Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:
a) Drinking beer a mate's place
b) Drinking beer at the beach
c) Drinking beer watching the cricket/footy
d) Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before
going to the beach? well.... since cricket is Australia's favourite pasttime and perving comes in a close second, it's beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket then beer at the beach while watching bikini clad chicks!

Would you eat pineapple on pizza? no chance, I don't care how aussie it is

Would you eat egg on a pizza? yeah-nah, probably

How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from
Australia to England? 42? I think? I was only a young fella when he accomplished that marvelous feat of marvelousness. anyone want to donate their Boony doll to me?

How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana
travelling at 120km/h? depends how thristy I am. if not very, then 12. if very then 13, ha!

Who are Scott and Charlene? Australia's favourite couple

How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?
a) Squirt and spread with finger
b) Sauce injection straight into the middle? a big squirt straight into the middle

If the police raided your home would you:
a) Allow them to rummage through your personal items
b) Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain
c) Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers
it personally? wouldn't let the bastards in

Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a
yardie full of beer the fastest? I'm hoping it's Gough, but prolly not

Have you ever had/do you have a mullet? yes I did have one - a proper Bon, bloody ripper!

Thongs are:
a) Skimpy underwear
b) Casual footwear casual footwear
c) They're called jandals, bro?

On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best?
a) 1993
b)1997
c) 2001 or
d 2005? Warnie's hair always looks marvelous - never know when a SMS opportunity is going to rear it's head

What is someone is more likely to die of.
1) Red Back Spider
2) Great White Shark
3) Victorian Police Officer don't shoot me man!
4) King Brown Snake
5) Your missus after a big night
6) Dropbear?

How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner
barbie? until it's black

Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sahn? I can't stand that band or that song. Having said that, yes... yes I can

Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the
pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the latter.... follow on is when one team is so crap they can't even come close to scoring as well as Australia did. Third umpire is crap, taking the difficult decisions out of the game. What are the real ump's getting paid for anymore?

Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ. 1. meat 2. beer 3. beer 4. beer 5. beer 6. not ya missus

Who is current Australian test cricket captain:
a) Ricky Ponting Ricky the absolutely marvelous legend
b) Don Bradman
c) John Howard
d) Makybe Diva?

Is it best to take a sick day on:
a) When the cricket's on?
b) When the cricket's on?
c) When the cricket's on?

What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle? a polar bear

What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer? pots are what ya drink when you're just recovering from a hangover and you don't have the strrength just yet to lift a pint glass. midi's are what lady-boys order cause they're too scared to drink a pint

What are Budgie smugglers? I know this but can't remember. it's funny though. I think it might have something to do with men's bits

Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice? neve watched that awful crap

A "Hoppoate" is:
a) A breed of kangaroo
b) A kind of Australian "wedgie"
c) A disgraced Rugby League player? I'm guessing c

What does having a 'chunder' mean? making more room in your stomach for the 20 more beers you plan on drinking

When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any swing set? of course. if ya didn't you're not Australian

What do the following terms mean:
a) Mate? a slight warning before getting nicked at by a buddy
b) Maate? when one of ya buddies wants something from ya
c) Maaaaaaate? what someone says after ya jus told a tall one and they're saying to you 'John, as if I'm gonna believe a load of codwallop like that'

Best Aussie name is what?
a) Cheryl
b) Charlene
c) Bazza Bazza!
d) Thommo
e) Shazza

What does the terminology 'True Blue' mean? means you're a real, fair dinkum Ostrayan. Note that only real fair dinkum Ostrayans say Ostraya properly. All those pink blouse wearing toffs that say 'Australian' can go back to England.

Mark,

Pretty good mate, pretty good, just a few little misses (that's misses not missus)...

Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a
yardie full of beer the fastest? I'm hoping it's Gough, but prolly not

Sorry mate, I reckon that was Bob Hawke.

Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sahn? I can't stand that band or that song. Having said that, yes... yes I can

Right, them's fighting words... "I left my heart to the sappers round Khe Sahn..."

A "Hoppoate" is:
a) A breed of kangaroo
b) A kind of Australian "wedgie"
c) A disgraced Rugby League player? I'm guessing c

Got that one right, the infamous finger up the opposition players ring gear comes to mind! So I guess maybe "b)" was the correct answer...

Close enough sunshine. You got the rest right so I reckon we'll let you in! Wish I could give Kudos on this site, your response was dead set, true blue gold!

Cheers,
Michael.

hahaha Michael,

as a Victorian with no idea about rugby, I plead the fifth! hahaha just kidding, hey - I gave it a good old go mate, hahahahaha

Mark

Hehe that Hills Hoist comment bought back some memories...
Growing up in a typical suburban backyard (without a swing set) our old Hills certainly provided some great entertainment, as we launched each other at terrifying speeds and took turns hosing each other to see who could stay on the longest

My kids, unfortunately, didn't fare so well when they recently tried to do a similar thing on our plastic Hills out the back. Result: a broken line and a mad mum Mind you, it's amazing how much I can still fit on half a line

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New Australian Citizenship Test How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog? When packing an Esky, do you put the ice or the beer in first?