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headless chicken monster aka a deep sea cucumber

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Underwater Camera Captures "Headless Chicken Monster"

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king foot lettuce
you want in your king is
foot fungus But that
Might be you

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The new Ganielle Dibson

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adding lily benson to the methods 3/4 teams

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adding lily benson to the methods 3/4 teams

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lily benson in year 7 from colac secondary

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MOO-d

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Good job to everyone for completing year 11!!!!

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Good job to everyone for completing year 11!!!!

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so proud :))

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also in about 1 and half month we will have a 2020 list with more shitty posts

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Who's looking forward to exams next week??

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Who's looking forward to exams next week??

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Next week is gonna be hellll

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cum

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Since padlet is dead Imm'a make my one shit post

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Since padlet is dead Imm'a make my one shit post

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I'm a sick fuck,
I like my toes sucked,
I'll cry in my bed and sit in my truck

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porridge fucked up and now hes been eaten by three bears

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drop joe mama in the comments to complete the check

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year of the epic

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ugh social interaction in the morning ahhhhhhhhhh too much to fucking handle

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the next few weeks of school r cancelled the energy is too surreal i'm ending it here

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the next few weeks of school r cancelled the energy is too surreal i'm ending it here

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we better play drunk hungry hungry hippos at alexs

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we better play drunk hungry hungry hippos at alexs

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part
y

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sitting outside S1 hearing lilys brother call all his mates boomers is just what is needed today

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sitting outside S1 hearing lilys brother call all his mates boomers is just what is needed today

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the office only started to get good once Micheal Scott (the owner of the officee) left the show

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This page is slowly dying like my will to study is lol

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This page is slowly dying like my will to study is lol

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Mama

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who tf is joe and why do people keep asking if ive spoken to him?

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who tf is joe and why do people keep asking if ive spoken to him?

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I used to rule the world
Chunks would load when I gave the word
Now every night I go stow away
Hide from the mobs I used to slay

They once were terrified
Every time I looked into their eyes
Villagers would cheer my way
For a hero I was, that's what they'd say

One minute we had it all
Next our world began to fall
Away from all that it had once become
They all cried for my help, but I stood there numb

I gaze off into the boundless skyline
Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
And hope one day that this chaos and
Destruction turns for the better
Never a bow in hand
That was when I ruled the land

It was the creepers and Skeletons
Blew down the doors and boxed us in
Arrows whizzing by like streaks of light
I tried all that I could to stay and fight

As the undead roamed the street
Families broken at my feet
Life itself suspended by a thread
Oh, why is it that I wasn't dead

I gaze off into the boundless skyline
Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
If this battle should leave me slain
I know that Herobrine will call my name
Better to take a stand
That was when I ruled the land

I gaze off into the boundless skyline
Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
If this battle should leave me slain
I know that Herobrine will call my name
Better to take a stand
That was when I ruled the land

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https://familytreasures.co.za/2010/03/porridge-brain-syndrome/

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all these graduation day antics and all I remember is the one line from jacob's speech

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all these graduation day antics and all I remember is the one line from jacob's speech

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"can't wait for Isaak Fernie to ask me if I'd like fries with that"

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are you a boomner? come down trol jahistory clubtrhne

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really liked twhen they were in the oofice

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"MIsSSssS!!!! Buyyy US SOmE HoT ChocCCYYYYYyyyYY"

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"MIsSSssS!!!! Buyyy US SOmE HoT ChocCCYYYYYyyyYY"

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you know what isn't beautiful?
the local flora and fauna of auburn high school

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- "ms weymouth is so mean!"
- "what is derrière in french? wait it is french? behind?"
- YOU JUST SPAT ON ME

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You have the mannerisms of a clay stopmotion penguin

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You have the mannerisms of a clay stopmotion penguin

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boomer test

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- dan yelling "ok boomer" and assigning everyone boomer
- singing classic primary school songs that are implanted in everyone's memory
- eg. dynamite, replay, i got a feeling, radioactive, parachute, stereo hearts, battle scars, let's get in started in here, etc
- "boomer test" [throws dirt at you]
- "ok bustini (buster?? bastard?) calm your farm"
- mr van est n his cone
- berridge lookin like a katy perry music video

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imagine screaming about alcohol in front of mrs ketsakidis class

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when emily throws a milk box at u bc u don't know who troy bolton is

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when emily throws a milk box at u bc u don't know who troy bolton is

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throwbacks to the ms michaels incident

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We've got a car company, a school and a basketball

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Him.

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this is old but there

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a bit of a fucking abomination

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- "he literally took a sentence I wrote and commented 'this is not a sentence' "
- "bUt SiR tHeY'RE SYnonYms"
- ""'not clear where I began the new paragraph?' I'm sorry maybe where I labelled it 'body paragraph 3'?"

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- mR CROWE in methods 8/10

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imagine doing any work in your classes today

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imagine doing any work in your classes today

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"I don't want your meat! Stop offering me your meat!"

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"I don't want your meat! Stop offering me your meat!"

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thanks moss

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Really old? You should go to history club where you belong then.

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-Price

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https://www.sporcle.com/games/despresso/melbourne-metro-lines

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guys only 18 more periods of school left

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i want to leave the library but can't risk another awkward interaction w a bunch of teachers f

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i want to leave the library but can't risk another awkward interaction w a bunch of teachers f

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this year 7 class looking at their compass saying 'who's DGI?' 

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this year 7 class looking at their compass saying 'who's DGI?' 

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don't wanna b the bearer of bad news

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I didn't listen in primary school

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im correcting the grammar on some of y'all's additions

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im correcting the grammar on some of y'all's additions

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u guys r appalling

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Chad Braxton does not approve, chad braxton is straight, chad braxton is gonna perform the heimlich manoeuvre on your dick.

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are these the ones from the v3 vents??

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Be homeless, or be a pornstar?

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you fall in love under a tree not knowing its him

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"Mr Crowe is more present in my life than my Dad."

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"Mr Crowe is more present in my life than my Dad."

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Alex Berridge 2019

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The fuck does that even mean Farida!

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"I want Gods breastmilk to be chocky flavoured"

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Straight

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5 dolar

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WE CAN DO IT WE CAN DO IT WE CAN DO IT

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auburn fully forgetting to sign up for that french thing smfh

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auburn fully forgetting to sign up for that french thing smfh

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"oh you're from auburn? yeah auburn had some issues. yeah they didn't sign up actually."

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well winton did come 3rd and that's basically winning for them

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well winton did come 3rd and that's basically winning for them

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L0L it's actually happening ppl who's hyped?

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L0L it's actually happening ppl who's hyped?

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Budnik complaining that his face paint was bad

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Budnik complaining that his face paint was bad

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“The first eye they did looked like a cumshot”

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Not to pull a throwback thursday on u lads but

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Not to pull a throwback thursday on u lads but

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does anyone actually remember yr 9???

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i am 100% sure that WINTON is gonna win

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Alex the sound cloud rapper version of Dr. Seuss

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Alex the sound cloud rapper version of Dr. Seuss

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I listen to some ABBA
then I cumma in my mumma
Stick my dick in the Guillotine
Cut that fucker off
I cum when its pristine
and my knob is in the trough

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Marius, Ethan and Liam are brushing a My Little Ponies hair

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Can a 16 year old just go and cum in a cup?

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Can a 16 year old just go and cum in a cup?

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Only one more month to go until the holidays ppl woohooo

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Only one more month to go until the holidays ppl woohooo

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We can do it y'all 💪

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how is ganielle dibson still employed like no shade im just genuwinely curious

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"Alex you should follow a career in rap"

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"Alex you should follow a career in rap"

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"Bro I'm gonna nut"

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de silva pivot survey completed and gave him strongly agree for everything for his dumbledore costume :)

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the psychology crt second period is giving me internal bleeding with his mustache

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The Jewish, teacher, dad joke telling, white version of Tin

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The Jewish, teacher, dad joke telling, white version of Tin

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"I spent 3 years in Australia, 2 in America and 1 in Japan...
and no I have not seen a school shooting"

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- me not in french: :)
- me in french: :(

- saying 'shut up' as i walk into the room

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Felbel, Lamb or Crow

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VANEST just came and typed a :) on my laptop and i could honest to god cry