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Oo na parang basic cal ako

BASIC lng kuhanin

BASIC lng tigilan

Tapos isang CAL lng ikaw nanaman

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I’m hypotenuse, are you opposite?

Cause I see many SINEs we are meant to be (ehe)😻😻

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing🤭🤭

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sa love life, minsan feeling ko ako yung asymptote. lagi kong hinahabol, pero hindi ma-reach. parang close, pero forever na lang close

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Are you sin(pi/2)?

- Because you’re the one

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"Math: where even your problems have problems."

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Math is confusing, it always talks about X and Y, but never asks anything “about YOU and I”

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Are you a square? Because you have all the right angles. 😜

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Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real, but I can't help but imagine you.

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Math is like your lovelife... It's fun but complicated, it makes you feel happy and solving the problem/argues at the same time.

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my love for you is like an infinite line, it has no endpoint.

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boi, wala akong paki sa math, pero may paki ako sa number mo 😜

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Are you pi? Because my world is infinitely better with you in it! 🥧🌎

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If love were code, I must've stumbled upon a syntax error because my heart can't process just how amazing you are. 🫰🏻

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may our feelings intersect and will never be parallel to each other my pookiewookiehumpyyumpysweetiepie❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Try mo naman i-SOLVE ako, para malaman 'ko kung anong VALUE 'ko sa buhay mo. (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

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1.) Your love is like the Fibonacci sequence - a beautiful pattern that goes on forever. 𓏲 ๋࣭ ⭑

2.) Like an equation with no end, my love for you is infinite. ミ*:･

3.) Like a theorem proved true, my love for you knows no bounds. ˚.✦ ⵢ₊˚.

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Ikaw yung missing piece sa puzzle ng buhay ko.

Parang quadratic formula, mahirap hanapin pero kapag nahanap mo, solved na lahat.

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Who needs ‘x’ and ‘y’ when we can rewrite the equations of love with ‘u’ and ‘i’? Are you down?

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Square root number kaba?

Bakit?

Because my love for you is exponential!

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Are you a complex number? Because you've got real and imaginary parts, even though sometimes the equation is solvable, it still adds depth to my world.

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-Are you one of the problems in my calculus, i keep searching you cause I can’t seem to figure you out.

-Akala ko sa calculus lang ako babagsak, mukhang sa ‘yo rin pala.

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Integer number ka ba?

Ang pagmamahal ko sayo ay buo at hindi natatapos 😝😉

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Yung crush ko parang √-100, solid 10 pero imaginary.

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Si x ka ba?

Kasi ang hirap mong hanapin, nasan ka na ba?

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I aint good at math

but im 2² to lose you

Wait there's more 34+35 might be bad but i might be the 35-34 for you

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Trigonometry kaba? Kasi Sine-Sec-Tan mo ako;<

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I'm bad in math‚ but i can give you the value that you deserve.

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Are you an asymptote? Because I'm drawn to you, but I can never quite reach you.

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∞ ka ba? kasi ang love ko sayo ay never ending 😝🫰🏻

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I'm not a mathematician, but l'm pretty good with numbers. How about we exchange a few?

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Test paper ba kita sa math?

Kasi I always got my eyes stuck on you😘🫰😝

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Pera ka ba? unstable kasi ako ‘pag wala ka 😜👊🏻

I wish I were a Sin^2 and you were a Cos^2, so together we would be 1.

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• If you we're the cos²x

I will be the sin²x

So that together we can be 1

• Ang love mo sakin ay parang Calculus.

Bakit?

Kasi may limit T-T

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Dear Math,

I am not a therapist. Solve your own problems.

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Give me just a fraction of your heart and I will solve all of your problems.

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Are you sin 90° ?

'Cause I think you're the one.

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Are you a Fibonacci sequence? Because just like the numbers, my attraction to you keeps growing in an irresistible pattern

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Magaling ka ba sa math?

Kung magaling ka nga, sagutin mo ko

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Ang pag-ibig mo sakin ay parang Calculus

Bakit?

Kasi may Limit😞😞

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(you,me) is the only ordered pair I'm interested in ;pp

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Why do mathematicians make great partners?

Because they know how to find the right angle in any relationship🫶🏻

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Math is where a person can buy 600 apples and no one wonders why

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i was supposed to solve for x, but i found you instead. 🤩😘👊🏻

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Love is like a Sine.

We started from the origin, even though there are ups and downs, our love still continues infinitely

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•Ur a 3 cuz you need 2 realize that I'm the 1 made 4 you

#numberrizz

•Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate

#additionrizz

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math ka ba? sa dami kasi nang formula na dapat aralin, ikaw parin ang MATH-HIRAP kalimutan 😜🥰😘🙏

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Are you a Euclidean space?

Because you make my heart feel infinite dimensions of love.

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According to my calculation, the more you smile, the more I fall💗💗💗

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Ang common sense ko sa math ay parang wallet ko laging nawawala

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Our love is like dividing by zero, kasi you cannot define it ~\(≧ ₃ ≦)/~

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They say math is everywhere, but the only thing I see is you. (In the midst of the crowds, In the shapes in the clouds, I don't see nobody but youuuu)

You're just like a tangent because you always touch my heart at one specific point.

M ka ba? kasi ikaw ang missing variable sa equation ko.

Sa rami ng letrang pwedeng gamitin sa math bakit ang X and Y ang kadalasang ginagamit? hindi ba pwedeng U and I nalang? (pls ako nalang)

Wala na kong maisip na pick up lines, pwede bang umalis ka muna sa isip ko?

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By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

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My teacher said I need to find x in order to solve the problem but why do I need to find x when I found U instead

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Balita ko magaling ka sa algebra puwedeng favor?

Bakit dimo palitan X (ex) ko without asking Y (why)

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My love for you is defined by an exponential curve, it’s unbounded xd

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•Para kang positive infinity, walang hangganan ang paghanga ko sa'yo

•Sana tulad ng areas under the curve, may forever tayo. Kahit na may mga ups and downs, alam kong magkasama tayo sa dulo.

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• I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?

• Unlocking potential, one equation at a time.

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Math is a thrilling rollercoaster until the alphabet hops on board.

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My love for you is like dividing a number by zero. It's undefined.

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kim chiu kasi ikaw ang icing sa ibabaw ng cupcake ko, si mr. right (angle) ka ba?

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-pagod na kong umasa na tataas pa ko sa calculus, kaya kay ano nalang ako aasa

-kung papapiliin ako ngayon kung math o ikaw, syempre math pipiliin ko! bukas nalang kita i-choose

-ayaw na ayaw kong napipili sa recitation tuwing math ang subject, pero sana piliin mo ko

-ang feelings ko sayo ay parang math, di ko maintindihan (nahihiloOo, nalilitoOo)

-if I will roll a die 7 times, what is the probability na gusto niya rin ako?

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x²+4x+3=0, can you help me find the value of the coefficient a, b, and c?

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Ang love ko sa'yo ay parang value ng "b" sa slope, constant lang

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Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.

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boi, magaling ako sa algebra, kaya kong hanapin ang sagot sa mga y mo at palitan ang value ng x mo (emi)

Sagot ba kita sa math?

Kasi 'yung mga sagot ko palaging hindi nahi-hit 'yung tamang answers, in short miss na kita huhuhu...

hahahaha ang fibonacheesy 😢

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Crush Trigonometry kaba? Kasi hinding hindi kita kayang SEC TAN pag naging tayo na 🥰😚🤌

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I'll rate your beauty 1/0, it's undefined

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Math: Where every problem has a solution, and every solution creates a new problem.

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Anong ang laging sinasabi ng statistican?

- probably

Tagline

In math, every equation tells a story

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Kung ang panahon ngayon ay tag init, bakit ang pagmamahal ko sayo ay infinite

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My love for you is like dividing by 0, because it can't be defined.

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Math: Easy as 3.14159265!

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Dear Math

Please stop asking us to find your "x"

Because it is never coming back and dont ask us "y"

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Kapag ikaw ang kasama ko, parang calculator lang, kahit gaano ka kahirap i-figure out, handa akong mag-aral para sa'yo.

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I'm not being obtuse. You are just being a-cut(i)e

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Are you a square?

‘Cause you got all the right angles 🫵😜

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Alam mo para kang student tapos ako math exam kasi sinosolve mo lahat ng problems ko🫨👌🫵😝

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Ang pagmamahal ko sayo ay parang domain at range ng f(x) = xsin(x) walang katapusan. SHEEEESH

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"Math is life because as long as you multiply your happiness, you're bound to feel divided."

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if you were cos² and i was sin²,we would be one.

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Hindi ako mahilig sa math. Pero kapag ikaw ang equation, ayaw ko nang magka-error.

🤭😜🫰🫰

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Me: Concave Up Function ka ba?

Fans: BAKIT?

Me: Dahil my love for you is always increasing kasi eh

Fans: WHOOOOO

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Cosine ka ba? beCOS all i want is u😘

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"Para tayong parallel lines daan man natin ay magkaparehas ngunit magkaiba naman ang ating landas"

"Mukha tayong asymptote ang asim mo kasi pag nilalapitan"

"Puro about circle ang aking mga test kaya ayun pati score ko naging circle"

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Ang pagmamahal ko for you ay parang csc π, its undefined

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Parallel lines kaba? dahil parang minsan kayo ni crush. So near, yet so far. Andyan ka na nga sa harap nya di ka parin nya mapansin

Enter

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You are the numerator, and I am the denominator; when I'm with you, I am reduced to my simplest form.

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Are you a prime number? Because you're unique and divisible only by one and yourself! ⋆｡˚ ୨ৎ

additional, hehe.

My love for you is like a quadratic equation: complex, but solvable with the right approach. 💥

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Where X marks the spot and Y knows why.

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In this world of full variables, I want to be your constant.🫶🫶

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Are you on a coordinate plane? Because I can't seem to locate anyone else in my heart except at the intersection of you and me.🫰🏻😜

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Discover the Magic in Numbers.

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Sine ka ba?

Bakit?

Kasi you're full of y's!! 😤🤌🏻

If you are the sine and I'm the cosine

Then,

I AM OVER YOU! 🥳🫵🏻🤌🏻

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Para kang limit function ko, habang lumalapit ka ikaw parin ang hinahanap ng puso't isip ko

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Geometry ba ang favorite subject mo??

Kasi kahit anong angle, ang ganda mo

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If you were a function, you'd be exponential, because you're always growing on me

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The derivative of my love for u is zero, why?

because my love for u is constant.

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Magaling ka ba sa math? Sige nga kung matalino ka, sagutin mo na ako ^⁠_⁠^

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Are you cosine? Because you complement me in all the right angles!! 🫶🫶🫶

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<90° angle ka ba?

A-cute mo kasi e 😜👊

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Think with sense; act with congruence