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Woodland Middle School, West Washington Street, Gurnee, IL

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Woodland Middle School, West Washington Street, Gurnee, IL

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Woodland Middle School, West Washington Street, Gurnee, IL

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mr spata get brokin leg

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u got my dishes

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A new party is going up in power taking up the east coast: the cupake party

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Hasbula is HERE!!!!!1!!1

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Goofy ahh moved to avocado land and became a muckbanger he is in the middle of the civil war

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is fighting the confederate fatties trying to make the lifes of everyone longer but sadder

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Fighting to keep the old way of life forever and to eliminate any non artifical food

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Alot of spys in this country.........

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Homophobie Info Service, Rue Pierre Rossignol, Limoges, France

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Homophobic Info Service, jo mama, Batskcab

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Homophobic Info Service, jo mama, Batskcab

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ironically the new CEO is homophobic

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AUGHHH SCHOOL, Via Rezza, Lavagna, Metropolitan City of Genoa, Italy

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AUGHHH SCHOOL, Via Rezza, Lavagna, Metropolitan City of Genoa, Greater Italia

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AUGHHH SCHOOL, Via Rezza, Lavagna, Metropolitan City of Genoa, Greater Italia

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AUUUUUUUUUUGH

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hehheheheheehheheeheehehe

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also a new ahh was made clown ahh but sadly no one cares :(

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A new Ahh is born, ULTIMATE Cool Ahh

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White House, Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest, Washington, DC

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it was edp he ran when chris hansen came

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the wither omg!!1!!!!!1111!!11!!11!

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Maine Coons of furry Island, Schafstraße, Gernsheim, Germany

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The furry's migrated stupid

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or be deep fried mother fu-

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Be gone foul beasts

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FIQQ 1ZZ, Falkland Islands (Islas Malvinas)

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a small resturant owned by a guy named jack

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fight for freedom, fight for love, and fight for 1$ big macs

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Alaska Wildlife Conservation Center, Seward Highway, Girdwood, AK

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They are making "friendship bombs" to deal with the trolls or any enemies

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the power of rudra will destroy burger king and his allies

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Wallace and gromit live here the best duo ever

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oh god everyone is dead

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another one whhat!?!!?!?1?1!

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ah hell nah

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Heading for burger kingdom, and wendys

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Among us shirne (toronto), Greenwood Avenue, Toronto, ON, Canada

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Among us Shirne (toronto), Greenwood Avenue, Toronto, ON, Canada

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Among us Shirne (toronto), Greenwood Avenue, Toronto, ON, Canada

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Wendy's Military Base, Border of Burger Kingdom

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Wendy's Military Base, Border of Burger Kingdom

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after mcusa bombed king harbour, they lost lot of milita so the started mobilizing

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McUSA is holding Burger Kingdom under a siege on their beaches

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kittens for all mods

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Hmm... whats this?

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Angry Birds Rotisserie Chicken, Main Street East, Picton, ON, Canada

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Angry Birds Rotisserie Chicken, Main Street East, Picton, ON, Canada

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Angry Birds Rotisserie Chicken, Main Street East, Picton, ON, Canada

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oh god no the angry birds are getting eaten!!!!11111!1!1111

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Super Nintendo World, 2 Chome-1-33 Sakurajima, Konohana Ward, Osaka, Japan

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Ninendo is real guys the one piece is real i mean mario hahahahhahahaahahaah........

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Teufort, 2FORTTF2 Mann City, Road Forks, NM

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2fort real!??!!?!?!1/11/1/1/1/!?!!?1?!1?1?/!?

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Walter White Playground, Holford Street, River Rouge, MI

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Walter White Playground, Holford Street, River Rouge, MI

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Walter White Playground, Holford Street, River Rouge, MI

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BREAKING NEWS: EDP445 caught getting cupcake that is not food but children and Chris hansen caught him in 4k

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Woodland Middle School, West Washington Street, Gurnee, IL

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Woodland Middle School, West Washington Street, Gurnee, IL

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Woodland Middle School, West Washington Street, Gurnee, IL

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The quiet kid has gone off the rails and started shooting

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Chinese Theatre, Hollywood Boulevard, Hollywood, CA

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Making the most money ever made

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Goofy ahh uncle productions, Prinses Arianehof, Ter Aar, Netherlands

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Goofy ahh uncle productions, Prinses Arianehof, Ter Aar, Netherlands

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Goofy ahh uncle productions, Prinses Arianehof, Ter Aar, Netherlands

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Goofy as hell bruh

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Among us school, Boulevard Rome, Brossard, QC, Canada

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Among us school, Imposter Boulevard, Avocado Land

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Among us school, Imposter Boulevard, Avocado Land

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Sussy school

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Ok i pull up

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The zombies are looking for proto !1! in a good way

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The zombies are looking for proto !1! in a good way

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the zombies would like to tteam up with the baest stsikmea antah vihrus -the zombiezz

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Ligma Corporation, Nawabpur Road, Dhaka, Bangladesh

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hahaahahahahahhaaha

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18 murders have been reported at this camp the only evidence they could find of the killer was..... fluff

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minecraf!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!

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boom

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Build-A-Bear Workshop, West 34th Street, New York, NY

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Build-A-Bear Workshop, West 34th Street, New York, NY

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Build-A-Bear Workshop, West 34th Street, New York, NY

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BREAKING NEWS:BEARS MURDERED BY UNKNOWN FORCE

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The sun is so hot here engineer is getting fried like a rat in a deep fryer

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sand thats it

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LEGOLAND® Billund Resort, Nordmarksvej, Billund, Denmark

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A man has fallen into the river in Lego City! Start the new rescue helicopter. HEY! Build the helicopter and off to the rescue.

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He did not need help he defeated all the hustlers and killed the FAKE top G (it was the only way)

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bomb is gone11!!!!!1111!11111

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gaming

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A kid named finger is painting today

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i bought georgia for 43 dollars and 22 cents

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[Faster Than a Speeding Bullet plays as the warehouse doors in Well rise, revealing a crouching RED Scout with other members of RED team.]

[The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.]

[Scout pumps his Scattergun and RED runs out to attack the point.]

[The Scout charges into a fierce battle on Well, quickly outpacing all his teammates. He runs towards the center of the map, dodging everything that BLU throws at him, then outruns and crosses a passing train as it crushes a BLU Soldier and Pyro.]

[Meet the Scout's Title Card]

[Scout walks in front of the Meet the Scout text, from off frame.]

Scout: "Um... I-I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?"

[Cut to a scene of a BLU Heavy, sitting near the third control point in Granary about to take a bite of a Sandvich, when he is poked in the head by the Scout's Bat.]

Scout: "Yo, what's up?"

[Cuts back to Scout in front of text.]

Scout: D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?"

[Back to Heavy and Scout, who are in a fistfight while yelling. Cuts back to Scout.]

Scout: "Basically - kind of a big deal!"

[Back to fight. Scout is strangling Heavy with his Bat.]

Scout: [flexes a scrawny arm] "Oh man, that's beautiful. Heh!"

[Cut back to fight, Heavy now has the Scout in a headlock. Cuts back to Scout.]

Scout: " Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'- [pokes the camera] I hurt people."

[Cut back to fight, The Scout whacks the Heavy in the gut with his Bat.]

Scout: "BOINK!"

[Cuts back to Scout.]

Scout: "I'm a force a' nature!"

[Scout hits the Heavy in the chin.]

Scout: "BONK!"

[Cuts back to Scout.]

Scout: "If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**kin' dead!"

[Cuts back to fight; Heavy is collapsed on the ground trying to reach for his Sandvich; the Scout runs up the side of a shipping container, jumps off and slams his Bat into the Heavy's head.]

[Cuts back to Scout.]

Scout: "WOOO!"

[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.]

[Scene fades in to reveal Scout sitting on the twitching body of the Heavy eating his Sandvich; the point is now RED's.]

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Via Roberto Goitre, 44r, Piacenza, Province of Piacenza, Italy

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speedy gonzalez the mouses pizzabi ah

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the meeting area for people that have teamed up with me. Oh no the pootis birds interupted the meeting!!!!1111!

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Andrew destroyed everything and destroyed the vape Wendy and Da King escaped and now hamburglar is left

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It surrended after losing 69 million soldiers

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The best burger place to ever grace the earth

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New contender in Burg. War I, fighting with McUSA

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McUSA dropped a huge fleet of Burger bombers

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Kobyaysky District, Sakha Republic, Russia

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land of the best bird species to man POOTIS BIRD

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Oh no!!!!11111!!!1111 Taz is called an imposter sussy baka!11!!!!21!!!1!111111ER2!32T#!%#f Whats in the background is that... PROTO!?!?!??!?!1/1/1/1?1/!/?!

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Or has it? You've met god, Ryan Reynolds. He is willing to free you and end the white void, but he needs something of value, what do you give him to replenish Evilstillia

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heheehehoaeha9piehoaahieaoeoeo snow peashooter heoeohueioehjioahuoiheioeioahhueoe

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Goofy ah is back? (R E I N F O R C E M E N T S)

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Goofy ah is back? (R E I N F O R C E M E N T S)

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i put reinforcements to help with goofy ah yes

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the dead potatoes rise up again as potato mines or things

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the dead potatoes rise up again as potato mines or things

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yes

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they sell food now and took over popeyes

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Ningcheng County, Chifeng, Inner Mongolia, China

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relocation of my store also filler placeholder area cuz store go boom

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relocation of my store also filler placeholder area cuz store go boom

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This can bring back the legend! :O

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He won and going back to protect evilstillia

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it is now back to normal but kangies and humans like together

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The Soviet Cow... HES BACK! But this time, he's helping goofy ahh

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watr

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flag and ship

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Boats and boating--Equipment and supplies

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5 star!!!!!! wowwowowowowoow!!!!!!

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money mal

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Reboot van, Eberhardstraße, Hamburg, Germany

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goofy ah is back omg

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"i mean its alright, overrated as _ in my opinion"

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Burger Kingdom and McUSA are attacking eachother at sea, but for this, Burger Kingdom won because of their known soggy burgers

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Better Call Goku!

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Shaggy made friends with everyone and now is in an alliance with Ryan and him

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My name is Yogi Bearwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. This is my confession.

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This goofy ahh bird is angry because there is only sand in Arizona so he going to wheel of beast and hopes he wins or he will go insane and go murder anyone with his brother Terrence

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the first contestants woo

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win a trip to beast island

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you can play a game for 1$ dollars called chandler so that means you not gonna win
lol

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Ski resort 100k for participation get prizes by skiing

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the water is oh dreams lol

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Mr.Beast looks kinda different ngl.......Also the dream stans now stan MR.BEAST

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Italy territory now bozo

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The hustlers are remaking the top G

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Guac-ogorogons

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Number girl help penquin

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Jellystone Park™ of Chicago, Millbrook Road, Millbrook, IL, USA

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"eeeh boo boo? What happened when i was hibernating??"

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Took it from the amoung us because all their warriors are in russia

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Goofy ahh died by saving the world from future evil ahh with the convincing of the army penquins... rip bozo

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THE POTATOS WON (but like 99% of them died)