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Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Oh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... I just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

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Teacher: Why didn't you come to school yesterday?

Student: my dad's in the hospital.

7 days later.

Teacher: Is your dad still in the hospital?

Student: Yes.... he's a doctor.

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I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said “Hi!, how are you?” Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”. The voice said “So what are you up to?”. I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting here!”. From next door, “Can I come over?”. Annoyed, I said, “rather busy right now”. The voice said, “Listen, i will have to call you back, there’s an idiot next door answering all my questions”...

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Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite bar. I asked him if he knew kung fu or some other martial art. He said, “Why do you ask me that? Is it just because I’m Chinese?!”“No it’s because you’re drinking MY beer!“