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in a jello land on the planet WOW lived a small green boy with three antennas. He liked Hawaiian pizza and was stoned to death for his eccentric tastes. That boy was me. But who am I? Nothing but a brain and some brain juice swishing around in a skull deceived by the illusion of consciousness and self-awareness. I am but a single, insignificant unit in a large intergalactic organism. What is free will? Is there meaning to any of this?

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According to all known lawsof aviation,  there is no way a beeshould be able to fly.  Its wings are too small to getits fat little body off the ground.  The bee, of course, flies anyway  because bees don't carewhat humans think is impossible.  Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Yellow, black. Yellow, black.  Ooh, black and yellow!Let's shake it up a little.  Barry! Breakfast is ready!  Ooming!  Hang on a second.  Hello?  - Barry?- Adam?  - Oan you believe this is happening?- I can't. I'll pick you up.  Looking sharp.  Use the stairs. Your fatherpaid good money for those.  Sorry. I'm excited.  Here's the graduate.We're very proud of you, son.  A perfect report card, all B's.  Very proud.  Ma! I got a thing going here.  - You got lint on your fuzz.- Ow! That's me!  - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.- Bye!  Barry, I told you,stop flying in the house!  - Hey, Adam.- Hey, Barry.  - Is that fuzz gel?- A little. Special day, graduation.  Never thought I'd make it.  Three days grade school,three days high school.  Those were awkward.  Three days college. I'm glad I tooka day and hitchhiked around the hive.  You did come back different.  - Hi, Barry.- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.  - Hear about Frankie?- Yeah.  - You going to the funeral?- No, I'm not going.  Everybody knows,sting someone, you die.  Don't waste it on a squirrel.Such a hothead.  I guess he could havejust gotten out of the way.  I love this incorporatingan amusement park into our day.  That's why we don't need vacations.  Boy, quite a bit of pomp...under the circumstances.  - Well, Adam, today we are men.- We are!  - Bee-men.- Amen!  Hallelujah!  Students, faculty, distinguished bees,  please welcome Dean Buzzwell.  Welcome, New Hive Oitygraduating class of...  ...9:15.  That concludes our ceremonies.  And begins your careerat Honex Industries!  Will we pick ourjob today?  I heard it's just orientation.  Heads up! Here we go.  Keep your hands and antennasinside the tram at all times.  - Wonder what it'll be like?- A little scary.  Welcome to Honex,a division of Honesco  and a part of the Hexagon Group.  This is it!  Wow.

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According to all known lawsof aviation,  there is no way a beeshould be able to fly.  Its wings are too small to getits fat little body off the ground.  The bee, of course, flies anyway  because bees don't carewhat humans think is impossible.  Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Yellow, black. Yellow, black.  Ooh, black and yellow!Let's shake it up a little.  Barry! Breakfast is ready!  Ooming!  Hang on a second.  Hello?  - Barry?- Adam?  - Oan you believe this is happening?- I can't. I'll pick you up.  Looking sharp.  Use the stairs. Your fatherpaid good money for those.  Sorry. I'm excited.  Here's the graduate.We're very proud of you, son.  A perfect report card, all B's.  Very proud.  Ma! I got a thing going here.  - You got lint on your fuzz.- Ow! That's me!  - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.- Bye!  Barry, I told you,stop flying in the house!  - Hey, Adam.- Hey, Barry.  - Is that fuzz gel?- A little. Special day, graduation.  Never thought I'd make it.  Three days grade school,three days high school.  Those were awkward.  Three days college. I'm glad I tooka day and hitchhiked around the hive.  You did come back different.  - Hi, Barry.- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.  - Hear about Frankie?- Yeah.  - You going to the funeral?- No, I'm not going.  Everybody knows,sting someone, you die.  Don't waste it on a squirrel.Such a hothead.  I guess he could havejust gotten out of the way.  I love this incorporatingan amusement park into our day.  That's why we don't need vacations.  Boy, quite a bit of pomp...under the circumstances.  - Well, Adam, today we are men.- We are!  - Bee-men.- Amen!  Hallelujah!  Students, faculty, distinguished bees,  please welcome Dean Buzzwell.  Welcome, New Hive Oitygraduating class of...  ...9:15.  That concludes our ceremonies.  And begins your careerat Honex Industries!  Will we pick ourjob today?  I heard it's just orientation.  Heads up! Here we go.  Keep your hands and antennasinside the tram at all times.  - Wonder what it'll be like?- A little scary.  Welcome to Honex,a division of Honesco  and a part of the Hexagon Group.  This is it!  Wow.

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it's true

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I travelled to Tanzania with my dad and worked with the local community there to install solar units. Exploring this entirely foreign world opened my eyes to other cultures and ways of living. This experience also made me appreciate my privilege even more and strongly desire to use this privilege to aid those in need.

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I travelled to Georgia with my family and saw the disparities between the conditions in which people live. Even basic utilities such as roads posed a problem (it took us 7 hours to travel 63km). It was a very humbling experience that taught me to appreciate living in Amsterdam. 

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I travelled to Georgia with my family and saw the disparities between the conditions in which people live. Even basic utilities such as roads posed a problem (it took us 7 hours to travel 63km). It was a very humbling experience that taught me to appreciate living in Amsterdam. 

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I learnt that the

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I watched a movie and it made me cry so hard that i haven't  been the same since.

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I watched a movie and it made me cry so hard that i haven't  been the same since.

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I once had a friend who couldn't afford EpiPen

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I once had a friend who couldn't afford EpiPen

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He almost died due to an allergic reaction

I now do not like large corporate conglomerates

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That changed my view on everything I guess

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TOK

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it was fun

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When I learned that DP is going to be very fast due to how busy it is.

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When I learned that DP is going to be very fast due to how busy it is.

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Math homework is quite a lot but its what i expected. 

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Math homework is quite a lot but its what i expected. 

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pigeons are government robots sent to spy on us

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pigeons are government robots sent to spy on us

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I mean seriously, have you ever seen a baby pigeon???

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the earth is a stool, a footstool of the lord

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the earth is a stool, a footstool of the lord

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i mean I'm my own CEO basically!
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#positive #essentialoils #bossbabe #notascam

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ever wondered why you can't fly over the North Pole? it's the pupil

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(that pays the $1036 signup fee and buys the $500 starting merchandise package)

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go out there and explore! the world is your oyster! you can do this buddy!

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I learned that flowers are pretty cooool

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I learned that flowers are pretty cooool