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In the Northwest corner of the valley, a sheer cliff face rises abruptly from the ground, reaching hundreds of feet in the air, the area on top no one has ever traveled to, and water falls like a sheet of glass down to the valley floor.
This is where all of Fjordenheims fresh water comes from.

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A huge forest of old growth wieners that spans the southern section of the realm. This will play as the stage for the uprising of the muddlers.

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The Kellians set up base here in Fjordsburg because of its close proximity to the Fjordflowers that grow in the foothills of the mountains that line the main entrance into Fjordenheim.

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The University Established by the Kellians, a main focal point in their clans values of knowledge. Here magic users of all sorts come from around the realm to learn to better harness their powers.

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Hundreds of years ago, the Trobjian clan had enough of the Regites and their holy magic.. seeing its negative effects on the realm, they wanted to distance themselves as far as possible from the holy magics and isolated themselves deep under the falls. This area is a system of caves that different creatures call home

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The valley’s capital city. Everything from a shiny spire of government to the piss soaked alleys of the rat alleys, all packaged up inside of the massive walls and gates that protect it. The city is arranged like a layered cake, where each layer contains a specific function to the rest of the city.

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The Royal Family (The Peppers) lives atop the city in the 5th layer, and the recently deceased king peppers death is still highly gossiped about the event. At his body was a note with a skull crying a tear of blood. Not to mention that his long-missing son miraculously showed up at the city gates only weeks later with a bag of emeralds and rubies.

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In the centre of the valley lies a swamp, the thick air seems like soup in this humid environment. Ogres call this strange land home, and they have close ties to the donkeys  that are also native to this land. A search party from Hodgepodgeron canvassed the swamp looking for the ogres, to find only one, a large male. He was taken out of  the swamp and put on display for all to see. That is before the other ogres from his family armed themselves with weapons of war, eliminating the outpost and smashing all those who wronged their ogre papa before retreating back into their swampland.

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Sitting as close as they could physically get to the gods, a flat topped mountain in the southwest of Fjordenheim is the home of the holy city of Teluargo. This is where the regite church hangs their hat, a place where beings can worship the one true god, who gave life to the world, and gifted them the magical powers that they have grown to love

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The Regites praise their god from this high place in the mountains, and rejoice as their leader, Waymond Truffletoes, is believed to be able to speak to the god himself.

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Along the Fjords of the valley's entrance, flowers grow and flourish. Red petals and pink pistills, they thrive at the base of the mountain, where the water runs fast and cold. Through study, the Kellians have discovered that these little flowers alone can provide enough energy to allow beings to conduct magic through themselves! This resource is scarce, as the Fjord only allows for natural growth, cultivation of the flowers has so far been impossible. In addition to this, it is said the spirits haunt these fields, and will massacre all those who are unworthy of harvesting the Fjord Flowers.

These flowers grant the users of their powers with abnormally long life, and the scholars who utilize them live for extremely long periods of time. These scholars inhabit the University, where they teach others the techniques and knowledge that they have obtained over their unnaturally long lives.

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A beach spans the north side of the valley, from the ominous, looming tabletop of the shattered plains in the east to the fjordlands in the West, this dessert is desolate, and home to creatures that can tolerate the heat best, cats. Cats of all sizes are the primary inhabitants of the desert, their king, Poof McWhisky, is one of the smallest of the entire lot, but his storehouse of catnip is what keeps him in power.

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The lowest tier, known as the Rat Alleys, is where the cities poorest live, slums give way to unorganized alleys, which give way for the main road, referred to as “The track”. There is a yearly race in the rat alley, where contestants ride donkeys around the track for the enjoyment of the folk who live in the higher tiered layers

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The 2nd tier is Where the middle class live and work as city works employees, the middle class is employed strictly for the preservation of hodgepodgerton, and to ensure that its streets, plumbing are working efficiently.

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A statue of Regigigas resides in the Holy City of Teluargo. It is Regite Tradition that all worshippers must make at least one journey to the statue from wherever they are in the realm to come and touch the outreached hand of the statue. Recently, the hand was cracked off and stolen, it was determined that the Muddler Warlocks of Mudhole engaged in an operation to steal the hand of the god. This action enraged the Clerics of Teluargo, and begun the unrest between the two clans.

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In the mountain ranges surrounding Goliaths Pass, These birds are gargantuan in size, and are not friendly!

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The Leader of the Kellians. Mikail is the founding father of Fjordsburg, and his life's goal was to establish Boar Boyles University of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Mikial made a public statement not too long ago that he was the one who was summoning the revenants that protect the Fjordflowers, to help protect them. He made this public as a call for someone to replace him when he dies, which will probably be soon. BBU will be trying to find the most promising young Wizard to try and replace him.

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Elenor was a Regite teenage adventurer who was the first explorer to set out to find where the Trobjians settled in order to try and get them to convert to the word of Regigigas. She traveled east from Hodgepodgerton to find signs of where the Trobjians went. The last word from her party was received while they were following the Trobjian trail on the north side of the Black Swamp before they dissapeared and no word was ever heard from her again. Years later their campsite was found, just as it had been left. There were massive animal prints all around the camp, which was ominiously located really close to a massive black hole in the ground.

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Deep in the cave system under the falls, the Trobjians found a city of human sized hamsterfolk. The city now known as Hamston is where the hamsters live. They are relaxed folk, and have simple motives. They worship a gargantuan snake that inhabits an underground lake not far from their city by offering sacrifices.

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After the ogres took back the allfather and killed all his captors, they inhabited the establishment that was created for the studying of the ogres. This establishment allowed the ogres to become more advanced than they previously were. They're learning the scientific method.

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The Biggest, most triumphant hotdog tree in the forest. 100 feet tall, and 30 feet in girth, it is the most beautiful feature of the entire realm.

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Cliff Footfungus and Burgundy Moldheel, two of Waymond Truffletoes highest in comand in the church see a beacon far off west of the boneyard. They are going to undergo a journey through the boneyard to investigate this strange light.

The Beacon is a ball of energy, the regites have discovered how to harness the energy of the beacon to power the Anglels in Teluargo

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Muddlers from Hodgepodgerton moved to the Hotdog forest to build a memorial to the omnipitent being GRANT.

The Muddlers started by building a massive statue of grant as an idol, but when the statue was built, the eyes shone bright red and pointed their laser focus deep into the hotdog forest. Following the statues focus, the muddlers found a massive black stone portal in the forest.

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Out of the portal came a huge demon, whos name was Tnarg. Tnarg informed the group of muddlers that he was sent from GRANT who was occupying the Abyss, after a disagreement with Regigigas, Grant was sent to the Abyss by the other gods. Tnarg empowers the muddler elders with a warlock pact to give them powers to wage war on the regites. In addition to this, Tnarg tells the muddlers to spread the word that the regites are the true evil, and grant needs to be summoned to the world to defeat the ultimate evil.

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To summon Grant, Tnarg the destroyer gets the Muddlers to offer a sacrifice of the entire hotdog forest, cutting down the ancient trees and passing them through the massive portal to give Grant power.

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After Discovering the Hampsterfolk of deep within the falls. The hamsters saw that the Trobjians were struggling with seeing in the dark, so they provided a prototype lamp that used the bioluminescent red algae that grows deep within the caves. The Trobjians took this technology and ran with it, creating an entire settlement in the caves that is lit with the algae.

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Perched hundreds of feet above the quicksand forest floor. This settlement is primarily made of many platforms that are suspended by vines to the massive rainforest trees that inhabit this place. Vines are used to swing between platforms that make up the large part of the settlement

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At the mouth of the Fjord, a massive thousand foot tall goliath stands one foot on each side of the river, straddling goliaths pass. Below the clouds, all that is visible is the legs and waist of the goliath. It is rumored that he has his arms outstreached in either direction, and in each palm he holds a divine power that has the capability of taking out entire armies.

6 People went up the Goliath statue in a massive exploratory operation,

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An abandoned shipyard between Mudhole and Teluargo. Who lived here? What were they doing? Who knows

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The scholars of BBU complete a project at the school where hanging gardens propigate the ever sought after Fjordflowers.

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Deep in the Sphynx Desert, a desert outpost harbours one old man. No one really knows what he does, but he is there.

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As the Trobjians further Isolate themselves inside the falls. They develop an underwater breathing apparatus that allows them to go underwater for extended periods of time. With this new tech, they are training everyone over the age of 16 to be elite warriors who can utilize the water to their advantage.

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A new resource, Jossberries are found. The DND equivalent to Vyvanse, where the user sees increased dexterity.

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one 25 feet tall, one 10 feet tall and one 3 feet tall. The old man of the outpost greets them kindly, and they hang out with him.

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A yard of bones with a mysterious fog lifting from the ground. Time seems to go slower here, and people who travel to these lands come back confused and dreary.

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The King of the Peoples Republic of the South East. He is rumored to have come from the quicksand, climbing up the trees as no one before has done.

Does NOT eat Jossberries and has public executions for those who do, kicking them down to the forestfloor.

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Turk urges those of Treetop haven to begin construction of more room so the haven can become an even larger city.

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An Ogre, A Muddler and a Turkian go into the Thornbush forest, but only the ogre comes back.

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Many Years Ago, Prince Pepper went off on an excursion into the desert, and returned very recently with bags full of jewels

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Someone ate some of the Fjordbird shit and started a pandemic, its spreading!

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An event known only as "the tradjedy" to the PROTSE as a mad monsoon hits the jungle from the south, Turk's corner cutting techniques lead to a devastating loss of hundreds of people to the quicksand floor of the forest.

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The Regites see Tnarg the destroyer and what he is doing with the Muddler Warlocks. The Regites build an army of warforged, glowing white eyes under metal plates. They are called the Angles

This army took all of the ore and metal resources that were one rich under the mountain that teluargo was situated on.

These warforged are cold blooded, and trained to eliminate those who are against the regites (primarily the warlocks of Grant)

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A gang of Vikings came in through the mouth of the Fjord, they are marauders seeking places to raid!

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An adventurer of Legend, it is said that he has been to every corner of the realm and knows the secrets that no one else knows. It is said that he even put a saddle on the Fjordbirds and flew  them throughout the entire valley.

Jaggger now lives as a hermit in the Black Swamp, keeping to himself.

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King Turk blamed the Great Tragedy on his people using the jossberries without his knowledge, and now enforces a strict policy of no usage. The berries are stockpiled and protected by Turk's second in command, Gustav.

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The Band of Boobs are a magical carnival that lighten the mood as they arrive in the city of Fjordsburg, they entertain the students with their magics and laughable trickery. The carnies of the band start a clown college in Fjordsburg, which is a front for the network of high profile thieves that steal and fence their goods.

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Jaggger heavyarm travels to the Trobjians home to warn their King of th the happenings in the hotdog forest. Jaggger says that the realm requires their help in order to stop the Warlocks of Grant and Tnarg from bringing forth their exiled god.

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A desert oasis, with cat trees as far as the eye can see. Kitties of all sizes live here and worship their king, Poof McWhiskey, who is the tiniest cat of them all, but has a massive storehouse of catnip. The cats don't care for the workings of the realm and are selfish and closedminded.

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All the hotdogs (other than the daddi dawg) have been cut down, and fed through the portal to give GRANT power to come through the portal to Fjordenheim.

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A comet appears in the sky. This premonition has never happened before, but the scholars and the zealots all agree that is a symbol from the god Krushba: What it means? Who knows!!

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A small settlement of old ladies that sits next to kittyland, the tend the kitties and ensure that they are getting enough food and water.

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The NAmesake of the desert. A massive stone sphynx that can be piloted by the kittie as a weapon of mass destruction. The problem with this is that they do not care about anything enough to use it.

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Melvin is Tnarg's #1 man in charge. He is a muddler that looks similar to Randall from Recess, he is the head of the Warlocks of Grant and passes the word of grant from Tnarg to the rest of the Warlocks.

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Dense is the only other wizard other than Michael strayhand to be in Fjordsberg since its inception. he was instrumental in the creation of BBU and plays a vital role in the upkeep of the university.

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A war has just begun between the Royal Army of Hodgepodgerton and the Warlocks of Grant.

The Regite King sees what the Warlocks of GRANT are doing in Mudhole and sees it as an abomination to their god, regigigas. The royal army of HPTN rode south towards Mudhole, where the battlefeild lies.

the Trobjians took up Jaggger Heavyarms call to battle, and swam west then south to Fjorida to help protect the realm, they are using guerilla tactics to pick apart the warlocks.

The priests of Teluargo are sending their army of angels to help destroy the warlocks of Mudhole, but Turk and his band of treetop warriors are also defending the warlocks and the portal... Who will reign supreme?!?!@#

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Grant arrives through the portal after all of the hotdogs had been fed through the portal to give him power.

He arrives in Fjordenheim and says that HE is actually the good guy, he wants to keep the world the way it is, and REGIGIGIAS is the god who wants the whole world to himself and will kill all of the people inhabitting it!