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"Help me! Help me!" came a cry from the woods. 

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"Help me! Help me!" came a cry from the woods. 

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Icy fingers gripped my arm in the darkness.

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Icy fingers gripped my arm in the darkness.

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The sun was setting, I was running late, and someone was following me.

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The sun was setting, I was running late, and someone was following me.

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I looked back to see if they where still following me and they where but they are wearing a dinosaur costume

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After I remember a loud sound coming from the woods.

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I didn't run but went toward the noise. 

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I didn't run but went toward the noise. 

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For a minuet I thought it was the wind but I was wrong

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I saw a girl in a tree holding her cat

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I ran faster than flash himself

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so I went over to them to see if they did

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However a small pebble that was pretty much invisible made me trip.

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But the girl had no head.

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I fell into sparkling mud

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He had a hippo mask so I couldn't see his face

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She had a bright orange dress on

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But the beast was still coming as I became stuck in the mud.

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It had a big sign that said welcome

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But there was no candy.

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He said, "I've come for your soul"

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They where vary polite to me so I asked if we could be friends

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But the lack of head was pretty disturbing.

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They growled like some otherworldly beast.

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And I will bring it to the enchanted forest

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Why would they put this sign here when the whole world was nothing but hellfire and screaming?

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Her head exploded because she decided to eat dynamite.

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I asked if they where part cat

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But i kept walking and i saw the worlds biggest and brightest rainbow

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I looked over at the big fluffy cat and asked her what his name is

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It was so bright I went blind and couldn't see where I was going then I got eaten by wolves.

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But somehow i still lived to tell the story

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Where you will rot in a jail for the rest of eternity.

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He said, "I am Satan. Lord of Darkness".

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But then we will bring you back to life

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They said nothing but advanced on me like I was prey and they were predators.

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Actually I lied I did die because of the burning stomach acids. 

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Actually I lied I did die because of the burning stomach acids. 

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I was a little confuse of how she talked with no head

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Before killing you again and again for all eternity.

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But then I realized that it was the cat talking. The kitty was Satan!

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but i was brought back to life by a magical fairy

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But they said sorry if hurt or scared you

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Well that's what i thought at first

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But before i do kill you over and over aging you can have the best food so it will be worth it