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"2+2 is 4 - 1 that's 3 quick mafs," said big shaq

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"2+2 is 4 - 1 that's 3 quick mafs," said big shaq

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BOO PIES

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" BOO CARLTON

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"Pigs should all be killed!"agreed Mietta.

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'' who has lost 27 grand finals again?'' asked Nathan Buckley.

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"Yes they did!"

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SHOUTED eLSA

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*Mazda music plays*

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"Everyone hates pigs,"shouted Holly!

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"Did Collingwood thrash Richmond?"

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"Who likes cats?" said Katia
By atia

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'' Rhys is a reptile,'' said inn.

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"No paper, no books. No books, no knowlage. No knowlage, you fail. You fail, you can't graguate. You don't gradguate, no diploma. No diploma, no job. No job, no money. No money, no food. No food, you starve. You starve, you die!" said Lectura

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" I love pigs,"

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" Everybody! never ever go for Collingwood"

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"Pigs are really fat" agreed Mietta.

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"looks like someone lost there funny bone (said to paps the Skilton),"said sans the skilton
By Tommy

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"ALDI good different", said the advertising person

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"ALDI good different", said the advertising person

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"Dat's why I pick woolies," said a random customer in an advertisement.

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"Dat's why I pick woolies," said a random customer in an advertisement.

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BY JACOB

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" Pigs are fat" exclaimed holly

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"Nissan. Inovation that exites." said a man.
*Nissan tune playing*

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"No pen no notes, no notes, you can't study, you can't study you fail, you fail, no diploma no job, no job no money, no money no food, you get skinny, you get skinny you get ugly, you get ugly you're single, you're single no marriage, no marriage no kids, no kids you're lonely,  you're lonely you're depressed, you're depressed you get sick, you get sick you die.

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"I just ordered sushi from japan, now lets kick it Jackie Chen," said Post Malone. By Jacob

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"I just ordered sushi from japan, now lets kick it Jackie Chen," said Post Malone. By Jacob

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*Weird music playing from Menu Log*.

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"What is wrong with my computer!!", said Johnny.

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"What is wrong with my computer!!", said Johnny.

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'' I don't care i love it,'' said Dumpling face.

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"That's why I choose Woolies" said the man.

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"I'm going to be an actrice. Help, help I'm drowning!" said Bell,"I can't swim," said Jess.

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SPEECH MARKS                "Blah blah blah" said Jeff to Mrs Lynch.

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SPEECH MARKS                "Blah blah blah" said Jeff to Mrs Lynch.

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"Call call carpert call the experts in the trade" sang the advertiser.

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*I don't care song playing*

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'' Johny Jonhy can I eat some sugar'' No Papa.

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'' Johny Jonhy can I eat some sugar'' No Papa.

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 Speech Marks                       Mrs Lynch said," Well done Daniel you deserve 1000 raffle tickets!"

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 Speech Marks                       Mrs Lynch said," Well done Daniel you deserve 1000 raffle tickets!"

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"GO BOMBERS,"

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"Menu Log you do life you do food," By Some Random guy

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"Menu Log you do life you do food," By Some Random guy

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By Jacob

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"GO BOMBERS,"

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'' I can eat 3 peanuts in 5 seconds,'' said Noaza.

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"Can you eat 50,000 peanuts in a day?"

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"This is your captain speeking," he said over the loudspeaker.

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"Don't forget your books tomorrow," said Mrs Lynch.

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"What can I help you with?", I said

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"blibity bloop blopp bloop this is your weather report from nova100"

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"blibity bloop blopp bloop this is your weather report from nova100"

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"Run for it it's gonna blow,"yalled James boned
By Tommy

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"It's Frank Walker from National Tiles,"

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"It's Frank Walker from National Tiles,"

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''Frank walker from national tiles,'' said jacob.

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"Mietta and Elsa are getting engaged after Poppy and Holly`s wedding!!!! omg!!" said someone random

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"I'm faster than Noah at solving the Rubiks cube!" exclaimed Rhys.

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"Get Real life insurance and get a $100 gift card," said the advertiser.

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"Get Real life insurance and get a $100 gift card," said the advertiser.

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By Jacob

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Jacob

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"Tonight I would like a serve of  chicken nuggets with a side of chips,"

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"Tonight I would like a serve of  chicken nuggets with a side of chips,"

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"Boo"said Elsa

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"Happy Birthday" said Cedric

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"I can solve the Rubiks cube in 18 seconds!"

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"Quick! Kye yells to the others.

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"Welcome back to the village," said radley

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"Aaahh! I`m so scared of that barbie doll, keep it away from meeee!!!"

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mietta

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"See you soon,"
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''Shore i'll come to your party,'' said Bradly.

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"Can we watch Sunny Bunnies again," said Baby Johnson

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"Can we watch Sunny Bunnies again," said Baby Johnson

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"Hi, Mickey," said Daniel.

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"G'day mate,"
Mietta

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"Sans!How are you sleeping at a time like this," said pupirus
By Tomm

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" Yes General I haven't had time to shave this morning"

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" Yes General I haven't had time to shave this morning"

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"I'm going to the movies!" shouted Elsa

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"I'll show you" Tim said.

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" Hello, Mr Jeff, " replied Bill

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"what in the world is wrong with you!", shouted the Neighbour

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''My baby brother is so cute,'' said Jef

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"You have to eat all of the cake," said the headmaster

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"I am a carrot." I said

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"Goodbye, Mickey," called his mum.