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An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes.

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An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes.

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The 1st passenger said, " I am Steph Curry , the best NBA basketball player. The warriors and my millions of fans need me , and i can't afford to die" So he took the 1st pack and left the plane

The 2nd passenger , Donald Trump , said , " I am the newly elected US President , and I am the smartest President in American history , so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger , the Pope , said to the 4th passenger , a 10 year old schoolboy , " My son , I am old and don't have many years left , you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The little boy said , " That's okay , Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President took my schoolbag."

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Midwest Math, or Welcome to Our Rust Belt Brexit.  I believe Trump is going to focus much of his attention on the four blue states in the rustbelt of the upper Great Lakes – Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. Four traditionally Democratic states – but each of them have elected a Republican governor since 2010 (only Pennsylvania has now finally elected a Democrat). In the Michigan primary in March, more Michiganders came out to vote for the Republicans (1.32 million) that the Democrats (1.19 million). Trump is ahead of Hillary in the latest polls in Pennsylvania and tied with her in Ohio. Tied? How can the race be this close after everything Trump has said and done? Well maybe it’s because he’s said (correctly) that the Clintons’ support of NAFTA helped to destroy the industrial states of the Upper Midwest. Trump is going to hammer Clinton on this and her support of TPP and other trade policies that have royally screwed the people of these four states. When Trump stood in the shadow of a Ford Motor factory during the Michigan primary, he threatened the corporation that if they did indeed go ahead with their planned closure of that factory and move it to Mexico, he would slap a 35% tariff on any Mexican-built cars shipped back to the United States. It was sweet, sweet music to the ears of the working class of Michigan, and when he tossed in his threat to Apple that he would force them to stop making their iPhones in China and build them here in America, well, hearts swooned and Trump walked away with a big victory that should have gone to the governor next-door, John Kasich.

From Green Bay to Pittsburgh, this, my friends, is the middle of England – broken, depressed, struggling, the smokestacks strewn across the countryside with the carcass of what we use to call the Middle Class. Angry, embittered working (and nonworking) people who were lied to by the trickle-down of Reagan and abandoned by Democrats who still try to talk a good line but are really just looking forward to rub one out with a lobbyist from Goldman Sachs who’ll write them nice big check before leaving the room. What happened in the UK with Brexit is going to happen here. Elmer Gantry shows up looking like Boris Johnson and just says whatever shit he can make up to convince the masses that this is their chance! To stick to ALL of them, all who wrecked their American Dream! And now The Outsider, Donald Trump, has arrived to clean house! You don’t have to agree with him! You don’t even have to like him! He is your personal Molotov cocktail to throw right into the center of the bastards who did this to you! SEND A MESSAGE! TRUMP IS YOUR MESSENGER!

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All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere

Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head, I wanna drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

And I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very mad world, mad world

Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
And I feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen, sit and listen

Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me
Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson
Look right through me, look right through me

And I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very mad world, mad world

Enlarging your world
Mad world

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What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

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What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

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The letter F

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I was surprised but then I realized this was the same country that voted for George Bush. For two terms.

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My friend Daniel seems to be extremely sad

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My friend Daniel seems to be extremely sad

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I feel sad seeing him sad

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THE ELECTION IS DONE. DONALD TRUMP IS OUR NEW PRESIDENT, WE STAY TOGETHER, WE FIGHT TOGETHER, AND WE HONOR OUR COUNTRY. WW3 WILL START SOON. SO STAY STRONG AND BELIEVE.

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will trump start a war

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Please don't be upset. Remember, WE voted for him. Not you, not me, not they, but US. WE allowed Bernie Sanders to get knocked out of the primaries. WE could've voted for Gary Johnson or Jill Stein. But instead, we voted for Trump or Clinton. So now, more than ever, we need to stop diving ourselves, stop blaming each other, and stand united. Only WE can make America great again.

-Bart Kwan

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I need love

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Donald wont be able to do too much anyways.

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We are going to have to learn to adjust to a Trump Presidency. Wanting him to fail is like telling a pilot to crash the plane that everyone is on

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Begin the paperwork to move out of the country, but don't leave quite yet! Republicans are the majority in Congress, so if we're going to get Trump impeached, we'll need to implicate him in something so bad that everyone, and I mean everyone, in both the government and the people to want him out of the way. If not, keep those emigration papers ready. We don't want to assassinate him - that will only make him a martyr for future presidents. If you don't like Trump, and you want to live in a free country as the USA has built for itself, he has to be removed legally.

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Well, first off, I am ShO0k :)by the outcome. I just feel like Donald Trump won't be a good president. He has hate towards other races and Muslims which is not how a person, especially the president, should behave. OH MAN IM JUST WORRIED!! But anyways, hopefully he accomplishes something good and won't build the wall because I am 70% sure he won't due to the fact that Mexico will NOT be paying for it. okay bye

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I was at a friend's place and was petting his cat. His cat doesn't care that DT is going to be president. Why? Because my friend is taking care of her. So we should take care of each other.