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Three guys are stranded in a desert. By a stroke of luck, they find a magic genie lamp. The genie grants each of them one wish. The first guy wishes to be back home. Wish granted. The second guy wishes the same. Wish granted. The third guy says, "It feels very lonely here now, I wish my friends were with me…” Wish granted

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Little Johnny asks his father:
"Where does the wind come from?"
"I don't know."
"Why do dogs bark?"
"I don't know."
"Why is the earth round?"
"I don't know."
"Does it disturb you that I ask so much?"
"No son. Please ask. Otherwise you will never learn anything."

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I’m selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.

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I’m selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.

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"How do you tell that a crab is drunk? It walks forwards.

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"How do you tell that a crab is drunk? It walks forwards.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.More jokes at: http://www.short-funny.com/funniest-jokes-4.php#ixzz4SIZDkCoi

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.More jokes at: http://www.short-funny.com/funniest-jokes-4.php#ixzz4SIZDkCoi

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This is the link for all the jokes I go

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Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."

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Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."

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Got these jokes from a cool website

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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."

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some people say that I am funny but its only because I try to hard.

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Hi my name is anthony fannin. My house is gryffindor.

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Hi my name is anthony fannin. My house is gryffindor.