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Cuz I won't be able to use my hot sauce face cleanser anymore!

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Cuz I won't be able to use my hot sauce face cleanser anymore!

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Washing your face  with hot sauce is worse because I've gotten hot sauce in my eyes and it was horrific.

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Washing your face  with hot sauce is worse because I've gotten hot sauce in my eyes and it was horrific.

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Could be cheaper than an acid peel!

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Because my face is more important than my fingers

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Because my face is more important than my fingers

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because this is a medical issue.

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Can't talk with my hands

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+1

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just keep your eyes tightly closed.

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This hurts immediately

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I would not be able to drive my car

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because i can still have my sriracha and dumplings with my hands glued together

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People will want to dip their shrimp on my face

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Can't I just wash my face with superglue

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Couldn't use ipad