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bro he would probably do ANYTHING just for a singular big mac like even tho he always says "I don't eat big macs" I have seen this fatass eat 20 big macs in a matter of 10 seconds

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bro he would probably do ANYTHING just for a singular big mac like even tho he always says "I don't eat big macs" I have seen this fatass eat 20 big macs in a matter of 10 seconds

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Xander's everyday snack [he eats about 100 of these per day]

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Xander's everyday snack [he eats about 100 of these per day]

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My computer broke the desk when I was making this💀

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in another universe where Xander is ginger and lives in Arkansas

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in another universe where Xander is ginger and lives in Arkansas

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Me when Xander gains one more pound and his gravitational pull gets so strong that it starts attracting objects toward his center of mass and his fat starts obsorbing air borne matter

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Me when Xander gains one more pound and his gravitational pull gets so strong that it starts attracting objects toward his center of mass and his fat starts obsorbing air borne matter

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the inside of Xander's stomach is a fucking Black hole because whenever that fatass eats anything he sees, it immediately disappears in a matter of seconds

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the inside of Xander's stomach is a fucking Black hole because whenever that fatass eats anything he sees, it immediately disappears in a matter of seconds

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Xander, this could be you if you actually TRIED to lose weight

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Xander, this could be you if you actually TRIED to lose weight

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it's too late for you fatass...

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whomp whomp