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King was a lil' baby so he called on the 3 estates to rule for him and gave each estate one vote. 5/5/1789

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3rd estate wanted to have a discussion about their treatment and the other estates didn't like that so the 3rd estate performed glorious debate in a tennis court. 6/20/1789

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3rd estate felt like they were punked so they resorted to murder... I support it. 7/14/1789

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Women wanted freedom too so they too resorted to protest and murder... Yaas queens slay, you go girls! 10/5/1789

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People were like "Aww hell naw, I deserve rights and Im finna declare this $*!#!" and so they did. 8/26/1789

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French people got together and decided Monarchy was pretty cringe and did the cool thing and made a new legislature. 9/3/1791

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France got a blood lust from murdering the people at the Bastille so they decided they were gonna go commit more murder and hid their true motives behind the lie "We just wanna remove monarchy. I see you France, I. See. You. 4/20/1792

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People decided that the monarchs were getting a little to silly with their bull crap and were like "A'ight we gave the king a chance but he couldn't get his wife's spending in control, & he couldn't man up for the job so let's just get rid of 'em!" Then the kind lost like all his power and monarchy was gone bye byed. 9/21/1792

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The guillotine got invented and people were like "Y'know who it would be funny to test this goofy lil' contraption on guys? THE OLD KING, THAT'S WHO!" so they tossed Louis up in the stock and cut the rope, making little Louis' cranium go *pop* tight of his torso. 1/21/1793

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The "Committee of Public Safety" was never really about public safety. It was there to win the support of the people of Robespierre. The Committee was basically just a cover up for Robespierre's dictatorial reign which lasted a year this reign being the "Reign of Terror" and I mean it must have worked because a couple months later Robespierre took office. 4/6/1793

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Robespierre who is a funny dude that took control of France after Louis XVI decided France was getting a little too nice to be France, so he started an execution and war filled revolutionary fervor. This caused many to be beheaded by the guillotine if they were suspected of even the slightest question of the revolution. He was the one who started the reign of terror and well ruled the reign of terror. 7/27/1793

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The "Reign of Terror" was a year long time where Robespierre reigned over France in a dictatorial fashion which was pretty funny and silly of him considering they just got out of a monarchy so people didn't exactly like the people having a decision in things. The only reason this reign lasted so long was because Robespierre was doing fun things such as war and guillotining people which as we know the French do love themselves some murder. So Robespierre just killed until people were like "All right I'm all murdered out lets go kill the guy who's been killing others for our last murder, sound good guys?" and everyone was like "HELL YEAH! MUR-DER! MUR-DER! MUR-DER!" 7/27/1793-7/27/1794

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As stated before the French loved murder, especially the murder of monarchs s for fun they decided next they would murder that hot, snobby, gold-digging woman Marie Antoinette, the old queen. So they chopped her head off with a guillotine, cheered, and then called it a day. 10/16/1793

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After the Reign of Terror the French calmed down with their blood lust, war, murder, and execution. So a short little dude decided that he should join the military and work his way up the ranks until he became the Chief Army Commander so he could gain the respect and trust of his people before he leads them back to murder, war, and blood lust. Sometime in March 1796.

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Napoleon decided that being in charge of the military was too little for starting and advancing a murderous rampage so he worked his way up the political leader ladder until he became the 1st Consul of France so he could start murdering and being like that one Frank Reynolds meme where he goes "So I started blasting!"

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Frank Reynolds (Best of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

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IASIP - Frank Reynolds on the gun controversy - So anyway, I started blasting