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I am going to do it. I have made up my mind. These are the first few words of the new… the best … the Longest Text In The Entire History Of The Known Universe! This Has To Have Over 35,000 words the beat the current world record set by that person who made that flaming chicken handbooky thingy. I might just be saying random things the whole time I type in this so you might get confused a lot. I just discovered something terrible. autocorrect is on!! no!!! this has to be crazy, so I will have to break all the English language rules and the basic knowledge of the average human being. I am not an average human being, however I am special. no no no, not THAT kind of special ;). Why do people send that wink face! it always gives me nightmares! it can make a completely normal sentence creepy. imagine you are going to a friend’s house, so you text this: [ see you soon  ] seems normal, right? But what is you add the word semi to that colon? (Is that right? or is it the other way around) what is you add a lorry to that briquettes? (Semi-truck to that coal-on) anyway, back to the point: [ see you soon  ]THAT IS JUST SO CREEPY! is that really your friend, or is it a creepy stalker watching your every move? Or even worse, is it your friend who is a creepy stalker? maybe you thought it was your friend, but it was actually your fri end (let me explain: you are happily in McDonalds, getting fat while eating yummy food and some random dude walks up and blots out the sun (he looks like a regular here) you can’t see anything else than him, so you can’t try to avoid eye contact. he finishes eating his cheeseburger (more like horseburgher(I learned that word from the merchant of Venice(which is a good play(if you can understand it(I can cause I got a special book with all the words in readable English written on the side of the page(which is kinda funny because Shakespeare was supposed to be a good poet but no-one can understand him(and he’s racist in act 2 scene1 of the play too))))))) and sits down beside you , like you are old pals (you’ve never met him before but he looks like he could be in some weird cult) he clears his throat and asks you a very personal question. “can i have some French fries?” (I don’t know why there called French fries when I’ve never seen a French person eat fries! all they eat it is stuff like baguettes and crêpes and rats named ratty-two-ee which is a really fun game on the PlayStation 2) And you think {bubbly cloud thinking bubble} “Hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehheheheheh…..heeeheehe..hehe… sigh. I remember that i was just about to eat one of my fries when I noticed something mushy and moist and [insert gross color like green or brown] on the end of one of my fries! now I can give it to this NERD!! ” (yes he is a nerd because all he does all day is watch the extended editions of the hobbit, lord of the rings and star wars and eat fat cakes (what the heck is a fat cake? I think it might be like a Twinkie or something)and twinkies(wow so is doesn’t really matter which is which because he eats both(i may have just done that so I didn’t have to Google what a fat cake is (right now I am typing on my iPhone 3gs anyway, which has a broken antenna so i can’t get internet anyway (it’s actually a really funny story that i’ll tell you sometime)))and sit in his man cave with his friend named Joe (an ACTUAL friend, not a fri end)and all Joe does is watch sports like football with bob and all bob does is gamble ferociously (don’t ask(it means he buys all those bags of chips that say “win a free monkey or something if you find a banana in your bag*”(if there is a little star it means there is fine print so I always check the back of the package) *flips over the package* okay, it says: “one of our workers accidentally threw a banana in the packing machine and we don’t want to get sued so we did this promotion thing” cool. Oh wow, this is salt and vinegar! my favourite! i hate cheese and onion.))and that’s pretty much his life, he lives in Jamaica with Naruto and his friends) so you give him that gross fri end he throws up all over you and me and the worker behind the counter who was still making an onion, and THAT is the story of the fri end, not a friend who somehow remembered your name and your phone number / email so he could text you saying he would come to your house soon. *finally takes a breath after typing a few hundred words about fri-ends* so what now? i know, i know, you think i ramble too much and use too many brackets (i don’t) but now i am going to talk about my amAZEing day. first i woke up, ate choco pops for breakfast even tho i always hate it when people say that cause i get jealous and super hungry. then i… umm… yea! that was my day. you know that other person i mentioned before? that flaming chicken person? WELL. i will steal something from that person but do it better. i will… drum roll please … badabadabadabadabadabadabummmmmmmmmmmchshchshchshchshbadabadboumboumpoopoopichypichypichypowpow-crash! *a drum roll was just playing in the background* that drumroll was so long i forget what i was talking about. *scrolls up to see what he was writing about* oh yea! i will make my own FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK! what things do i like? instead of flaming it could be rainbow, instead of chicken it could be fluffysheep and instead of handbook it could be handbook (not very creative, i know) but the total complete name is now to rainbow fluffysheep handbook! to make life easier for you guys, instead of taking random rules out of book willy nilly, i will take them out using my favourite numbers! so, section 5040 of the rainbow fluffysheep handbook states that the king of all oddly coloured farm animals (thats me!) is allowed to tell you any part out of this book randomly or if it is his one of his favorite numbers! 5040 is a great number because it is divisible by 60 integers which i don’t know. i’m tired. it is 10:41 and i am getting sleepy… hey hey hey! an intruder! remember that from pokepals rulers of time and darkness or something like that! with piplup and sunflora and chimchar! whaoh piplup is really hard to write on a tiny qwerty keyboard! try it! i realised that asdf is actually written in order on the qwerty keyboard! (just in case you didn’t know, asdf is an amazing short video clips cartoony thing on youtube i first learned bout on flipnote hatena, which is now shut down ) what if one day they get rid of the qwerty keyboard completely! i will type it out for you just in case one day they get rid of it. qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. there u go. Goodbye. I’m back! i decided that i should tell you about fonts. i always used the same font for my whole life, called arial. the reason is probably because it is on the top of the list in alphabetical order, and i was too lazy to scroll all the way down. only a few months ago did i finally decide to change my mind. i scrolled for what seemed to be an eternity, and i finally got to… are you ready … arial black. yep, that was my big SCROLLING ADVENTURE! just yesterday, i was typing something on google docs and i found the new best font : roboto. its great! i could choose from FIVE different thicknesses. isn’t that amazing? right now we are driving behind a really slow “farm plastics collection” semi. i think i know someone obsessed with pokemon, but i can’t tell you who it is. he keeps making pokepals references and stuff. wow! you are a very loyal reader! if you have REALLY made it this far then you… get a gold star on your loyalty chart! good job! this is looking to be the longest text ever, considering that this was all written in one day. i don’t understand sandwiches. if you were to eat bread, mayo and tomatoes separately it would be disgusting! you know all those fancy magazines/restaurants that always have really fancy food pictures with meat and brussels sprouts and all the old people say “wow! that looks great!” and you think {bubble thing} “it looks like the worst thing anyone could ever eat” and the you eat it and it tastes surprisingly… WORSE than you imagined! gotta go… im back! ive ive got stuff to say! your probably thinking… HoW DoEs He HaVe So MuCh FrEe TiMe?!?! And the answer is… i don’t. that’s right. this isn’t just some SIDE project. i’ve gotta make time to do this if wanna get the world record. for all i know, the flaming chicken opponent who i will refer to from now on as sam (i don’t know why) is probably still adding to her posts. (i think i picked sam because it sounds like ham which is like cooked meat and so is flaming chicken, so you will remember that now ) i am officially going to make a quote from the rainbow fluffysheep handbook of knowledge and prestige (sounds catchy, huh?) . section 777 of the rainbow fluffysheep handbook STATES that the king of oddly colored farm animals (thats me!) is allowed to use whatever font he wants to. [now, i know what your thinking reader, that has nothing to do with anything. but it will come in handy someday (maybe)] sam makes me feels sick! im offended! (probably because i’m jealous of how much is written on that website(i dont even know how to make a website)) I’VE JUST BEEN READING THIS AND I HAVE DISCOVERED A CONSPIRACY! THAT’S RIGHT, I AM WORKING FOR DOCTOR SUESS! YES! i will prove it to you. i mentioned ham and sickness so green eggs and ham somehow! (why is he called doctor suess anyway? he’s not even a doctor *citation needed* and his books are kinda dumb! (funny considering i’m the one making that statement)) talking about eggs, aren’t eggs practically unborn chicken membrane? wouldn’t it be scary if you were casually eating your brembudder (riotous robots reference (wow! serious compilation of alliteration dedication!)) and drinking your tae wit’ da guv’na (england doesn’t even have a govna! *citation needed*)(i’m not even racist i’m just quoting an accent of a race) and you go to crack an egg for your brekkie and BOOM! and unborn chicken embryo starts running towards you, picks up a knife and starts screaming “MAMA! MAMA!” you are so scared that you grab the nearest weaponry (a spoon) and poke the hideous beast. it is unaffected. luckily, the govener of Berwick-Upon-Tweed throws a sugar cube directly into the chicks mouth! as you know, sugar is EXTREMELY poisonous to chicken embryos *citation needed* (no more citations!) and you are saved! i’m sick and tired of citations! i will quote from the official rainbow fluffysheep handbook! section 12345679 (all the mathematicians are nodding their heads while the OCD people are twitching nervously in the corner) says that the king of oddly coloured farm animals does not have any obligation to write if a false piece of information needs a citation. great! now i feel like a free person! free i tell you, free! free from the prison cell i call the boundaries of untrue info. i think since im going to be the president of somewhere someday, i should have great speech here it goes: Hello great people of [name of place]! i am here to tell you; I am going to make [name of place] great again! i am going to lower taxes, but increase happiness! i am going to buy dog sweaters and bowls for people with dogs, and do some renovations on peoples tents! yes,

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navadeep stop playing chess during amaths

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navadeep stop playing chess during amaths

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Mr wee thank you for not revealing tonavadeep how to sign out

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Mr wee thank you for not revealing tonavadeep how to sign out

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Thank you Navadeep for being so smart all the time and asking smart smart questions I will surely miss you throughout the holidays

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Thank you Navadeep for being so smart all the time and asking smart smart questions I will surely miss you throughout the holidays

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Thank you Ms Loi for being a vry nice form teacher🫶🏻

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Thank you Ms Loi for being a vry nice form teacher🫶🏻

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NAVADEEP, would you like some height supplements or hormones

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NAVADEEP, would you like some height supplements or hormones

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Thanks shng yi you taught me to mix Ribena and sprite

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Thank you Benjamin,Ryan and li nian for being good friends with me in cca and try to make my miserable cca into a slightly miserable cca

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Thank you Benjamin,Ryan and li nian for being good friends with me in cca and try to make my miserable cca into a slightly miserable cca

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Thank you for being a crazy bunch And like being there to support and improve tgt even though we die every single time. Thanks for supporting each other every single time before n after training. Let’s go fly together ~reeeeena

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even tho u might not know who* am i but i rlly want to say thank you cuz ur whole existence is a blessing to me :3

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Thanks for getting beaten by me in chess every game in 3 moves💀💀💀

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Thx to a certain guy for sometimes making my life hard and sometimes making it worth living

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navadeep when are you gonna get a girlfriend

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navadeep when are you gonna get a girlfriend

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I would like to thank deep from 3D for being goofy( wishing you well to become a basketball player regardless  being half the height requirement)

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I would like to thank deep from 3D for being goofy( wishing you well to become a basketball player regardless  being half the height requirement)

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navadeep what is your secret to being so handsome

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Naenun noomoo gumawoo:) Saranghae :) thank you Jeni :)

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Thanks everyone for helping me through out this years. 

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Thanks everyone for helping me through out this years. 

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I want to thanks all of you for helping me in my studies and even tho I didn’t do well in it. But without your courage I can grantee myself that I myself wont make it in time and to also know what i am doing. I want to thank y’all for guiding me no matter i need help. Also I have make a better connection within my friends and I think I have make a right decision to be with my friends. A better connection to learnt from each other. I also have learnt how to control my own emotional feelings against my friends. All this memories are very important to me. And I hope to see and work them after my school life in dunman :)

From: Steffon
Class: 3A

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Thank you all netballers, going through difficult times in cca with me, cca is can be very tiring at times but thanks for being there, supporting me and motivating me.

Thank you to closest friends, thank for being there for me, sec 3 is not an easy year for me, thanks for supporting me and all

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toh hong ming can you make shang yi stand up every lesson

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toh hong ming can you make shang yi stand up every lesson

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Thank you to my dudes Krishna, shridar, sid and gughan for being there for me and being gd friends with me- mr k fan club

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Thank you to my dudes Krishna, shridar, sid and gughan for being there for me and being gd friends with me- mr k fan club

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guy from 3e thanks for being an awesome kyodai 💪

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To old and new classmates, for sticking with me throughout our academic journey and being amazing companions.
To Teachers, seniors and coaches, for guiding me to a brighter future, pushing me on despite however impossible challenges may seem.
To fellow CCA members, for showing me a new world of leadership and companionship :)

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You will be the best mom ever

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Thanks navadeep for being a good friend 

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Thanks navadeep for being a good friend 

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Thank you deep for being deeply calm with us

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Thank you deep for being deeply calm with us

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Thank you Reena for being such a nice friend🫶🏻

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honestly i was just sad and feeling pointless all of the time most of this year but at least its getting better

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I would like to thank the game genshin impact.

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I would like to thank the game genshin impact.

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The game genshin impact has truly been a surreal experience for me.Despite its short touch,it has truly stayed with me.The fanfiction,the ships (especially childe x zhongli) has shifted my paradigm to new grounds,letting me realise there is so much more to life than just studying.The open world environments are so beautiful,crisp and filled with life.I love it so,so much.I would marry it if I could.

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Thanks Mr Wee for being patient while teaching us math

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I am glad that I managed to make a friend with a person cuz that person also didn't have one. Person told me not to die

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honestly if it wasn’t for u guys, I would be stuck at the exact same spot. I learn a lot this year and of course I create trouble also this year, nvr happened b4 in other years.

YOU ARE THE ONE, THE ONE THAT I WANT AHAHHAHAAH- see ya next year

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thank you Mr Wee for being so calm with us 

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thank you Mr Wee for being so calm with us 

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I wont say who he is, despite the fact he is not from my class, though he thinks he is just an acquaintance, while I think of him as a friend since sec 1 for being involved in some parts of his life to help me through this mess

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thank you for covbid for letting us go obs

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thank you for covbid for letting us go obs

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Thank you mr wee for making maths easy to understand though its hard, but i highly appreciate how you make it sound so easy

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Thank you mr wee for making maths easy to understand though its hard, but i highly appreciate how you make it sound so easy

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Over this year, I have tried and failed at doing well. Every. Single. Time. I wanted an end. And a friend gave it to me in a different way from what I initially thought was appropriate for the tike. For privacy sake, all people in this story will forever stay unnamed

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Thank u for making our lives deeply meaningful with ur goofiness

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Thank you to all my same race homies for being supportive throughout the year

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Thank you to all my same race homies for being supportive throughout the year

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My friends have made this year an exciting one , even if I’ve faced certain challenges, they’ve allowed me to be more open to them and generally experience more things , thanks y’all fr

this deep heartwarming message from me

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Thank you Mr Wee for being form teacher

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Ur mom

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I luv u tchers

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Thanks

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pls if only what i was grateful for was actually in this school 

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pls if only what i was grateful for was actually in this school 

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Thank you izzat rezza and fayaz for being there for me love y’all saranghae

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Thank you npcc for giving me the “best” time in cca

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Thank you Mr Wee for being good at A maths

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Thank you Mr Wee for being good at A maths

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Thank you 3D for being a crazy chaotic class

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Thank you 3D for being a crazy chaotic class

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I would like to thank Yayaz for being so Yayaz

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Thnks for being thr for me at my lowest and highest and thank you for motivating me to do my best at everything

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Thank you to my amazing friends I have my my side throughout this whole year , it couldn’t have been better without them >•< thank you jenisha,Val,ethan,qistina, steffon,Angel , insyirah, moni , Syafiqa , alesha, nabillah , and many more :) and also I’m proud of y’all for overcoming your struggles :) :3❤️❤️

- rai👍

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To the people whom I have talked to and connected with 

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To the people whom I have talked to and connected with 

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Thank you for being my companion, thank you for being by my side. There are some whom I would like to reconnect with, and I hope you would be willing to do the same too. Because I appreciate you. 💟

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Thank you for making me suffer and making me live longer 😋😋😋😋🤪🤪🤪🤪

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coolest form teachers out there😲 thanks guys

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Hahahahha

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Thankful for cai fan

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Thank you friends of 3A to make me what I am today

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I want to thank my friends for helping me when i need help and i appreciate what they do for me.

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for making me a nerd 🤓🤓

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I thank my parents for supporting me even when I failed my exams :p

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thankyou sankran john fardeen kassril shawn elvis maisyah aaliyah n my 2 boss for helping me whenever i need help be by myside when i m down

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Thank you for my homies in 3A for being there for me during my bad times 👊🏾🤙🏾

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my friends are pretty cool so thanks guys

╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

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thank u for making me stay a little longer 🤯

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Thank you all teachers for helping me do well in my studies this year.

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Thank you arfan for being there for me at my lowest and highest.Without your motivation i wouldnt be the person i am today thank you so much arfan

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For making my life way better and supporting me truth the year

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thank you for my homies in 3A for being there for me when im at my lowest. really appreciate you both 🫰🏻

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I’m not sure if I’m thankful for Mr Lim as my form teacher,but I definitely appreciate him as my history teacher.Because of him,history has become my favourite subject.Truthfully,before getting Mr Lim as a teacher,I was always ambivalent towards the subject.However,he completely changed the way I thought about it.His teaching style and generally the way he was eager to answer our questions and inject life into his lessons has made me look forward to all of my history sessions.I genuinely think I wouldn’t have gotten an A for history if it wasn’t for the way he taught.

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Thank you mr Lim and Ms tang for putting up with our class 3G

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thank you for being so kind and always ready to receive questions from us!!

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Thank you 3G for making me a better person. 

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Thank you 3G for making me a better person. 

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Thank you Mr Lim and Ms Tang for supporting class 3G, you all have went through with us for this journey of learning and growing, so I appreciated both of your efforts being put into us.

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thank u mr lim and ms tang for being good teachers. always fun to talk to

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Thanks Mr Lim for answering all my questions throughout the year even if it is late at night and giving very detailed answers like 30mins+ of voicemails

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i am thankful for yasam betta 160 changi road importing the best betta fishes from thailand

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among us has been so supportive and benefitial

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Thank you for developing me to become a better person

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Dear 3B 2022,
I would like to express my heart-felt thanks to each and every one of you for demonstrating the persistence to not give up despite the numerous renditions in our project and the willingness to experiment with new ideas and plans along the journey.

Although we did not get the chance to execute the project as we would love too due to Covid,  I believe the opportunity to work together as a class for a common good was the best takeaway for me.

May you continue to care and share for those round you in the way that only you can.

3B rocks!

Grateful Gabriel