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Judging by the time on my imaginary clock, it looks like I must end this critique. This was such a fun experience and I wish I could continue. But Deadpool-sama must leave now. Besides I need to make a visit to our good friend Lamier to see if that burrito has finally hit his lower intestines. I'm sure it was quite "explosive." Adios my good friends. I will be back soon!

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This last and final element is for all of my Vietnam folks. The last element in my should've won an Oscar award movie is flashbacks. Half of this movie is filled of my past life. You know back when I would look for really bad people for money and rough them up. People worse than me. I know I didn't think it was possible either. It also shows the beautiful relationship between me and my dead wife Vanessa. I miss her. and the way she...ahem anyways these flashbacks are important to me and my movie as it shows the little kiddies out there that I wasn't always that much of a terrible a-hole. Only a minor one. At least I helped people. Like this girl who was being stalked by some weird pizza guy. Sucks because the pizza was pretty good. And he was pretty good looking. Here's me doing a good thing for once:

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Pizza Delivery Scene | Deadpool (2016) Movie Clip

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Now if you know me, you know I'm a huge fan of breaking the 4th wall. What is that for all you "special" people who have no idea or for those people who still have no idea who I am, well breaking the 4th wall means talking directly to the audience and interacting with them like I'm doing with you guys right now. I've also done it a ton of time in the movie. I even did a 16th wall break. I think. I don't know. But anyways, breaking the 4th wall is the most popular thing about me! Without it, I'd just become Deathstroke with two eyes. And no one wants to be that guy. Luckily my movie did this and didn't pull an X-Men Origins am I right? If you still don't know what breaking the 4th wall is, well here is a video showing it in my movie. If you still don't get it after all of this, well you might have to start question whether your parents dropped you on your head if you were a baby. Or maybe your parents are siblings. That would explain a lot:

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Deadpool: 4th wall break inside a 4th wall break

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Oh my I remember that scene. So much blood and death...such a glorious sight! But you know what makes any massacre better? Music. In fact, music makes everything better. Massacres, graduations, funerals, bar fights, jumping that one annoying hobo. Absolutely everything. That's another these this movie about me is just a complete masterpiece. So many great musical pieces in here. For instance, while I was helping with overpopulation by killing some fools, the song "Angel of the Morning" was playing although I'm nothing close to an angel. There was also that scene where me, Colossus, and Negasonic Teenage Warhead were walking in slow motion and "X gon give it to ya" by everyone's favorite dog person DMX. There was also the scene where I was giving Vanessa the good ol' tongue twister (I mean a kiss calm your hormones guys) to the romantic sound of "Careless Whisper." However! No song will ever top the rap that was made specifically for me! Not even "Allstars" by Smash Mouth could top it. Combine that with a montage of me killing even more people and you have yourself the best softcore po- I mean video ever! (man being child friendly is hard) In fact, experience for yourselves:

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You know sometimes I wonder what it's like to be drunk. My stupid healing factor stops me from ever getting that way sadly. I bet my dialogue would be way worse than what it is now. Speaking of dialogue, the dialogue in my incredible movie is 10/10. It really gets the personality of the characters. Colossus speaks like the stupidly responsible tin can he is. Negasonic Teenage Warhead speaks like the bratty teenage girl she is. And then there's Ajax. The guy who ruined my life in the first. He speaks just like the arrogant piece of trash he is. Watching that bullet go through his head and seeing his brain splatter all over the ground was so satisfying. Such a beautiful sight. Then there's me, the best thing about this entire movie. As you all know I have a very expressive and wide range of words. They don't call me the merc with a mouth for nothing. Might not be for the younger audience who give two craps about them. Anyways, if you wanna good example of me and the giant tin can's dialogue, you should watch this video:

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First of all I want to give a big shout out to one of my favorite people ever. No not those girls I picked up off those streets although if you listening to this all you have to do is give me a call....*ahem* anyways Tim Miller! You are such a great director! The way you put your artistic and visual effects into the movie made me feel some type of way in very special places if you get my drift....but anyways why'd you have to leave??? I missed being bossed around by you in the second movie! Now we have some rat looking idiot doing it and it's just not the same. Come back Timmy. Baby come back! You're all I need!

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Ah what a beautiful poster. It makes me almost not want to kill those guys who robbed me out of my freaking tacos. Too bad their still going to die....(ahem) anyways hello there all you deadpoolers and deadpool fans my name is Deadpool aka your mother's favorite person aka the best thing to ever come out of Canada. You're probably wondering where Lamier is. He was supposed to be doing this critique right? Well he's out and will be out for awhile. Why you say? Well lets just say that burrito that I gave to him earlier won't be sitting too well with him for awhile. Besides why would you want to listen to that depressed, bent spine loser when you could listen to the most amazing and entertaining thing to ever exist?? Exactly so listen up now!