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A broken drum; you just can't beat it!

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What does Santa use when he sprains an ankle? 

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What does Santa use when he sprains an ankle? 

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A candy cane

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Water

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Who's there?

Anna.

Anna who?

Anna partridge in a pear tree.

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?

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It was looking green

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Frosted Flakes!

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Yule slip.

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What do you call a wreath made of 100 dollar bills?

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What do you call a wreath made of 100 dollar bills?

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A wreath of Franklins!

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Who is a christmas tree's favorite singer?

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Who is a christmas tree's favorite singer?

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Spruce Springsteen

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To bring them a water bottle

(compliments of a 4 year old)

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Why did the scarecrow get a Christmas bonus?

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Why did the scarecrow get a Christmas bonus?

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Because he was out standing in his field

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Wrap!

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Did you hear about the man who stole the advent calendar?

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Did you hear about the man who stole the advent calendar?

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He got 25 days !!!

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How much does Santa have to pay to park his sleigh?

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How much does Santa have to pay to park his sleigh?

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Nothing. It's on the house!

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Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?

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Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?

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Rude-olph!

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Santa Jaws

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“What did one snowman say to the other?”   Do you smell carrots?

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“What did one snowman say to the other?”   Do you smell carrots?

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What did the gingerbread put on his bed?

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What did the gingerbread put on his bed?

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A baking sheet

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Why did Santa go to music school? Because he wanted to improve his wrap skills!