# data[].attributes.body
Asparagus is a mini tree that makes your pee smell bad,when you cook asparagus it makes the kitchen stink,which well stinks for everyone in the house.

# data[].attributes.body
Have you ever ate asparagus? Well if you haven't, don't. It is disgusting. It makes this weird gross sound when you touch it with your fork , and it tastes like wet socks.

# data[].attributes.body
Is my mom serious, I 'm not going to eat that green lumpy tree.

# data[].attributes.body
and fist i did not like it but when my mom told me to eat it  i said no
then i ate one it was gooood

# data[].attributes.headline
i know im supposed to eat asparagus but its just UGH!

# data[].attributes.subject
i know im supposed to eat asparagus but its just UGH!

# data[].attributes.body
I hate this moldy stuff it look's like
MOLDY BRAINS YUK.

# data[].attributes.body
Asparagus​.  I have been waiting here at the table for half an hour.  I had to eat it.  I took one bite, cold mushy asparagus down my throat.  Yuck!  I tried to pretend like it was not even there and just eat the rest of the meal, but when I

was about to get up my dad looked over at my plate and immediately said, “No, you may not go

‘till you have eaten all of that asparagus.”  I knew I was screwed.

# data[].attributes.body
That is, another boring, rainy, Saturday morning.

# data[].attributes.headline
asparagus was looking me in the eye and say eat me.

# data[].attributes.subject
asparagus was looking me in the eye and say eat me.

# data[].attributes.body
Why do people like asparagus,asparagus makes your pee smell.

# data[].attributes.body
My mom actually thought i was going to eat that. That green lumpy tree. GROSS! I nev

# data[].attributes.body
YUCK

# data[].attributes.headline
it is gross an it was evil it was evil it was asparagus. B

# data[].attributes.subject
it is gross an it was evil it was evil it was asparagus. B

# data[].attributes.body
I love asparagus

# data[].attributes.headline
NA                                                     I don't like asparagus it tastes gross I don't even like its smell

# data[].attributes.subject
NA                                                     I don't like asparagus it tastes gross I don't even like its smell

# data[].attributes.body
The smell makes me want to throw up. Even its sight makes me want to jump out of the window. I'm not talking about my brother's dirty socks, I'm talking about asparagus.

# data[].attributes.body
asparagus is my enemy I hate it it make me want to puke . my sister loves and demands my mom makes it for dinner

# data[].attributes.body
Its smell smelled like my brothers football uniform after a game.It looked like a weed from the garden.I hated asparagus right from the begining.

# data[].attributes.body
Asparagus​.  I have been waiting here at the table for half an hour.  I had to eat it.  I took one bite, cold mushy asparagus down my throat.  Yuck!  I tried to pretend like it was not even there and just eat the rest of the meal, but when I

was about to get up my dad looked over at my plate and immediately said, “No, you may not go

‘till you have eaten all of that asparagus.”  I knew I was screwed.

# data[].attributes.body
BS

# data[].attributes.body
omg asparagus is so nasty why do people like it it smells so gross

# data[].attributes.body
I hate asparagus, it smells like sweat and feet, and it looks moldy. I refuse to eat it so i have to stay at the table until I finish it, so I give it to my cat. There is no way I am eating that slimy, mushy stuff.

# data[].attributes.headline
'it was gross it was evil it was asparagus'. BS

# data[].attributes.subject
'it was gross it was evil it was asparagus'. BS

# data[].attributes.body
THAT´S y

# data[].attributes.body
The asparagus smelled like when my dog haven't showered in days...
it tastes like soapy water..it also looks like something that i wouldn't eat....it makes me want to throw up every time i see it..

# data[].attributes.body
Why do we have to eat this.?How a bout we eat some pizza.?"Just eat it or go to bed."But mom."Thats a nuf go to your room."and thats why I will never ever eat a asparagus.

# data[].attributes.body
I never gonna eat  asparagus so I sit at my table for a half an hour and thirty minutes so I left but my mom said ¨SIT DOWN HERE NOW AND FINISH YOUR ASPARAGUS! ¨ then I said ¨NO IT´S DISGUSTING!¨. Later I got grounded and I had to stay in the room for the rest of the day.