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When the rats ran past the lower school tuck shop during the whole school photo and the entire right side of the bleachers let out a collective scream

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When the rats ran past the lower school tuck shop during the whole school photo and the entire right side of the bleachers let out a collective scream

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When the tuck shop cookies used to be 40p ...smh

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When the tuck shop cookies used to be 40p ...smh

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Popping a packet of Chilli Heatwave Doritos in your blazer pocket and having a nibble through lessons xx

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Popping a packet of Chilli Heatwave Doritos in your blazer pocket and having a nibble through lessons xx

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Ms Edwards calling us out for not showing up to latin and us baitly lying to her face when we arrived

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Ms Edwards calling us out for not showing up to latin and us baitly lying to her face when we arrived

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greasley's powerpoint full of pictures of that time he sliced the top of his thumb off

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greasley's powerpoint full of pictures of that time he sliced the top of his thumb off

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rosa getting into a BATTLE with one of those weird year 8 kids in current affairs society

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rosa getting into a BATTLE with one of those weird year 8 kids in current affairs society

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instinctively whip lashing your head in the opposite direction of the shoulder you were tapped on

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instinctively whip lashing your head in the opposite direction of the shoulder you were tapped on

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fearing for the life of your feet any time you had to walk in front of lucy

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fearing for the life of your feet any time you had to walk in front of lucy

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the riveting guessing game i had with myself every tuesday morning of whether or not dave would be ill that day

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the riveting guessing game i had with myself every tuesday morning of whether or not dave would be ill that day

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plus the silent prayers all day that big band would be cancelled

also dave getting my name right roughly 5 times over the course of five years

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Lahmia interrupting for the 90th time and Miss Grace replying “I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU LAHMIA”

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Lahmia interrupting for the 90th time and Miss Grace replying “I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU LAHMIA”

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the awkward silence that ensued afterwards, absolute scenes

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Dr Nazir revealing his admiration of Trump

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Dr Nazir revealing his admiration of Trump

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When Imogen cut her birthday cake with a ruler

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When Imogen cut her birthday cake with a ruler

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ripping your tights on the lunch hall benches almost every day without fail

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ripping your tights on the lunch hall benches almost every day without fail

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when we got to mess around with those virtual reality goggle things in biology

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when we got to mess around with those virtual reality goggle things in biology

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Naayma having a hand on hip selfie as her screensaver

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Naayma having a hand on hip selfie as her screensaver

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the struggle to balance the desire for ketchup with the underlying social anxiety

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the struggle to balance the desire for ketchup with the underlying social anxiety

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ms edwards’ perplexion as i open the door to her and she discovers nawal in the wardrobe and anya locked out on the balcony

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ms edwards’ perplexion as i open the door to her and she discovers nawal in the wardrobe and anya locked out on the balcony

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bell’s body angrily rejecting running club

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bell’s body angrily rejecting running club

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the constant fear of being drowned when innocently going to drink from a water bottle

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the constant fear of being drowned when innocently going to drink from a water bottle

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Do any prep peeps remember the name of the lemon and lime drink they sold in the dining hall? Currently on wikipedia looking at a list of citrus soft drinks, pls help

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Do any prep peeps remember the name of the lemon and lime drink they sold in the dining hall? Currently on wikipedia looking at a list of citrus soft drinks, pls help

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CHRIST now you’ve bestowed your pain unto me

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being the only one in late prep when there was a power cut and mrs garner sitting on the floor with you holding a candle

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being the only one in late prep when there was a power cut and mrs garner sitting on the floor with you holding a candle

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Lucy this is tragic
thank you
what an image wow

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the school bus driving past you ignoring your awkward outstretched hand and watching the money fly away into the void

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the school bus driving past you ignoring your awkward outstretched hand and watching the money fly away into the void

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aahahhhahah omg god this brought up deep traumas, so glad I stopped by year6 ;)

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unleashing your anger out onto the shatter resistant ruler only for it to snap loudly

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unleashing your anger out onto the shatter resistant ruler only for it to snap loudly

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i was waiting for this ahhh the long lasting damage

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unleashing your anger out onto a bendy ruler

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unleashing your anger out onto a bendy ruler

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Isa recreating stomp by eating an apple and spitting it out and Mr Bloom crying in the back of the classroom

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Isa recreating stomp by eating an apple and spitting it out and Mr Bloom crying in the back of the classroom

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the contrast from simply telling belén that you didn’t want to do speaking today and her accepting her fate to your heart viciously racing as your pushed out the door into naaymers office

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the contrast from simply telling belén that you didn’t want to do speaking today and her accepting her fate to your heart viciously racing as your pushed out the door into naaymers office

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spending your first 3 years aimlessly walking in circles in GS always missing the room u want to go in on your first loop

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spending your first 3 years aimlessly walking in circles in GS always missing the room u want to go in on your first loop

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longing the day to get the number 1 secure area band

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longing the day to get the number 1 secure area band

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lydia insisting i listen to take me to church on repeat in every G13 lesson

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lydia insisting i listen to take me to church on repeat in every G13 lesson

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avoiding eye contact with every musical instrument teacher you’ve previously had

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avoiding eye contact with every musical instrument teacher you’ve previously had

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anya telling me my english lesson was in W3 only to go in to a class full of Y8s staring at me and shouting random facts about my life at me and then slowly backing out 👀 

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anya telling me my english lesson was in W3 only to go in to a class full of Y8s staring at me and shouting random facts about my life at me and then slowly backing out 👀 

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isbel and lil repeatedly singing working as a waitress in a cocktail bar except it got eerier and eerier

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isbel and lil repeatedly singing working as a waitress in a cocktail bar except it got eerier and eerier

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WORKING AS A WAITRESS IN A COCKTAIL BAARR (a cocktail bar)

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Isabel chanting “down with the patriarchy”

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Isabel chanting “down with the patriarchy”

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martha telling penny she was going to take rs gcse instead of geography and penny responding by staring in silence and then THWACKING her over the head with a newspaper

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martha telling penny she was going to take rs gcse instead of geography and penny responding by staring in silence and then THWACKING her over the head with a newspaper

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Penny tactically avoiding saying any ethnic surnames in award assemblies

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Penny tactically avoiding saying any ethnic surnames in award assemblies

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feeling a new chest wound opening up with every house music pun made by penny

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feeling a new chest wound opening up with every house music pun made by penny

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Edison's terrible acting and fake tantrums as Apollo in Mrs Chan's dumb school play

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Edison's terrible acting and fake tantrums as Apollo in Mrs Chan's dumb school play

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Lucy and Anya getting confused for sixth formers in year6

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Lucy and Anya getting confused for sixth formers in year6

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flora climbing out the window in year 10 physics

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flora climbing out the window in year 10 physics

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Exam season in G6 and 7 back before GCSEs and A levels

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Exam season in G6 and 7 back before GCSEs and A levels

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When we sang God Save The Queen and Livin On A Prayer together at lunch, were we okay?

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When we sang God Save The Queen and Livin On A Prayer together at lunch, were we okay?

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no

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penny losing her shit over those egyptian geese goslings

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penny losing her shit over those egyptian geese goslings

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barely learning anything in mrs duraku's class cos she was too busy talking about her many many children and all their great accomplishments in life even the like months old baby

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barely learning anything in mrs duraku's class cos she was too busy talking about her many many children and all their great accomplishments in life even the like months old baby

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charotte casually dousing herself in iodine 

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charotte casually dousing herself in iodine 

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flora screaming the lyrics of i don’t care, i love it everywhere she went 

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flora screaming the lyrics of i don’t care, i love it everywhere she went 

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feeling like a boss ass bitch in barracudas knowing the school’s slogan was in pectore robur and so beating the other teams at the treasure hunt 💅 

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feeling like a boss ass bitch in barracudas knowing the school’s slogan was in pectore robur and so beating the other teams at the treasure hunt 💅 

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fishy hell camp

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cgp puns keeping me alive during exam season

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cgp puns keeping me alive during exam season

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high-key hoping to get involved in a mass car crash on the way to old loughts 

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high-key hoping to get involved in a mass car crash on the way to old loughts 

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OMG I WAS JUST ABOUT TO WRITE THIS

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Swimming antics including Imogen spontaneously drowning Keelin and Nadia pushing Rosa into the pool in the middle of Miss Morrell’s explanation

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Swimming antics including Imogen spontaneously drowning Keelin and Nadia pushing Rosa into the pool in the middle of Miss Morrell’s explanation

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dr stern excitedly telling me that my hand resembles a claw

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dr stern excitedly telling me that my hand resembles a claw

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I cackle

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didn't we just straight up cut the end of a strap off one time?

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someone having that bag in year seven shaped like a radio and had built in speakers

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someone having that bag in year seven shaped like a radio and had built in speakers

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Isabel having a cold for the whole of year 11

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Isabel having a cold for the whole of year 11

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Keelin’s Superdry bag and red and black BlackBerry curve

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Keelin’s Superdry bag and red and black BlackBerry curve

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the height of fashion I'll have you know

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charlotre transforming into a tomato when non-stop coughing in chapel 

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charlotre transforming into a tomato when non-stop coughing in chapel 

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Nadia and Keelin nearly losing their lives to a cricket ball whilst carrying a table across the field

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Nadia and Keelin nearly losing their lives to a cricket ball whilst carrying a table across the field

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Mr Bourroughs regularly counting everyone at the science museum but not caring how many he counted

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Mr Bourroughs regularly counting everyone at the science museum but not caring how many he counted

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just seeing her head drop was TRAUMATISING

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Maya telling me that her MUM had analysed everyone in the squad’s sexual orientation and proceeding to share the findings, when it was baitly her own ideas (I hope)

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Maya telling me that her MUM had analysed everyone in the squad’s sexual orientation and proceeding to share the findings, when it was baitly her own ideas (I hope)

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Why is this memory so vivid wtf maya

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When Nawal and Maya had a long fight that included Nawal ripping up Maya’s letter without reading it and lots of hair pulling

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When Nawal and Maya had a long fight that included Nawal ripping up Maya’s letter without reading it and lots of hair pulling

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feeling like a badass bitch when you waved your early lunch pass at the teacher on the door

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feeling like a badass bitch when you waved your early lunch pass at the teacher on the door

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going into a classroom straight after year 9 boys and struggling to breathe from the stench

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going into a classroom straight after year 9 boys and struggling to breathe from the stench

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Grab and Go before it became an elite club you needed a subscription for

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Grab and Go before it became an elite club you needed a subscription for

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W2 -> G12/13 -> A11 -> The sixth form room with the round table

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W2 -> G12/13 -> A11 -> The sixth form room with the round table

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this is g7/g8 erasure

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How you do emoji?
no idea, copied it from the leotard one
Wow the martin centre for innovation

hi! leotard writer here, i used my emoji keyboard on my mobile device, hugs and kisses xoxox 💋

inspiring

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Maya Patterson regularly making everyone feel uncomfortable and tryna convince certain individuals that they were gay 

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Maya Patterson regularly making everyone feel uncomfortable and tryna convince certain individuals that they were gay 

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Izzy diagnosing me as a phsycopath in yr7 for no reason and making me question my sanity for the next 4 years

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Izzy diagnosing me as a phsycopath in yr7 for no reason and making me question my sanity for the next 4 years

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Ms Grace coming back into every classroom stinking of cigs

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Ms Grace coming back into every classroom stinking of cigs

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Franklin’s ‘I’m a Believer’ with trumpets, giant costumes, loud screaming and, ultimately, disqualification

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Franklin’s ‘I’m a Believer’ with trumpets, giant costumes, loud screaming and, ultimately, disqualification

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I'M STILL FUCKING BITTER OVER THIS

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the bee attack in gcse history when mrs kay just dived under her desk and lucy died right there and then

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the bee attack in gcse history when mrs kay just dived under her desk and lucy died right there and then

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that edit of a bunch of nawal's messages asking the walkers to wait just getting more and more frantic

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that edit of a bunch of nawal's messages asking the walkers to wait just getting more and more frantic

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making all the girls do steeplechase for “equality”

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making all the girls do steeplechase for “equality”

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charlotte making cookies whenever we had double latin

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charlotte making cookies whenever we had double latin

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rachel being slyly savage whenever aliya said something stupid

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rachel being slyly savage whenever aliya said something stupid

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miss risk saying she liked your top and rethinking every choice you’ve ever made

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miss risk saying she liked your top and rethinking every choice you’ve ever made

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having a hard core debate of whether to line up at hot plate 1 or 2 when they’re serving the same thing

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having a hard core debate of whether to line up at hot plate 1 or 2 when they’re serving the same thing

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henry haxby rushing back into the room during king lear jeremy kyle with a fire extinguisher and miss gillham FREAKING out about it

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henry haxby rushing back into the room during king lear jeremy kyle with a fire extinguisher and miss gillham FREAKING out about it

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charlotre’s unsettling obsession with fire extinguishers

hamish's concerningly accurate depiction of jeremy kyle

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My mum at the sixth form open evening thinking that one politics teacher was a student and asking her what she studied

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My mum at the sixth form open evening thinking that one politics teacher was a student and asking her what she studied

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the brief period in the first term or so of year 7 where you tried to convince yourself you liked forest because you didn't want to admit this was your life now

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the brief period in the first term or so of year 7 where you tried to convince yourself you liked forest because you didn't want to admit this was your life now

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unless you went to prep school in which case you were already dead inside

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literally what the fuck were the sports shorts that shit was hideous

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literally what the fuck were the sports shorts that shit was hideous

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when only four baylis people turned up at sports day in year 12

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when only four baylis people turned up at sports day in year 12

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watching aneesa going down one step and instantly collapsing and later on needing stitches on her chin

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watching aneesa going down one step and instantly collapsing and later on needing stitches on her chin

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and the pe dept then forcing you to use it if you didn't have your swimming stuff
Trumped only by having to wear a LOST PROPERTY ONE if you didn’t have ur swimming stuff
still wearing it after dropping it in a muddy puddle (:

I tried to lie to Mrs Keating that one that said PE Dept on it was mine cuz I didn't want to give her my blazer or buy a new one and turns out she's not actually that dumb...

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Mr Munir: Shalini do you believe in exorcisms? Shalini: erm...sometimes... Mr Munir: what, only on weekends?

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Mr Munir: Shalini do you believe in exorcisms? Shalini: erm...sometimes... Mr Munir: what, only on weekends?

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Rhona finishing every lesson/email/task description with “any questions, let me know”

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Rhona finishing every lesson/email/task description with “any questions, let me know”

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pheobe in the year above‘s hair getting set alight during christingle

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pheobe in the year above‘s hair getting set alight during christingle

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Kse shouting at that ‘student’ to take his coat off in assembly but it was actually a young teacher

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Kse shouting at that ‘student’ to take his coat off in assembly but it was actually a young teacher

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When we surprised dr Todd by singing happy birthday on his birthday and he told us to stop

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When we surprised dr Todd by singing happy birthday on his birthday and he told us to stop

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told? he fucking yelled his head off
emer raising her hand and counting us in like some sort of orchestra

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Charlotte getting pissed over the mind map in gcse history

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Charlotte getting pissed over the mind map in gcse history

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i still have that in my room somewhere

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CLAIM TO FAMEEEE

They fucking cut me out :((