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Today in Platteville, Wisconsin, 6th grade middle schoolers went rogue and raided the school. The poor teacher says they left to go copy some papers and when she came back everything was broken and her students were gone. the next thing she found was a ripped in half Jolly rancher bag an the ground.
Mrs. Digman had no idea where her students were. so she went looking for them when suddenly one suddenly jumped out of the janitors closet and started dancing with jolly ranchers stuck in in its mouth. Mrs. Digman screamed an a bunch of other teachers and people came running to see what was going on.

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At a conference held at the White House in Wahington D.C., Dr. Fauci just confirmed that the vaccine doesn't work. After the first people got the vaccine he stated that the cold temperatures it has to be stored at doesn't do the trick to stop spreading the virus.
When he said this the first doses were already given to people in the United States. We went to interview one of the first people that got the vaccine. She was telling us that she didn't know what she was going to do because the vaccine doesn't work. After all this time they have been lying that the vaccine doesn't actually work.

Source: www.hhpts/covidvaccine.com.co

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Covid-19 vaccine long term NEGATIVE effects!!

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Covid-19 vaccine long term NEGATIVE effects!!

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Did you know that Covid-19 vaccines have negative long term effects!? Well, studies prove that the current vaccinations cause brain swelling, and it stunts hair growth. The damage is going to be irreversible. Dr.Science, the owner of the website "MaybeHappeningNews.Com.co", quotes "Covid-19 vaccines may cause undoable damage." Although no real studies have proof of this, we believe the chemical mix of Chloraxytom, Avisantex, and Hydromalte-o2 may react to cause bad things in the human body after vaccination. Nobody knows for sure yet, due to the fact that the effects are thought to take action after 6 months, to one and a half years. Brain swelling is one of the main guesses of what's going to occur after you get this shot. Along with hair loss. A local neighbor of ours is one of our testers for this exam. The 80 year old man says "This vaccine made my hair fall out! It won't grow back either!" We think if we did an examination on his brain, it would be swelling. We still are doing further studies.-Zoey B and Nic R

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covid party in Alabama University in Tuscaloosa first to get covid wins prize of payout.    By Max and Jayden

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covid party in Alabama University in Tuscaloosa first to get covid wins prize of payout.    By Max and Jayden

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Are you a collage student in Alabama University? You better watch out because covid can apparently give you money. That's right. If you go to a covid party which is first to get covid wins payout. Covid is a dangerous virus and lots of people are trying to avoid it. It started as a rumor said Sonya McKinstry a city council member said. It makes McKinstry mad that people don't take this seriously. They take it home to old people that are vulnerable to it and it cause thousands of deaths a day. CNN has reached out to the Alabama Health Department for comment. The state has reported about 39,000 cases and nearly 1,000 deaths.
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Sources:https://abcnews.go.com/US/alabama-students-throwing-covid-parties-infected-officials/story?id=71552514
https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/02/us/alabama-coronavirus-parties-trnd/index.html

Tuscaloosa Fire Chief Randy Smith told the City Council on Tuesday that he has confirmed the students' careless behavior.

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Air Purifier Accident Causes A much Needed Change

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Air Purifier Accident Causes A much Needed Change

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After an air purifier accident in Platteville, Wisconsin the company Modify Air has said that it will make a change. At 3:10 p.m at Platteville Middle School, an old, heavy toe poster fell on top of Medifiy Airs M-40 purifier.  The purifier then fell on a student with the name of Alex Cullen. He was later found and rushed to the hospital with major injuries. "The m-40 series is really messed up," said Conner Cellellelaher. He also said that" The purifier should have a horizontal air system instead of the vertical air system." Alex requests that Medifiy Air make weight changes to the m-40 series. He also later sued the company for 11 million dollars.  Catch us next time on CNNN 11 1/2 for a story on watermelons being unhealthy for you!!!!!!

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Breaking News Donald Trump was poor before he was elected people say he spent it all on a house. His ex-neighbor Karren Smith who works for the post office said, "I saw him begging on the streets before he got elected." She also said in his garbage can there are only noodles and water bottles. Also, Donald Trump says "The reason I spent my money all on a house is that I lived in a rundown house before I bought it."
Evidence from Trump's assistant Kevin states that "Trump told me that he used to be poor." This was first discovered when he became president and his assistant from the government told the news that he was poor. Then when the news asked his ex-neighbor she also said he was poor.

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The Government/ Research.com.co

Brody, Treviona

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Among us is putting children in danger says a local police officer. Among us has only 96 hours until the ban is finalized. The reason for this devastating change in the gaming industry is because police officers have found an increased amount of knives in children's backpacks. One Chicago officer found multiple teens playing among us in real life with stainless steel knives. There are just countless examples of disregarding the law and cruelty tracing back to the game.
Because of all these horrible examples, the company has been forced to take the game down in such a hurry and give all of their earnings to charity or the government.

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Today's topic is Joe's uncle Rob accused of murder. Here is our expert witness Rob's boss Dan."Rob was a nice guy but I had to fire him because he was always late. Then after I fired him from my art museum and then he fell into hard times and went crazy. He came back 3 months later and pretended to be a tour guide and took them into the main level and pulled out his handgun and turned into a mad man. Then he came into my office after I heard pat tat tat tat tat tat tat and then he told me that if I told anyone I would be a dead man. Then he stormed out into downtown Chicago with his hoodie up running through the crowd. I had so many sleepless nights that I could not handle it until I told my wife and she kept bugging me to take it to court. They believed me but had no idea where the man was by now. Until they just recently discovered him. I'm thankful I told someone and he was served up a hot plate of justice." "Thank you, Dan, this is Brad. R, Joe.S, and Ellie. B reporting for Local History.com.co.Our sponsor today is Carl's Cuba City insurance."

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Killer Rabbits In The Wild  ------  Cara, and Hunter     

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Killer Rabbits In The Wild  ------  Cara, and Hunter     

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Killer rabbits are coming after humans for food.  Killer rabbits always come out at night, they mainly have their huge attacks when there is a full moon. Killer rabbits are everywhere in the world. Killer rabbits use their teeth to bite your throat out and they eat your guts, and blood for food. Killer rabbits eat humans because they are hungry for food, and human is there only option, because people are eating all the carrots. experts from Doctors from america, who are over this crazy news, say that they have patients who have misterius bits on their necks. Also the wood tree expecters from africa, say that they were look and checking an area when some wild rabbits ran after them, scaring them away. the health care center of the U.S.A  trying to find an adididot for the skary wild rabbits. You can check out when we have are andidots on our website, RabbitExperts.com.co. We will take care of the killer rabbits for you!

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This week in New York City an Old Lady was making a mask for her grandson. She WAS 94 and was going to die in 27 hours. Did we tell you that she needed new glasses but she thought it was too late? The old lady really wanted to make a plant printed mask for her grandson. Maybe not the right type of plant. She mistakes poison Ivy for plant printed cloth. The grandma had SOME sewing skills but the mask did not turn out to look like a mask.

Within 3 hours of wearing the mask, her grandson had a lot of rashes on his face and his neck swelled up. What ended up happening is he got transported to the hospital and was hospitalized for 5 weeks. By then his grandma died and he did not get to go to her funeral. Now, this has become a popular thing and are sold all over. Who knows maybe you have a mask made of posing Ivy or even another bad plant. Not cotton! That is all for now. See you next time on PBS kids-COVID addition.
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Hydro Flask Exposed For Using Fake Metal In Water Bottles!

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Hydro Flask Exposed For Using Fake Metal In Water Bottles!

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Hydro Flask Exposed after using fake metals in water bottles causing life-threatening diseases. Chemicals in the fake metal are affecting customers, causing diseases that could be life-threatening.

This month is when it was being first announced but investigations show that it has started ever since Hydro Flask started getting popular. They say that when things started getting big, it was too much money for real metal.

Doctors at "Mayo Clinic" find diseases in chemicals used in fake metal. Head nurse at Mayo Clinic, Sammy Dawson states, "Chemical like substances were poured into molds making the water bottles, and they have the feeling of real metal." This could be threatening in many ways.

Hydro Flask says that the metal was too exspensive so instead, they secretly partnered with a manufacturing company in China. This information was found out first by Under-armor when the water bottles started to rot the showcases that they were stored in.

In conclusion, this may cause further investigations causing Under-Armor to sue Hydro Flask.
MayoClinic/reserchears.com.co

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Masks and anti-germ gloves in Lego Sets By Evan and Gracie 

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Masks and anti-germ gloves in Lego Sets By Evan and Gracie 

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In 2019 right after covid hit the lego company decided to put masks and anti-germ gloves, in the lego set boxes so people don't get sick if covid travels in a lego set to make you safe when you are biulding your lego set.

One day in denmark a little kid got a new lego set and he found a mask and 1 pair of anti-germ gloves. His father sent a complaint and they said now during this pandemic we need you and your family safe on christmas during 2019.

In the future they will bring the masks back once covid goes away but for now they want you safe and not sick and mabye a little bit into 4 more months. They will put lego company masks in lego boxes for kids who love lego. SO if you want a masks and gloves just buy a lego set and you can get one!

Leggo.com

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Breaking News!!!!! Bill Gates Goes Bankrupt!!!!!!!!

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Breaking News!!!!! Bill Gates Goes Bankrupt!!!!!!!!

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After buying every one of his followers on Tik Tok an iPhone 12, Mr. Bill Gates has gone bankrupt. After interviewing him he says that he is very disappointed about this event and hopes to come around eventually and retake his rightful spot on the top of the Forbe's Richest List. We are looking forward to seeing Bill Gates journey to one of the richest people on the face of this earth. That's all for today we will see you back on CNN11 tomorrow for the latest news on Laser Eye Implants for Pandas!

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Bango the Bucks mascot goes rogue after the bucks lose. In a town called Millwaukee at dark about 10:30, he goes out of the stadium and gets his bucks Ferrari and says to the stadium. See you later yal I'm dipping this place. he runs over a person then he finds out it's his dad and his dad doesn't know who hit him but he is suffering very badly. Then Bango just moves on and goes to the Greek Freak's house after Guaiis signs $228 million contract.  

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Bango the Bucks mascot goes rogue after the bucks lose. In a town called Millwaukee at dark about 10:30, he goes out of the stadium and gets his bucks Ferrari and says to the stadium. See you later yal I'm dipping this place. he runs over a person then he finds out it's his dad and his dad doesn't know who hit him but he is suffering very badly. Then Bango just moves on and goes to the Greek Freak's house after Guaiis signs $228 million contract.  

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Once he arrives he gets out and is happy for Guaiis but then he leaves and starts to go off to glean. He was mad so he didn't feel like stopping but soon he had gleaned half the city already. As soon as he is soon he returns back to the stadium like nothing ever happened.

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Among us gives update to the 3 best players. 

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Among us gives update to the 3 best players. 

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Among Us updates, but only 3 people got the update. The updates include new maps, new kill animations, and new colors. It happened on December 17 at 4 am. They posted the news on their Twitter, Facebook, etc. Only the 3 best players got the update. They did it to see how the pros liked the liked it before everyone gets the update.

Gavin and Paxton

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