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happy birthday grandma
i wish for denture glue for my birthday wish

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am i pretty yet
"when you do your makeup in the dark

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"when you straighten your hair and walk outside for 2 minutes"

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" your jeans are ripped thats a dress code"
"you can't arrest me, i am the law"

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when 12:00 hits and your tired from school

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"I know they're cheetos, but they still look like a bunch of good boys"

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"Posts  this on  instragram. Wears shoes to school the next day."
" are these the new Yeezy 12s?"

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"single slice, single life"
"i may have high cholesterol but im here for a good time not a long time"
"you wanna pizza this?"
When your crush says they like pizza

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"When you find out cake exists, but your parents have been feeding you canned peas for 12 months"
"when you're on a diet for more than 12 hours"

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"When you try to pretend you're busy at work, but really have no idea what you're doing"
"someone is monkeying around"

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"I'll love you for the rest of my loaf"
"but I'm pugging hungry!"

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"I don't  'carrot' all what other people think"

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"mom was kind of impressed with my Trump art, kind of mad I wasted 9 pieces of bologna"

"too bad bologna is not orange"
"this piece of art would probably run this country better"