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OMYGOD. I finished Ignite Me, and I'm still in shock.... It's all over!!!!! >.< Maybe, if it shut my eyes real tight, there will be a fourth book.... Aww, nothing.

Anyway...

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Shatter Me is the first in a trilogy, followed by Unravel Me, Ignite Me, and two novellas entitled Fracture Me and Destroy Me. This is a frantic love triangle with lots of twists and turns, and no it is not like Twilight, so kick those thoughts to the curb.

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Shatter Me starts off in an insane asylum, the series's kick ass female protagonist- Julitte- had been locked up for 264 days, and was taken away from her family for murder charges 2-3 years prior. She lives each day in a small room waiting for escape, looking out the small window that is her only connection to the outside world. Then one day the guards throw a wrench in her abused lifestyle, she is going to have a cellmate. Except they forgot to tell her that her cellmate is a boy.

Adam Kent joined the military when he finished school, and has been in love with Juliette long before she was hauled off. Now he's back in her life, but does he remember her?

Warner is the leader of Sector 45, he kills and gives orders without mercy. That is, until he meets Juliette.

Two boys and one girl, who's name is the misspelling of Shakespeare's tragic playwright. Love is easy for most people. That is, if you can touch the person you love.

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Unravel Me is the second book in the trilogy. Juliette is free and on the run, but this time, she has help. After discovering a secret underground base, filled with people with talents like her own, Juliette finally feels a sense of belonging. But when you can kill your boyfriend with a kiss, life is never easy. And that, of course, is before said boyfriend's older brother steps into the equation. She hates one and loves the other, but only one she can touch with certainty. There is never a dull moment in the life of Juliette Ferrars.

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Ignite Me, book three, and the final addition to the Shatter Me trilogy.

The Reestablishment has taken it's toll, but the good guys have taken their casualties hard too. Especially Juliette. Separated at the end of book two, the possibility of her friends' survival are pretty slim. And with that rocky end to her first romantic relationship, the deaths are hitting her hard.

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Watch out people, Juliette is back, and out for revenge.

And this time, she's leaving the gloves behind.

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Deborah/ The Black Cat and Tell-Tale Heart reviews

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Deborah/ The Black Cat and Tell-Tale Heart reviews

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These stories (The Black Cat and Tell-Tale Heart) are both by Edgar Allen Poe, so I figured I'd do a review on them.

The Black Cat first: So, it's a short story about a guy who loves animals and he has all these pets in his house that he takes care of with his family. His favorite animal is this large black cat, which also loves him back. Basically, the guy goes crazy and does some weird stuff. In the end, karma comes and leads to his demise and the whole story is revolved around the black cat. I'm sorry, I know I'm horrible at reviews, but I really hope you read this story anyway. It is really creepy and leaves you with that oh-so-familiar icy feeling in your stomach after you finish it.

Next, Tell-Tale Heart, also a very creepy short story. This one starts out with the narrator trying to convince you that he's not crazy by telling you how smart he is and how cautious he was. He tells you the story of how he- well, you have to read the story to find out. When I finished the story (it only took me a few minutes to read) my first thoughts were "Wait, that's it?!" because it ends kinda suddenly, but also completely. I loved the stories and highly recommend that you read late at night with the lights off. :)

Again, I'm not good at writing these reviews, but I hope that doesn't matter much. :)

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I just started reading works by Edgar Allen Poe (some of them the second time) and realized it's actually really fun to read. They're creepy and kinda disturbing sometimes, but I seriously recommend you read them. Of course, there aren't only, like, ten. I have on my kindle a collection of 100 works by Poe. That is a TON of works, although a lot of them are only a couple pages long. You might have read some of them- like Tell-Tale Heart or the Black Cat- but again, there are a lot more. Once you've read a few, go over to the writer's wall and we can write depressing poetry together. ;-)

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Eliza/ All monsters must die, except the Beautiful ones

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Eliza/ All monsters must die, except the Beautiful ones

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Snow White Sorrow , by Cameron Jace. When you pick up this book forget all you know about Disney and their twisted view of "princesses". This books makes it real. This book makes it scary. The stories in this book, "They're like poisoned apples. Once you taste them, you will never think of fairy tales the same way again."

Charmwill Glimmer is the keeper to the Book of Beautiful Lies. And when he travels to a faraway place, to give the Boy Who Is A Shadow a second chance, a chain of events is set in motion--which cannot be stopped

Loki Blackstar doesn't remember anything. All he knows is that he is a half-anglel from heaven who disobeyed his "master's" wishes, and ended up falling in love with a demon girl. Now in order to ascend to Heaven he has to kill 99 demons before his 16th birthday. And that's before he's told of a vampire that is worth 99 vampires--the ever elusive, enchanting, Snow White.

On the island known as Sorrow, east of the sun and west of the moon, Snow White preys on the townspeople. She's a vampire, and her father started all the original vampire stories, which explains why most stories direct her looks to her mother wanting a child with hair as black as night, skin as white as snow, and lips as red as blood.

Snow White one, Snow White two,

Sorrow was coming out for you.

Snow White three, Snow White four,

Black as night, go lock your door.

Snow White five, Snow White six,

Blood red lips and crucifix.

Snow White seven, Snow White eight,

White as snow, don't stay up late.

Snow White nine, Snow White ten,

Snow White now killed Snow White then.

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Colors and their meanings. I did a similar one, and that was actually pretty fun. Any review you want me to type?

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That's too long-term. How about a poem prompt? And I know this is late.

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a story on time traveling though your dreams, and waking up and discovering you changed the past?

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Does anyone wanna give me a prompt for a poem or story or something? :P

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Deborah/ OMG ENDER'S GAME- the only time I fangirl

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Deborah/ OMG ENDER'S GAME- the only time I fangirl

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I LOVED THAT BOOK SOOOOOO MUCH!!!!! I cried at the end and then my mom read it and she was all like "It was happy, why did you cry?" so maybe I'm just WAY too empathetic for how Ender felt. I don't want to watch the movie because I'm afraid they made mistakes (which, apparently they did) and I would not stop talking if I saw it. So, yeah, I agree that the book was amazing.

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Sorry it took so long for me to reply! I kinda got distracted. But Daughters of the Moon, definitly sounds interesting, and I will check it out! But just so i'm positive, what's the author's name? And is the first book called daughters of the moon, or just the volume? Thanks!

And by the way, how do you like my Twilight pics?

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everyone knows twilight sucks. These are the best pics evah! and yes, i totaly did cry tears of joy and sing the song all the way through. There is a really funny image on the internet i have to get! brb

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Eliza/ One more, I really can't help it...

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Eliza/ One more, I really can't help it...

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Eliza/ Another lets make fun of twilight pic...

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Eliza/ Another lets make fun of twilight pic...

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Sydney/ book inspired movie time!  wooohooo!!!

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Sydney/ book inspired movie time!  wooohooo!!!

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Alright, so My friend wanted me to do a movie review and i decided to do it on the latest Hit: Ender's Game! Now i know what most od you are thinking, oh the movie wasn't that goo, the book probably sucks. No, just no, go sit in the corner and think about what you've done. The truth is the book is amazing, and it is a great time waster. i am only six chapters in and already notice the flaws in the movie that shoud be fixed. First of all the main charecter's name is Andrew, they never mention that in the movie. Secondly, The boy is only six, i mean seriously, if you are going to make a movie about alien's do it right... there is a reason why star trek is one of the greatest movie(s) of all time. Third, they make it seem like a kid is only being bullied, when really he was friends with the bully in the book (not the main charectar).

Any how, enough with my "Ranting" I want to discuss what the book is really about if you havn't seen the movie.

Aliens attacked earth not to long ago, almost wipping out the entire human race. Ever since a young age the military has been using kid geniuses, to see who could be the one to end the war forever. Andrew (Ender) Wiggin, is a third child, horrible in any place of standing for the newly founded earth. When a bully picks on Ender, he fights back and almost kills the boy. For Ender, it is disgusting and it is a murderer, but the military sees why Ender did it: to stop any further attacks. They soon take him to an outer space camp, where they train all of the childern to become leaders and comanders for the invasion.

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Now that I have finally done a review on twilight, I have a few choice words to describe it.

This is a collection of insults that my friends and I came up with, as well as some found on the internet. It's actually part of a whole book of insults on books and movies, but we never got around to publishing it:

*Twilight*

Some people say this is the best series ever—but we like to say the movies suck, the books are okay, and these insults are awesome!

Vampires – I kill the ones that sparkle for FREE

Only Twilight vampires wear glitter glue

Only Gay vampires sparkle in the sunlight

Real vamps don’t sparkle in the sunlight

Real vampires want to suck human’s blood

Real vampires don’t want to have an awkward relationship with a human

Real vampires don’t spend their free time kissing animals and learning how to play the piano

Real vampires spend their free time planning their next human murder

Real vampires are anti-social

Real vampires ignore civilization

Twilight vampires are only wanna bes because real vampires have fangs.

And most importantly:

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Yeah, that basically sums it up. There's some weird shizza (German for the S-word, but I'm not sure how to spell it) about werewolves and stuff and the vampire-werewolf rivalry. Anyway, I also wanted to say that when I was little, I used to read, like, 5 books at a time and they'd all be stacked up on my desk and I would just switch back and forth between them and never mix up the plots (maybe that's why I'm such a good multi-tasker now), but I was always able to stop reading a series whenever I got freaked out or bored. Here are some ones I stopped reading on: Hunger Games- I stopped halfway through, when the old man gets shot (that's just way too much for a 9-year-old); Harry Potter Series- I stopped on the second book because I got bored (DON'T WORRY, I finished it later); Matched- first book, third chapter or whatever (BOOOORRRRIIIINNNG- yawn). And yeah, I think that's basically it. Before you scold me, I have read a lot of books (like Mary Shelly's Frankenstein and Heck: Where Bad Kids Go) so I'm well equipped to be a writer, I just don't like brain-candy books so much anymore :P

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I thought than the idea for it was pretty good. But she didn't really need to go off and make it into a saga!

K, I'm getting rid of all personal opinions and bad comments...

Anyway, Twilight follows Bella Swan through her new life in Seattle. She's just moved in with her dad, when she first sees Edward Cullen at school. In her opinion he is the most gorgeous guy she has ever seen in her life, but for some odd reason he seems to hate her. One night she gets separated from her friends in the big city and is chased by some thugs. Edward saves her and afterward takes her to dinner. Where he reveals that he does, in fact, have "superpowers". Later on in the story it is revealed that he and the rest of his family are vampires. I won't say anymore just so I can leave you in suspense.

I think Meyers is actually a really good writer, I just don't like what she writes about. She actualy did a really good book, the Host. It still had some of the annoying romance factors from Twilight though.

Bye!

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I have this issue where I have to read a whole series, I can't just stop in the middle of one and never give it a second thought, which is why I just needed to get all that raving out of my system. Give me a few minutes to write a full review on it...

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Wow... I did not know that last part about the werewolf falling in love with the daughter... I mean, I thought a girl falling in love with a 100+ year old vampire was creepy...

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Eliza/ twilight vs the twilight zone(horror music insert here)

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Eliza/ twilight vs the twilight zone(horror music insert here)

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There really is no competition here, twilight zone is way better. I thought the first book of twilight was okay, but sparkling vampires? Really? It's like get a life Stephanie Myers! Now whenever I pick up a vampire book. I'm all like "here we go again!" I mean that woman has got serious issues! You have a human who falls in live with a vampire, then the human's best friend/werewolf falls in love with the human, then the human marries the vamp and has a daughter that the werewolf best friend falls in love with! It's like really?! And look at that I just summed up twilight in one technically three sentences! Whoopie!

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Yeah you should check it out! I'm more of a poet than a novelist though, my novels turn out really sappy. The wall is called writtenlies. Check it out

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Quinney, it sounds like you're a writer. You should check out the other wall that me and Eliza have; it's for writers. I write basically the opposite as you- usually about people in insane asylums or other dark story-lines and when I get bored, action and adventure.

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Yay i finally got on! i am a horible speller, so if i do anything wrong dont judge! >_< I love books and i want to own a library with comics and chapter books and all kinds! I really don't know what else to say... O.o

HFRC!!!(Holy Freaking Romainian Carp (inside joke)) Qinney, my friends and i say the exact same thing at school too! It's so true... all of them, the vampires, they're all the same... GAY!!!

anyways have'nt done hw yet, biya!

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I will defiantly check out the first book, but i will only read the second if you promise to read "Daughters of the Moon." I read it because my aunt got me into it, and she told me i had to read it. I couldn't believe that she did that when i read the first page of the book! >.< I stopped reading for about two years after that. But i took a looooonnnnnnnggggg trip a little while back and ended up reading the whole thing in just a couple days. It was only one of the many books though. I think there are over 22.

I hate twilight. As some YouTubers say, "only gay vampires sparkle..." it was on this one movie and... that isn't the point. I read the book on recommendation from a friend (before it was popular) and regretted ever wasting my life on that. The first book was okay, that was until "Oh Edward," *said in dramatic voice* "I want to be with you forever!" NO. BELLA JUST SHUT UP!!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID, UGLY BOYFRIEND!!!!!

I do like humor, so i will consider reading the book you suggested. Thanks Eliza! <(*.*<)

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Okay this is an all out romance novel(Quinney keep reading!). No it is not all romance and lovey dovey dreamy stuff. It's actually really hilarious! I think it's currently a 9 book series. And once you start you are obssessed. The characters are really just laugh out loud. There's the main character Jacque, who's okay and all but not my favorite; Sally, she's pretty funny and diffentily something else; and Jen, drumroll please, Jen is like the funniest character you will ever read about. She is admittidly very inapropriate at the worst of time, but that just makes you laugh harder! The three girls are joined at the hip, and they have so many references to movies and other books, its really hard not to laugh your head off! Heres a really mild quote as far as humor goes:

You're a Romanian werewolf prince, your dad is the werewolf king, you are bossy, possessive, and territorial by nature, which would mean, you'd pee on what you want to mark as yours

It probably wasn't the best idea for me to start this series on a two hour long trip packed up in a mini van. there was a lot of "shut up"'s during that! I forgot to mention this is a werewolf, fae, magic series. No, there are no similarities between this and twilight. There are no sparkling vamps, and idiot lovesick males who are crushing on their best friends. The Prince of Wolves is a free e-book on amazon so at least check it out, you will not be disappointed.

Have fun reading!

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O My Gosh... I totally agree with you on the ending for Divergent! I loved the first two novels! But as soon as I read Allegiant I hated Veronica Roth! I went on Amazon and I was LOL! her ratings for the first two are 4.8's, and Allegiant is 2.8! I mean seriously, killing off characters is not a good way to improve your publicity! And SPOILER ALERT! I imagined it went something like this: Well congrats! You made it past the bombs, 60 guards armed with revolvers, and the death gas that can kill everyone except you! Now meet the hardest test of all... Death By A Guy In A Freaking Wheelchair!!!!!!!!

I don't get how you can't like romance novels, but I really shouldn't say anything considering I just got interested in them this past spring. The thing I love about romance novels though is when the author puts two people together who are polar opposites, and I spend half the book laughing at their misfortune! I just read a really good novel recently that I think you would like, admittedly it's a romance novel, but it is heck as hilarious, its one of the first reviews I did, It's all the way down there at the bottom. It's called American Girl on Saturn, and my brother was literaly banging on my door just to get me to shut up from laughing so hard! (Not that it helped or anything).

I am not joking when I say I'm a total book nerd, If you want something really good to read, check out the Throne of Glass series(first review, so it's all the way down there). Since it's all about assassins, there is alot of revenge, betrayal, and all of that other fun gory stuff. It doesn't get any romance until the end of the third "book" the Assassin and the Underworld. Heres a few of my favorite quote from that series:

She was a criminal--a prodigy at killing, a Queen of the Underworld--and yet... yet she was just a girl sent at seventeen to Endovier... But she-- at seventeen-- had gone to a death camp. And survived.

The sword whined as she drew it from the stand and held it in her hands. It was a good blade--strong, smooth, light. They wouldn't let her have a butter knife on her table, but they gave her access to this?

She wouldn't mind working with him--but not in the way Roland meant. Her way would include a dagger, a shovel, and an unmarked grave.

She tipped her head back and gave the moon a wicked smile. She'd been called Adarlan's Assassin for a reason. Dramatic entrances were practically her art form.

As you can see, I do a lot of highlighting! Hope you check it out, this is definitely one of my top favorite series!

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It really ticks me off when people put characters together. It's like "get a life people." they could have much better things to do when they aren't fantasizing. It sucks that today teens all want the romance, so i must buy superhero comics (not that I'm complaining, i love superhero's... and comics!) to stay away from "the thrill of first love." Reading that stuff makes me want to vomit all of the food i had for dinner. (I don't eat a lot of dinner, so it would probably just be stomach acid and liquid. o_o

also i DO NOT FANGIRL! over anything... just so as you know...

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Wow, now i really want to read all of these books. Good job! It takes a while for me to really get into books, but if i like the first one, i will read the whole series. I also hat romance, unless it is a Rom-com movie. Those are the best! nothing ever turns out right and i find it so funny. I am a very humerous person and love a good laugh.

Anyways, that is getting off topic.

What I like to write as well, something about making up your own world, knowing of the conspiracy behind the scenes, and having multiple tricks up your sleeve just thrills the mind. I usually write action and adventure. However, when i have a writer's block, i write horror stories about people from an insane asylum.

Most of the time i feel the need to read multiple books at once because i am so over whelmed by the story plots it gets me thinking: what if these stories were combined? what would the outcome be? It is a great way to spend your time.

Have you heard of Divergent? I highly suggest it. it is very similar to the hunger games, however the ending is for lack of a better word, a piece of $#!T. Sorry if you guys do not like how i blotted out, or even used that word. Some underage people do not need the extra "Vocabulary."

*yawn* Well, homework is rough tonight, and i am a huge procrastinator. I have got to leave. Huge test this friday.... Hope I don't bomb it!

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Sounds interesting, I will definitly look it up!

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I know this great book with NO romance, but it's hilarious (well, to me anyway). Heck: Where Bad Kids Go is seriously one of my favorite books and I believe EVERYONE should read it.

Basically, it's about this brother and sister who get blown up (long story) and go down to Heck, which is where kids go when they weren't very good alive. So the entire book is about them trying to escape and I laughed so hard while reading it (I hate crying while reading).

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I hate fake romances, they make me sick. I also hate when people stick two characters together because they think it's "cute". ( :P) Bleh. I like writing instead.

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This is a series by a particularly favorite author of mine, Dianne Duane. She writes these amazing books that center around New York City, and the magic of the universe that surrounds it.

The first eight books in the series have zero romance in it, I'm not joking. I got hooked on these when I was eleven, and am still obsessed with them.

The story stars Nita Callahan, the bullied self proclaimed book-geek of a NYC middle school (I think). When she is running away from a particularly cruel group, she hides in the library. This is where she finds the book. It's a book on magic. In order to become a wizard, you have to pass an ordeal. At first, this all seems like some big hoax. But after Nita first witnesses a boy speaking in an unearthly language, sees a white hole, and gets sucked into a portal that leads to an alternate dimension--it does actually seem real.

Admittedly, the story has a bit of an odd beginning. But oh sweet heaven, I love this series more than Harry Potter. It's currently a nine book series, the tenth book coming out next year(I will die before that!!). Granted the main-character is eleven, but it rocks! The rest of the series follows her career in wizardry all the way through high school.

The One's rule shall end! (SYWtbaW reference!)

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That sounds like and interesting story, will definitely check it out. It sounds a lot like a book that I read a few years back and really enjoyed, give me a few minutes to write a review on it...

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mortal instruments is a great story, but i prefer the Septimus Heap books. They are really great and don't have any romance in them. (my favorite type of book!) consider checking them out. The books center around a boy who was stolen from his family when he was just a baby, and soon later was forced to joint the young army. When he was twelve, he got caught up helping wizards and met an old friend along the way. I won't spill anymore about the first book. Just read the first book and tell me what you think. The others that follow are amazing, packed with adventure. If you don't read it "I know where you live." not really, but i highly suggest these.

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I just remembered an amazing book-- Everblue. I'm the type of person who loves anything from Dragons of Pern to college-level romances. And this is stretching the limits. What's the first thing you think of when you imagine mermaids? Certainly not redheaded human swim team gals, am I right? Ashley is in high school and is crushing on her best friend's hot brother--Fin. Little does she know that the brother and sister twins come from a longline of mer, people who live deep under the sea. The mer have something similar to weddings, just a lot more deep and sentimental, promising. The second they lock lips the deal is done. Promising binds two mer souls together for the rest of their lives, and once promised nothing can break the bond, nothing but death. So when Fin finds Ash drowning in the lake, there's only one way to save her--mouth-to-mouth. Promising between a mer and a human is looked down on. And once promised, it hurts to be separated. Two different worlds intertwine in this deep blue romance trilogy. Three couples who are destined to be together, but one thing separates and binds them all-- the Promise.

Hook, line, and sinker. They never stood a chance.

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I like my version better, no way am I changing it!

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Zebra/ why I suggested that part of the poem

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Zebra/ why I suggested that part of the poem

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I do not sit around eating only hay. I suggested that instead of me sitting and eating hay, I read creepypasta and stayed up all night, not and.

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I'm sure all readers know where that quote comes from... the Hunger Games. The Hunger Games was just recently made into a movie(last year actually) and it's sister film Catching Fire came out just a few weeks ago. I loved the first book, I thought it was a wonderful adventure novel where the hidden moral was all about family. I don't know if anyone else recognized it but it was there. The obvious theme though was to always have hope. That particular theme goes on through the rest of the series. There were quite a few things that i didn't like about the movie though. It bugged me to hades that they didn't have Madge give Katniss the pin. I know that wasn't exactly necessary, but in my mind I thought of it as a symbol. That hope is passed from person to person, despite the little impact they have on one another's lives. (SPOILER ALERT) And if they die we continue to fight and hold onto the hope that was passed onto us. And we continue to pass on hope. My personal favorite in that series was Catching Fire, I think I liked it better because it brought back characters and put them in a similar environment, but still unique in its own way. I tried to love Mockingjay, I really did, (SPOILER ALERT) but I hate it when an author has to kill off a character to add tragedy. I'm pointing to both Prim and Finnick here. And I want to know, am I the only person out there who laughed through tears when Prim died? Yeah, I get she died and all, but I found it ironic that Gale, who is trying to win Katniss's, heart ends up killing her sister. Okay, that came out kinda blunt. But it is true. I did like the rest of the book besides those small details. But I have a bit of a biased opinion. Suzanne Collins had written another series for a younger age group which I had read a few years before and immediately fell in love with--Gregor the Overlander(I'll do a review on that later). I do have a favorite part in Mockingjay, when Katniss was singing the Hanging Tree song. And I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who likes to hum that song. The nice thing about it is that there is no tune and you can sing it to whatever tune you like. I like to imagine it was intended to be a lullaby, and hum it like that. Overall I thought it was a great adventure novel, but believe the genre when it says young adult. And try to keep the movie away from anyone who is under 10, and doesn't have any idea that there is a def for drunk that is not the past tense of drinking a glass of water.

May the odds be ever in your favor

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I'm gonna sign off in a bit, any last minute review requests?

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Well isn't that wonderful... Jeffery, Zebra, Deborah, I'm so sorry. I understand now why you have such a twisted view of romance... tsk tsk...

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Who hasn't read the Giver??? I read it in school when I was in 4th grade, along with The Cay (I think that's what it's called). Of course, I also ready Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, so maybe I'm just weird...

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Nah, it's okay. I've already got one. :)

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I knew I would win eventually!

You seem a little bit whacko Jeffery...

Do I need to take you shopping? Cause I know this adorable shop in town, that a bunch of old people go to, don't worry there's some people our age too. And they sell these amazing jackets... what's the brand again? Oh, yeah, they're called straight jackets. Do you want a white or black? Know what? I'll put in a special order that's white with black stripes just for you!

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Give me a sec to change it...

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... wow ... I'm still not a horse with stripes. Nice metaphor, though. How about "A creature of dark and a creature of white/ reads Creepypasta and stays up all night"

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Black and White

No colors before

Behold the animal

That all others adore

For she is unique

In colors to tell

Of stripes and strips

Paper and pen do dwell

To describe her is imposiblee

For she is thee

A creature of dark and creature of white

Reads Creepypasta and stays up all night

She is of stripes and will forever stay

Something that sits, and eats nothing but hay

So be unique, as you truly are

For you are a Zebra

For that you are.

I know it's beautiful, enjoy it I just made a special effort for you. Now that review... all in all I found the Adventures of Curious George bland and distasteful. It seems very stereotypical that all monkeys are curious, and all men who own monkeys wear yellow hats. And on top of that all the stories seemed to end the same, the man in the yellow hat paying for all the problems that George caused. The only moral of this story is that if you want an adventure do something bad and try to injure yourself and others in the process.

So Zebra, what do you think of that?

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And if it makes you feel better, I'll include a review all about non-romance novels. No matter how hard it is... Curious George here I come.

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And striped horses are so majestic... theres probably a book out there about zebras, know what I'm gonna do! I'm gonna write a poem about you, entitled Ode To My Zebra.

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I don't really care if they're majestic or not, they don't have much of a conscience and the most they do is run from predators (at least in the wild). I would much rather be a human than a zebra, so if you want to call me a nickname, call me Jeffrey. That's my nickname because it's the main character's name in one of my stories.

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Shame on you...(can I call you Zebra? I have a friend I like to call Zebra) how can you hate romance? I love the tradgedy of it all, and I love to insult the couple afterward for taking so long to get together, and it's even funnier if they aren't meant to be! but sometimes, they are just so perfect for each other!

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This is my first time writing on this, so I'm not exactly sure how it works. If I did it wrong, then I'm really sorry. What I'm sorry about more, though, is my hate of romances. I don't know why, but whenever I think of a romance in a book or movie, I want to puke. I guess it's just because they're so shallow and not at all like my idea of a perfect romance and if it was my idea of a perfect romance, I would be jealous. They are usually really shallow, too, and make your brain shrink (which is my worst nightmare). So, yeah... I have explained my feelings, you can shun me now. :/

I am not a striped horse, you cannot call me Zebra.

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Unfortunatly the date of the third throne of glass novel has yet to be revealed. But in the meantime, Sarah has released a beautiful cover of the collection of all novellas to grace the shelves March 13, 2014! Cool huh?

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Need it even be said that we fangirls survive off of written words and half empty tissue boxes?

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I know it's probably a little bit freaky at how much I can type on a weekend, but I was bored and needed something to do. and besides it's dark here and I've been wanting to do a book blog or something for awhile. And this was perfect!

I want to do one last review before I turn my computer off for the next few hours, and here it is... Matched.

If you don't like romance novels stop reading this post now. Matched is a full blown, all out romance trilogy. I loved it, but it can be a bit confusing, so let me enlighten you. This story is set in a future utopia. Every part of your life is planned out for you. The Society(the government) decides what you do, what you eat, your health, who you marry, how many children you have, and when you die.

Cassia is in love with her best friend and hopes against all odds that they will be matched. And guess what they are! But when she gets home and is looking at the information all about her Match, something odd comes up. A different person's name and picture.

So be prepared when you pick up this book, you will be blown away by this futuristic love triangle, as Cassia tries to decide between safe and perfect, and dangerously mysterious.

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I really have nothing bad to say about this series, I though it was beautiful and nothing related to thoose long cycling book series like Warriors with all the same endings.

It's a new turn on looking at the world of demons and angels, suggesting at an opposite view of the world where dark, light, and mundane meet.

The series stars Clary Fairchild who is reluctantly dragged into the world of shadowhunters when her mom is kidnapped by a few of them. As the series goes on she feels strangeley connected to the ever alluring Jace (don't wanna put his last name cause that would be a major spoiler). It is currently a five book series which as of presently (Dec 8th at 4:54) will be concluding in 169 days, 7 hrs, 5 min, and 28 sec. If you decide to read this series, I will personaly welcome you as one of the obsessed. So congrats, and read on!

17 seconds... 16 seconds... 15 seconds...

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Eliza/ response to Nikki's "for a start"

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Eliza/ response to Nikki's "for a start"

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I have not read the giver, but I will take a look at it. And Seriously? You have not read City of Bones? Or Matched? Gurl... I have a countdown for the sixth book of the Mortal Instruments on my phone! Read it, or I will hunt you down for not having read my favorite series, and believe me- I do not lie(okay that's a bit of a stretch). If it helps you to read it faster, give me a few minutes to write a review on it.

TTYL!

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I'm proboably the only person in the world who can laugh at mockingjay and cry watching Marvel's Captain America. Seriously? What's up with my tear ducts?

And OMGosh, I have had my brother walk in on me reading Allegiant and I was a complete mess--I had thrown my kindle at the wall and was rocking back and forth on my bed hugging a pillow( which I then threw at him).

And another time I was reading Prince Tennyson(I'll do a review on that later), and she actually says in the synopsis that you will need a box of tissues. I didn't believe her and ended up walking out of my room, snot dripping and completely red in the face and whimpering. Flattering, right? As a warning: if an author tells you to get a box of tissues, you get it!

And also if you get emotional over books, lock yourself in a room and excuse yourself from soceity for the next few hours while you read.

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Let me set something straight.. I'd kill for a good ending to a good person. I'll go through a box of tissues for a good end to a good story, but would go through the knife drawer in my kitchen if I read a crappy ending, or a death of one of my favorite characters. My best reason for having a messy room is this: book rage. Yes, we all know there is such a thing.. where you end up demolishing everything around you after reading something that wasn't what you wanted... just hope your mom doesn't come in while you are in tears and throwing stuff around your room.. how do they respond to that? Of course, for moms, every time you are dying over something, it has to be  a guy at school, doesn't it? So, good luck you guys, and wish me the same. My tissue boxes will serve me well!

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About to read The Giver, any thoughts? Also, one movie I love but saw the movie before ( and still haven't) seeing the movie is The Golden Compass. I died just watching it! Not sure yet if I should read it, since I am going to be soon binging on some books for Christmas. I know I'm going to buy City Of Bones, while I am going to borrow, from others ( I am quite behind as far as books go), The Fault In Our stars, Divergent, The Perks of Being A Wallflower, and I have to finish Matched. I also have to Finsih the series to Bad girls Don't Die, and the next two books are: From Bad to Cursed, and As Dead As It Gets. I'M HOOKED. If I'm found dead on my roof with a camera in my hand, you better believe it.

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Boybands are book worthy too!

FYI, I am not just some sardistic killer of little girl's dreams when I say I love reading books about assassins, I also am, like, an extreme romance lover. I try to keep this part of me hidden at dinner conversations though. Just imagine trying to explain teen romance novels to your parents and 9 yr old brother. *shudder*.

Anywayy... back on topic. Just read an awesome novel called American Girl on Saturn by Nikki Godwin. Love it! But heads up, so so deep. I mean they seriously have fifteen minute conversations about the meaning of colors compared to fire. But that makes me love it even more! Cause thats my life in print!

The main character is one eighteen yr old Chloe Branson who is about to have a 0% chance at a summer social life. Her dad is a Secret Service Agent who offered to have the Canadian boy band- Spaceships Around Saturn- crash at their house. This is where Saturnite hottie (aka Milo) comes in. And can I just say that Chloe is totally star-struck.

This is a laugh out novel that will have you LYAO, and I mean it. The boys are amazing, but they are no match for the Branson sisters. Particularly 17 yr old Aralie, who I swear has a temper as hot as h***.

There is mild cussing due to the presence of 6 yr old Emery. And all inappropriateness is kept to a low level, except for one particular point in the story where Emery spots Milo(who just came from the pool and is wearing a towel) sitting on Chloe's bed helping her fix her computer. She then proceeds to run out of the room screaming at the top of her lungs "Milo is naked in Chloe's room!". Thus embarasing Chloe to galaxies beyond Saturn and back.

Check it out, and Enjoy!

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Do victims of this series need a box of tissues?

I wasn't joking when I said that killers don't deserve happy endings, and it's true. Well, at least they don't deserve happy backstories. Celaena Sardothien has got to have the saddest backstory I have ever heard; and believe me when I say her life doesn't get any better:

When she was eight years old she woke up to find her parents dead beside her. Knowing someone had killed them, she ran away soaked in blood and was found by the Assassin King--Arobynn Hamel. She was trained by him to become Adarlan's Assassin alongside her long thought nemesis in her line of work--Sam Cortland (can I say swoon?!). The two of them are sent to deliver a message to the Pirate Lord, and discover a black market slave trade going on.

I don't want to say anymore but I will say than Celaena hates slavery. This is an epic adventure story in another land, and the places and names take some getting used to, but the story is amazing and I loved it. The rest of the books follow Celaena Sardothien along her killing spree through this medieval styled world, where magic stays hidden and friends plan to kill you. If you get really into books and can become very emotional and attached to characters like I do, I suggest wait awhile to read the Assassin and the Empire.

Have fun reading!

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First book Recommendation!

Throne of Glass is currently a two book series with four prequel novellas. The books go in this order: the Assassin and the Pirate Lord, the Assassin and the Desert, the Assassin and the Underworld, and the Assassin and the Empire; the Throne of Glass, and the Crown of Midnight. The two arcs can be read before or after the other, it really doesn't matter; but it can be a bit confusing so I suggest reading the Assassin novellas first. I read all of these on my kindle and the novellas are 2.99 each, the others range from 5 to 9 dollars and are much longer. In my opinion, both arcs deserve 5 stars, but do not be fooled--any story involving assassins does not deserve a happy ending. The Throne of Glass arc is still in progress, but the Assassin arc isn't. I'll do a synopsis in my next few posts so this one doesn't seem to long and intimidating. Hope you check them out!

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Hello! This is my first wall on this website--and as you can see, totally public. I think this will be fun, but since this is after all my first time, there will be a few issues and typos. This is gonna be completely dedicated to books, and book-inspired-movies. You can post whatever you want on this topic, I really don't care. Just please, stay away from any perverted and vulgar comments. Thanks! And have fun!