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What do you call a teacher without students?
Happy

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Two pretzels were walking dahn the street....one was a salted...LOLOLOL

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Two pretzels were walking dahn the street....one was a salted...LOLOLOL

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A mice-cream cake!

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I would rather not talk about the elephant in the room.
It's irrelephant

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I decided to give away all of my old dead batteries....free of charge

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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. 

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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. 

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Chewie

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What kind of dog likes baths? A SHAMPOODLE

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma?
A: G u nit?

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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

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Fo drizzle.

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Why do people often look at dogs and say "Poor dog"?

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Why do people often look at dogs and say "Poor dog"?

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Cuz dogs don't have any money.

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What do you get when you put ice in your dad's bed?
Cold pop.

Ps. I actually did this when I was a kid.. my dad did not find it funny.

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Why did Beethoven dislike his chickens?

because they kept saying Bach Bach Bach

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9

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Why do bees have sticky hair:
Because they use honey combs

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The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work

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Q: Hey! Guess who I saw yesterday?
A: Everyone I looked at.