# data[].attributes.body
I just made Ares BLEED!!! Also I sorta want to finish him off

#WeirdDay

# data[].attributes.body
Hi guys that was the weirdest thing ever I just had a fight with a god.

#whydothesethinghappen

# data[].attributes.body
Hey guys! Today I battled Ares and I won! It was a tough battle though. It’s hard to believe that I battled Ares and won! Also Ares sunglasses were on fire! #AresGlassesWereOnFire!!!

# data[].attributes.body
I just beat Ares, God of War!  Things are going a little better for me (sort of)

#Ares,godofboar

# data[].attributes.body
I just fought Ares and got the helm of darkness AND kept the master bolt from Ares. Also who knew Ares could make fire out of nowhere?

#FIREPOWER

# data[].attributes.body
Hi! Today I got into a sword fight with Ares. That’s pretty much all I did. I stabbed in the big toe.

#NoMoreToes

# data[].attributes.body
I just beat the god of war.. In a war! So excited can’t believe it.  Cops were there saying “Drop the gun” what does he mean.

#OMG

# data[].attributes.body
What up my mans today I walked I between a Rottys legs and it was kind scary. Anyways Cerberus likes red rubber balls apparently.#Dogo_life

# data[].attributes.body
Whats up my dudes so today I FINALLY got to the under world and it was creepy.

#CREEPY

# data[].attributes.body
Oh, so now I’m the thief huh?

#Ididn’tdoit

# data[].attributes.body
Turns out you can teach an old dog new tricks.

#whosagoodboy

# data[].attributes.body
Just saw what was inside of the Underworld. #cool

# data[].attributes.body
So we made it into the Underworld and we were chosen to go to the Asphodel fields so when I die I want to be in the Fields of Elysium #goals

# data[].attributes.body
So we made it into the Underworld and we were chosen to go to the Asphodel fields when I die I want to be in the Fields of Elysium #Ihavehopefortherichplace

# data[].attributes.body
ADOPTING A BIG DOGGO WITH THREE HEADS????? Get a big FAT red BALL. #SUGGESTIONS

# data[].attributes.headline
What is up  you guys it me Percy and I am so surprised that we made this far.

# data[].attributes.subject
What is up  you guys it me Percy and I am so surprised that we made this far.

# data[].attributes.body
#ISTILLSTANDING

# data[].attributes.body
went to the Underworld and came back…. Well, now I am as good as hercules. #MECOOLTHATWAY

# data[].attributes.body
GROVER CAN TURN INTO A FLOWER?! He never told me that.  More on that later. No friend has betrayed me so far, but maybe it is GROVER THE FLOWER!

#GrOvEr ThE fLoWeR

# data[].attributes.body
Today I got to see my mom but I could not hug her because she was hot as the sun #sad

# data[].attributes.body
Just saw what the underworld look like. #creepy

# data[].attributes.body
Hades accused me from stealing his helm of darkness.

#HelmOfDarknessIsLikeTiarra

# data[].attributes.body
Ok so...Apparently the master bolt was in my backpack. I think maybe my grandma put it in there because I swear I saw her in the Fields of Punishment. I think she got put there because she sent me to meh room when I stole her cookie.
#I'mGettingSickOfOldPeople

# data[].attributes.body
Sup Percy fans. Guess what Hades didn’t steal the Master bolt and Ares stole the helm of darkness and the master bolt

#AresAJerkEvenTheRockAgres

# data[].attributes.body
Hey people! Today I saw the super scary Hades. Just kidding, he’s not scary. I escaped in a pearl bubble! Then we knocked down a surfer dude and he said DUDE! #ASurferGuySaidDUDE!!!

# data[].attributes.body
I RODE IN A BUBBLE!!! #SUNSHINEBUBBLES
I also used too much caps lock on dis won :3

# data[].attributes.body
I NEED to find Hades helm of darkness. Sorry about the earthquake.

#wasn’tme

# data[].attributes.body
WHO IS CHARON?

He totally stole Chiron’s name.

RUDE! BTW Grover looks like a possessed lawn mower again. OH NO

#SaVe Me PlEaSe

# data[].attributes.body
Ok so I just met @NotChironDude and @IHas3Heads Also @WiseGirl went to obedience school. Anyway I saw lots of dead people. I think I also saw my grandma

#MyGrannyIsDead

# data[].attributes.body
Sup Percy fans. Annabeth went to obedience class.Who new that tree headed dogs like red rubber balls.

#redRubberBallsForLife

# data[].attributes.body
Hey guys! So, I went to the Underworld! I saw the polluted River Styx. Yucky! Annabeth made a new friend! The one and only Cerberus! We ran past police and now we are on the run in the Underworld! #Let'sPlayFetchWithCerberus!!!

# data[].attributes.body
WHO WANTS TO PLAY WITH A GIANT DOG NAMED CERBERUS? MEEEEE

#BIGDOGGY

also I used too much caps lock :3

# data[].attributes.body
#Bestfriendsforlife

Today my friend made friends will the pet of the dead

# data[].attributes.body
Today I went i to the underworld and there are dogs

# data[].attributes.body
Whats up? Me Percy. I’m in the Underworld! Just trained a Cerberus!

#HELP

# data[].attributes.body
Hi guys! Today I snuck into the underworld and @WhyYaAlwaysDrooling played with a big dog.

#GoooodBoy

# data[].attributes.body
#StrechDude

THis guy had Annabeth lay on beds and he stretched them.

@LifeIsFun.com #sarcasm

# data[].attributes.body
So today I was at the Lotus Casino and it was awesome but we had to leave because of our quest we FORGOT about. Oh and BTW we were there for 5 DAYS.

# data[].attributes.body
So this stretcher dude tried to stretch us to death today.#ME_TALL

# data[].attributes.body
Just was in the best hotel on earth and got a credit card that has infinite money. #richlife

# data[].attributes.body
Hi! Love this hotel. Has a bunch of games. We got infinity money! $$$$$

#givememoney

# data[].attributes.body
nWant to get a half discount on your water beds? Go to Crusty’s water bed pals. JK IF YOU SEE HIM RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

#WaTeR bEd= EvIl

# data[].attributes.body
Today I was in a car with animals and we went to a nice hotel but we were there for 5 days and we only 1 more day to get the guest.    #oh on

# data[].attributes.body
PEOPLE GET OUT OF THE LOTUS CASINO RUNNNNNNN! ITS GONNA KEEP YOU IN THEIR FOR ETERNITYYYYYY! #GETOUTWHILEYOUSTILLCAN

# data[].attributes.body
Hey people! Today I swam in the ocean and got some pearls that are so called magical. We got tricked by a guy that sells water beds. #LosAngelesCrazyThings!!!.

# data[].attributes.body
So I found this bed place and the guy there is named Crusty when he is actually named of a titan the stretcher and my friends are taller from his beds.#theirbonesgrewslowerthanthebedsstretcherstretchedtherebones

# data[].attributes.body
Want to get a half discount on your water beds? Go to Crusty’s water bed pals. JK IF YOU SEE HIM RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

#WaTeR bEd= EvIl

# data[].attributes.body
just met crusty the lizard and I cut his head off on a water bed.

#WhoWould’veThought

# data[].attributes.body
Hey guys! So we rode on a smelly kindness zoo transport truck. I feel so bad for the animals. I am glad that Grover put that spell thing on them. #WeSavedSomeAnimals!!!

# data[].attributes.body
I just met the best worst arcade/hotel ever, but it did last forever.

#caseenoone

# data[].attributes.body
So I just gave some taxi driver infinite money so sad#IJUSTGAVEMYMONEYTOATAXIDRIVERMESOPOORNOW

# data[].attributes.body
Do you ever want to go to a place where you want to get taller. Go to CRUSTY’S WATER BEDS. DON’T HE IS EVIL. My friends got taller by sitting in a water bed

#THERWASCRUSTYWATER

# data[].attributes.body
I went to a casino and got A CREDIT CARD THAT DOESN"T RUN OUT

#UNLIMITEDPOWER

# data[].attributes.body
Wanna get taller? Go to crusty´s water beds!!! ACTUALLY DONT HE IS A DEMON. HE WILL STRETCH YOU TILL YOU MEET HADES. #EVILWATERBEDS

# data[].attributes.body
Yo! Today @ShinyPearls gave shiny pearls.  Yay? ALso, I got attacked by @IamEitherBraveOrStupid. Then @PizzaCrusty tried to sell me waterbeds.

#Squirty

# data[].attributes.body
Sup Percy fans. I shopped for deadly water beds. Listen kids water beds are DANGEROUS

#BedsAreDangerousTheyWon'tLetYouSleep

# data[].attributes.body
GUY TRIED TO TRICK ME INTO GETTING TRAPPED INTO A WATER BED BUT I TRICKED HIM.#PAYBACK

# data[].attributes.body
Today I went to the store water beds. #wiggly

# data[].attributes.body
HI! I HATE water beds! Don’t go to Crusty’s! He will harm you. He will cut you or stretch you.

#becareful

# data[].attributes.body
Sup Percy fans. I just freed a zebra.  Also we went in a hotel that will keep you there forever.

#HotlesAreDangoures

# data[].attributes.body
Everyone at the casino is eventually going to end up like @BeAn MaN aka SmElLy GaBe. I think I might puke.

#GabeBeStinky

# data[].attributes.body
I just met groovy Disco Darren from 1977. Also I did not get attacked by monsters today!!! Well technically the last 5 days. I have $10000000000000000000 on my neverendin credit card

#I'm rich

# data[].attributes.body
#ThatBoyPercy

Ok so now Im even more wanted because they think I blew the hole in the St. Louis Arch

@IḿACriminal.com

# data[].attributes.body
What the hack happened why would he trick me. He should  be the king of lying.

#IFOUNDTHEKINGOFLYING

# data[].attributes.body
So I just went through the tunnel of that was NOT the tunnel of love and Ares tricked us.#LETS_HAVE_A_TALK_ARES

# data[].attributes.body
Just went in a love ride that was very loving. #odd

# data[].attributes.body
#IHateAres

Ares sent me out to go find his shield and there were traps and all sorts of crazy things going on and we were being streamed right to Olympus

# data[].attributes.body
Ares bought us some cheeseburgers YUMMMMMMMMMM

#Yummy

# data[].attributes.body
Just got tricked and attacked by spider bots.

#
ITS A TRaP

# data[].attributes.body
Hello People! So, I literally ran into the one and only mighty Ares. Just kidding that was a joke, he is not mighty at all! I had to get his super important shield. I got into a trap. I rode the love ride with Annabeth! We almost crashed into a gate. Such a fun day right? NOT!!! #TodayWasSoFun,NOT!!!

# data[].attributes.body
Sup Percy fans. A god just bought me a burger also embraced us check Chanel 49.

#TvFamous

# data[].attributes.body
Well, Hephaestus made a trap, or maybe Ares made a trap, but we made it.

#dumbAres

# data[].attributes.body
Today I went to a carwash  and got WET making Iris messages. I also got to eat a yummy chezburger again but went into a ride that was.... A TRAP made by Hephaestus

#It’sATrap

# data[].attributes.body
#Percygottricked

So today was a weird day because I met two gods and one thought I was a god.

# data[].attributes.body
What is up my mans. Today I talked through rainbows and had to get a Ares’ shield. Then I went through the tunnel of love with Annabeth.

#NoRomance

# data[].attributes.body
I was made a tv show for Mt Olympus in the place where Aphrodite and Ares were kissing #HEPASTUSYOUWEIRDO

# data[].attributes.body
Ok so god o' war just tried to kill meh. Boi he is dead. Also Olympians just saw me and Annabeth on the Thrill Ride O' Love. Hope they enjoyed the show. MAn dat cheeseburger was GOOD

#IGonnaStartAWarWithTheGodO'War

# data[].attributes.body
OOOOOOOOOH Aphrodite is smooching with Ares!!! DISGUSTING! He’s way to scared to go to a water park on his own. SCAREDY CAT! HA

#GeTrOaStEd

# data[].attributes.body
Hi what up? I just got a cheeseburger from a god!! WHAT!!! Got tricked by Hephaestus at a waterpark!

#OMG

# data[].attributes.body
So today I went in a love boat with Annabeth #uncomfortable.

# data[].attributes.body
I was broadcasted live on Olympus. Finally, I am the the main character of the show. Ares and I have some talking to do…

#AGODISMYENEMY

# data[].attributes.body
What up guys so today I survived a 160 foot drop. Well it was scary.#SCARY

# data[].attributes.body
Just jumped off a building into water and lived. #daredevil

# data[].attributes.body
Today I was at St louis in the arch when  another reptile lady had a fire breathing chihuahua#thatchihuahuahadtomanypeppers.

# data[].attributes.body
What up guys I can’t believe that I just survived  that.

#thankyoudad

# data[].attributes.body
Today I was at the bottom of the Mississippi River. I had a chit chat with an underwater ghost and I have to go meet a god at a beach. #GOINTOSANTAMONICA

# data[].attributes.body
Sup my peeps. I am not a pancake!!!!!!! I've never been happier to say that. I met I lady that looks like meh mom.

#IAmNotAPancake

# data[].attributes.body
Hi! I breathed underwater!!  AHHH! Thank you Poseidon. They think that I made the hole in the Arch!

#whyme

# data[].attributes.body
Sup Percy fans. I just learned a lot more about myself I can’t drowned and  can make things no longer wet.

#Can'tDrown

# data[].attributes.body
I fell into the water and made a BIIIIIG splash and got my sword back and saw a girl in the water that look like my mom

#BigSplashy

also they blamed me for breaking Da Big Archie

# data[].attributes.body
Sup people! Today I fell really high and the mighty Poseidon saved my life. YAY!!! I loved Grover Bear hug! I saw some weird person in the water and she said to head to Santa Monica! #AwayWeGo!!!

# data[].attributes.body
I have all of the powers of Poseidon! Beware…

#Perseidon

# data[].attributes.body
I just fell like a thousand feet from the sky. Wow I didn’t die. That can mean 2 things. 1 I have some weird superpower. 2 I’m just a normal kid who got lucky.

#SpEcIaL?  #I’m The Next Superman

# data[].attributes.body
Hello my dudes! Today I was falling and this lady talked to me underwater. Then like 88 news channels were here to do a report. I’m also in a lot of trouble.

#WhoWasShe

# data[].attributes.body
Ugh.. Well, I’m plummeting into the Missisipi River because of a serpent lady and her little chihuahua. T_T

#thedarkbite

# data[].attributes.attachment_link.title
Max

# data[].attributes.body
So today I said hi to a POODLE. My life just keeps getting weirder and weirder. #Weird_life

# data[].attributes.body
Neither a poodle or Grover will tell me the truth.

#fluffbluff

# data[].attributes.body
So this dog turned into these huge monster and I’m writing this will I plunge to my death.

#IShouldv’eUsedMyLastMinutesWisley. @ weirdcity