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Just watched King Louis lose his head. Seems like a good day to buy bread. #NoMoreMonarch

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This how it feels to spend all your money on that unleavened bread ts tragic

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this country life easy fr I just have to keep growing food

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Humble john should be excited he lowk boutta see Valhalla

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Money getting tight recently gotta get that bread up. Nah fr tho gotta get that bread down cost way to high and me and the boys gotta find a new plug if yk what I mean

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a lot of these so-called “revolutionaries” were literally just fans last year. you were posting #KingGoals and now it’s #Deathtotheking? weird behavior.

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All I remember was getting my head put in this wierd thing, then everything went black. Now I'm in this really hot place. Is this Arizona? There's a guy in red pajamas that's cackling rn.

#Arizona? #Where am I?

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Firefly_French nobleman in Hell, wondering where he is 166122

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they finna execute me, calling me a witch or something. apparently not allowed to see dead people

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Peasants out here trying to get geeked of that freedom fr like just buy a house broslime

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just slimed Robespierre now I ain't gotta be checkin by back for opps

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my husband got executed this morning #singlemomof23

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yo just seen my wife lose her head lol hope I'm not next lol

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bread lowkey a buck fiddy

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ts nobleman and peasant shi like crips vs bluds fr

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Big news! We finally got to burn the feudal tax records! It was a great bonfire, though I'm pretty sure my neighbor Jacques accidentally threw his rent receipt from last month into the flames, too. He's claiming "revolutionary sacrifice." The smell of burning paper is the scent of liberty! #TaxReform #BonfireOfBureaucracy #Taxesarestupid

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Had my little boy johnlucasmichaelrobbycrastin's first day at royal school! #MomOf15 #Owch #NewBabySoon

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Yall some old hag offered me an apple should i take it #momof15

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Just hosted a 300-person dinner at Versailles. Gold cutlery, 7 courses, 3 orchestras. Life is a absolutely fire. Can’t imagine it ever changing. #RoyalFlex #PalaceLife

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Just hosted a 300-person dinner at Versailles. Gold cutlery, 7 courses, 3 orchestras. Life is a absolutely fire. Can’t imagine it ever changing. #RoyalFlex #PalaceLife

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Is that King Louis up there?? Finally, these taxes are killing me, well, I guess killing him. #HurryUp #TookLongEnough #GiveMeBread

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Wait, so the powerful group that was in charge is gone, and now a different powerful group is in charge? And they're saying the last powerful group was the real problem? My head hurts. I'm going back to farming. Wake me up when the government can last longer than a sack of potatoes.  #PoliticalProblems #PeasantsRule

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yo ts land cheap asf bouta get a new crib fr fr on my mama rip priests lol

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It’s quiet now. No more titles, no more servants. Just me and memories of silk and chandeliers. I miss my riches #PostRevolutionFeels #ExRoyalLife 

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It’s quiet now. No more titles, no more servants. Just me and memories of silk and chandeliers. I miss my riches #PostRevolutionFeels #ExRoyalLife 

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Cuhslice be raiding these prisoners for gunpowder like dawg just buy some broke ahh peasants 🙏

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Woke up to chants outside the gates.  I’m not sleeping, just scrolling and praying. If they come for me, I hope I’m wearing something fire #GuillotineWatch #NoOneIsSafe

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Woke up to chants outside the gates.  I’m not sleeping, just scrolling and praying. If they come for me, I hope I’m wearing something fire #GuillotineWatch #NoOneIsSafe

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After 6 months of surveillance, the CIA finally got their guy. And all they found was that Father Michael was using his satellite dish to get better reception for old Food Network reruns. The lead agent looks so disappointed. They literally cuffed him while he was watching a Guy Fieri marathon. 🤣🙏 #FlavortownFelon #WorthIt #NotTheVaticanVault

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Bread prices are too much right now, I might have to take this up with King Louis myself. Why is there a guillotine out here, though?

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Just got arrested for "Conspiracy." Literally just gave a pat on my buddy Louis's back for handling things well (I haven't seen him in a while). Apparently, there's this weirdo named Maxemillian who's angry at us royalty folk. I'm headed to this thing called the guillotine, sounds fun. I'll update y'all later.

#Robespierre sucks #Where's king at? #What's a Guillotine?

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I spent an hour trying to pronounce the new revolutionary calendar month's name without tripping over my tongue. Then I had to explain for the third time why my donkey isn't named something stupid. This level of mandated patriotism is exhausting. I just want a regular Sunday! #NewCalendarIsDumb #JustACitizen

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yo wth they tryna put my ah in the guillotine

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The feds are def watching the rectory, but Father Mike is outside tending his herb garden and rocking Birkenstocks. Like, the government is out to get him, but he's just vibing. He literally cannot be bothered. 💅✨ #PriestTok #MainCharacterEnergy

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I was chillin in my office when the fiends pulled up so I had to come and conquer them with my infinite aura, we shot they ahh so that they would stop tyrin to glaze on my dih

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Anyone see the parade that happened today? Those poor folk walked through the street shouting something like, "Liberty, Equality, and Fraternity" or something. Didn't make any sense. Also, there was some guy's head on a pike. Absolutely insane

#WTF #Head pike #Poor people

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Yo why they make me king of france??? Do they not know my brother is king louis????? Rip big bro but this kinda lit

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#JustGotMurdered

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The only thing bigger than the king's ego is my bishop's land portfolio

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Firefly_make a catholic priest look like a rapper 207103

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After a long day I finally made it home after the execution today. #usingasickdaytomorrow #idcanymore

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so this 5.6 300 pound dood lost me all my power talm bout sum dictatorship like ninja I just aint fina fight for yo bit ah onfunum

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Firefly_make Napoleon fat and look very goofy as hes going to war 806220

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They aint catch me fleeing to England💀. England's where it's at!!

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Why r the big dogs planning murders #scared

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Wait guys did napoleon switch up on us or am i tweaking

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I never liked that pig anyways. Always talking about eating cake and stuff. Anyways, click this link for my bathwater Https://Bath-water/sale.org

#FeelingMurderous #TakeThatSister #MomLovedMeMore

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Why they gotta execute my brother king louis like that!!!! He aint do nothin!!! #rip

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France is sick! Yesterday, I crushed my best buddy Louis XVI in Croquet, then I had the most wonderful food for free! The cake was especially delectable. France is perfect in every way, love this place!

#France #Royalty #Opulence

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Just got drafted into the army. The government says we need to protect France from enemies. Over 300,000 of us are heading out. Hope I’m ready. 🇫🇷

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The government is trying to go against christianity. They are trying to go against the lord. But soon the government will feel the revenge from our kings. #revenge

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Some guy pushed me to the ground trying to get past me to attempt to save King Louis XVI from being executed but instead all he did was knock the coffee out of my hand. #loser #youowemeacoffee

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Ug now im busy relaying messages to our lord about all these dead people. Like guys come on get it together. #annoyed

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Hit me up girlies for some exclusive napoleon merch ifykwim like theyre selling out soon! #blessed #Executethecommoners #Footfungusadvocate

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Napoleon is sooooooooooo amazing. Last week he came to my castle and we talked over tea about horse riding and water polo. Also foot fungus. I don't get all the hate. Like sure he has several cases of syphilis but sometimes we have to look past a mans flaws.

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I woke up this morning and learned I had to control the crowd during an execution of King Louis XVI. #mondayssuck

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Tbh, I didn't think napoleon was that great. And he gets his own era??? Why didn't I get my own era? THIS IS TRAVESTY I DEMAND EXECUTION!!!!

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just watched Governor Bernard-René de Launay get dragged away after the battle. I think he gone, lemme check real quick

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writing this during a battle, gotta say I was wrong. everything bad happens. I might be cooked

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Just got this new job as a prison guard, nothing bad is gonna happen. right

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Yo y'all betta watch yo backs, cus if me and my Parisian Goons catch yall lackin we finna spin the block on you French protestants and swiss cheese yo ahh. 💀🙏🥀 #watchyoback #swisscheese #stupidgoons

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POV: Imagine getting caught trying to flee the country 💀and then being executed. couldn't be me. #deathbed #kinglouisxvi #bloodbath

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I never should have invented that guillotine

someone hear me say I don't pay taxes and now they're bouta execute me

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They think we're loyal? LOL. We haven't been paid in months, and the rations are straight-up garbage. Our families are out there in the streets starving, and the general tells us to prep the muskets to fire on our own people for demanding bread? Nah, fam. That's not the move. We're the people's army, not the King's personal security. Louis and the whole royal crew are about to be clapped. We're switching sides. YOLO. For the Nation

##TraitorLouis

#ItsGivingRevolution

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Just saw my father get his head chopped off. Like come on girlies lets keep it pg. Like really you couldn't have kept your blood over there dad😡😡😡. Your so gross.🙄🙄🙄🙄 #justakid #gross #bloody #omg

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My servant tells me there's a 'revolution' outside. Probably just a few rowdy commoners celebrating my birthday. I'm sure the King has it handled.

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It is your king Louis XVI, and I call for order among the commoners. These riots will get you nothing but bloodshed. You should feel shame for not being loyal to your king. I have summoned troops to cities for your cooperation.

Thank you, for your compliance.

#DivineRight #PreserveTheOrder

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just saw saw king louis get exicuted… they caught him lackin' on O block 🙏☠️ #ViveLeRoi #RIP #BornToLead

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#DivinRight Won wars but abandoned my own army to another army.

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all the commoners are just mad we got more money 💸👅😂 #imaginebeingbroke #notax #preservetheorder

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Today's execution was the bomb. I caught the head of the dude, but he was chopped 🤮☠

#LovebeingRoyal #HateCommoners

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Firefly_guy holding a big brown sack in paris  291472

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Today was pretty legit, got to see someone get their head chopped off, and it was awesome. NGL everyone wanted this dude dead apparently, so we were all cheering.

#Restinpeace

#ByeBye👋

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They literally overthrew the monarchy, survived the Reign of Terror, and somehow still managed to keep wearing those tiny little powdered wigs. Priorities, I guess?

#FrenchRevolution #History #Wigs #ViveLaFrance

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#FeudalForever

Just took this peasant's money, going to go buy me a new horse and have a feast with some friends.

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I just overheard the commeners protesting If only they knew I'm just trying to keep the prices down, maybe I can give them some bread to calm down

#KeepPricesDown

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France is falling apart #PreserveTheOrder

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The one day I call off sick .we get raided.

#Missing out  # lucky

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Just sold my house and bought two tickets to the Splash Zone for the beheading. who's going to pull up

#Guillotine  #Sliming ops

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Just patented the guillotine, gonna use it for my non-nefarious purposes. Sure hope nothing goes wrong. Would you rather get executed by the guillotine or marry the first person that shows up when you press share then more? Put your answers in the comment section below #HopeIDon'tGetExecutedForBeingAPeasant

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THE RADICAL PEASANT MOB IS OUT OF CONTROL. TOTAL CHAOS. THESE PEOPLE ARE UNGRATEFUL AND DISLOYAL. VERY DANGEROUS. I WARNED THEM. I BUILT PALACES, I RULED FAIRLY, AND THEY STILL TURN AGAINST ME. MARIE AGREES. BIGGEST INJUSTICE IN HISTORY.

Thank you for your attention to this matter,

KLXVI

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OH MY GOSH I CAN’T EVEN WITH THE FRENCH. 

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OH MY GOSH I CAN’T EVEN WITH THE FRENCH. 

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They are going to be canceled, like I am absolutely infuriated with them. They are so cringe and annoying like I actually can’t with them. I am not done with the French, they will be seeing the effects of making me mad.

#cancel the French #Im so done with this

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Just freed sum chill prisoners, bouta go kill the dumbahh King Louis

#wprisoners #stupidkingLuis

firefly.adobe.com

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Firefly_a peasant making a vlog just freed prisoners from Bastille 342175

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I absolutely can’t with the French. Like they have gotten on my nerves so much. I lowkey know that the new “Capitulation” treaty was just put in place to annoy me. If you agree then you should lowkey lock in and join me with my efforts to cancel them.

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Lowkey I’m so done with the French like, what is even happening like what. Like wth why are they going around killing peoples sisters?

#getting revenge on the French for killing my sister #revenge for Marie Antwanette

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who knew even in the afterlife FOMO hits hard, begging for updated #FOMO #tellmewhatshappening

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I'm lowk going to storm the Bastille tomorrow. I fw the prisoners there.

#freetheprisoners #fBastille

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WHY IS THE MOB MAD??? BREAD? CAKE?? DO I LOOK LIKE I MAKE BREAD???

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WHY IS THE MOB MAD??? BREAD? CAKE?? DO I LOOK LIKE I MAKE BREAD???

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Where’d my body go guys...

If you find it, can you send it back to me?

TY LOL

-WPRIESTGODMAN

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Pierre here! They just chopped this guys head off, lowkey im kinda excited for this new era of France! Rip I guess

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Still broke asf even more in fact can't even buy a round at the bar because of taxes

#fried

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The people won! #It's DONE #This changes everything #Victory #Liberty

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The Bastille is falling the governor is done #Victory for the People #BastilleFalls

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No more King's orders #Freedom starts now #Bastille