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The beautiful scarlet wrapper contained the love of my life. I opened it and took out the round milk chocolate truffle ball which I slowly devoured. Aah, the lava dripping out touched my lip and I licked it hungrily. I do not know how I would exist without this beauty. I sat on my sofa, my belly lying in my lap surrounded with around 300 wrappers. I had hit obesity, I was dying soon, but I’d rather die from a beautiful Lindt chocolate death than anything else.

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Bane of our existence by Hamza and Ahmad

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Bane of our existence by Hamza and Ahmad

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Teletubbies and ketchup (Hamza)

I hate them. They’ve ruined my life and stripped away sanity like a peeler to a cucumber. I normally wouldn’t mind Teletubbies, but being forced to watch it EVERY SINGLE DAY is driving me INSAAAANE…

Ha ha ha… MEHUEHUEHUEHUE.

Cold Drinks and Detention (Ahmad)

I disgust the sight of cold drinks, all of them. Since I was 1 year old I never drank a cold drink. At the age of ten I was offered a Pepsi and I threw up when I drank it, since then I have despised cold drinks. The next thing in my list are detentions listening to someone say this word sends a shiver down my spine. When I see someone in detention I remember this dream that is why I hate these two things.

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Life is an eternal cycle of meaninglessness, yet we still insist on trying to prove ourselves. We still insist on lugging our tired bodies to the same place where we are held captive for six hours a day and are forced to learn how two plus two makes four, but we never get to apply that knowledge to our daily lives. I would have to say that, though it is quite impressive to tell others I am indeed an educated civilised human being, studying is a huge burden on the fragile shoulders of any child. Waking up for school every morning against one’s own will is not just infuriating but it is also torture. School also stops me from watching the episodes of my favourite TV shows like Voltron, which is an unforgivable crime. Life, in itself, is full of hardships and great sacrifices (such as giving up the last scoop of icecream to one’s younger sibling), but with the addition of school it goes from being painful to pure terror.

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Whoever first thought up the notion of 'homework' as a punishment had the right idea of what the word punishment means. We're in school for around six hours, more if you count extracurriculars. For a lot of us, it takes a long time to reach home- I reach home at around two thirty on normal days. And even then a few hours are taken out for food and prayers. In the end we have two, three hours for homework. For some, that is enough time, but I can't concentrate well on things i don't like or find boring. Case in fact- I once spent a whole day doing an Urdu composition which should have taken an hour or two max. I don't get time to do the stuff I like doing, or spending much time with my family.

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The “c word” a word everyone feels treatened by a word which makes people want to keep there distance a word which even the strongest people in the world are afraid to say

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The “c word”a word everyone is treatened by, a word which makes the most dangerous and strongest people weak a word when used makes the people around keep there distance the word puts people in the worst states of there lives and I have the c word, I have cancer

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THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE: TO SHIP OR NOT TO SHIP, THAT IS THE QUESTION.

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THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE: TO SHIP OR NOT TO SHIP, THAT IS THE QUESTION.

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Some ships sink , like the Titanic, and some ships rise, like EdwardxWinry (EDWIN). Some ships lie in the sea dormant, waiting to sail once more into the open sea of life.

However, some ships are intercepted by an evil force, CANON. and also love triangles. That moment when you are on team Klance, but your friend ships Sheith. Oh My Goodness!!!!!!!!!! All my hopes are dashed . THE HORROR . My. heart is broken into teeny tiny pieces. They were so perfect together! But no. Fate had other plans.   THEY WERE IN LOVEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It was dark and stormy. Clouds caved in overhead and lightning fell followed

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It was a dark and stormy night. Clouds caved in and lightning befell upon us. Thunder struck and people hurried home in their cars. Cats took shelter in sheds and birds were also going back to their nests where they would stay warm and people were being told not to panic. The grey clouds closed in depressingly and for a moment it was like darkness had befell and like all light was lost. Finally after many hours the sun shined bright symbolically and literally bringing hope back

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The one of my existence is my sister. She kicks she screams she bites she yells. Im starting to wonder if she can still be classified as a human. She has to give her opinion   on anything and everything whether asked for it or not .

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I wish that i was the prime minister. I would do things that are much needed in our country at these times. The least i could do for the country would be to help it because the country as given so much to me. If i were prime minister i would make sure i got rid of terrorism. I would make sure law and order is insured. I would make sure that everyone is treated justly and that o one is treated unfairly. I would also try and help the poor people as these days they are just disregarded. I will follow the rules i make as a prime ministering not be double standard

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We've been together for about 9 years now.

You actually started out okay in the beginning: allowing me to play, build, pretend, create and colour.

At first, I thought you were pretty cool and that I would like you. However, I have come to the realization that you have tricked me.

Every year, it seems the fun slowly slips away, and in its replacement, you add boring activities that are supposed to help me "learn".

After 7 years, you made me move to another one of you. You made me believe that I was going to have much more fun.

I waited all summer expecting the best from you, only to find out that I had once again been tricked.

You made your subjects full of useless information, added letters to math and made me memorize ridiculous formulas.

I received tests upon tests, you graded every little thing and you took all my play and discovery away.

All I wanted you to do is to teach me about things that really matter in life.

I wanted you to teach me about things that would help me in my future. Instead, you have squashed my creativity and love for learning.

Instead of giving me relevant information you have filled my head with useless knowledge.

I am trapped in your world.

Sincerely,
j.s

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The bane of my existence by Aylin and Moi

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The bane of my existence by Aylin and Moi

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The bane of my existence is the very notion of fear. It is something that is a part of me though I would not prefer it to be as I am quite attached to myself. It is as though torture creeping around me in several forms keeping me awake at night huddling in the covers. It lurks in the dark corners of every man's hearts yet more so in mine. It is an element of life itself but I choose not to live live with it for my subconscious notoriously tortures me with it exaggerating it at the simplest surprise. My life is halted by it. Like an immovable object which  meets an unstoppable force. Fear creeps under my skin and are chains for me and my daily life. It is truly the bane of my existence.

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Everyone has things that they hate. For example, the bane of my existence is exam preparation. All those books piled up on my desk seem as if they could fall on me at any moment. Those pens that I have to write with look more like weapons that could murder me. The amount of words and sentences and paragraphs I have to memorise makes me want to commit suicide. But what can I do? It's going to be for my good in the future.