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did 9/11

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we literally just met on your birthday so does that make me your dad? happy birthday we're going to be great friends i can feel it

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are there people 👫who actually thinking 🤔💭💭sucking 😏dick 🍆💦is gay?✋❌👬

1. you're sharing👍🍖 protein🍗

2. you're 😏👌admiring masculine💪🍆👀physique😩😩

3. being in the vacinity of other ⬆️high ⬆️testosterone males 👬👬👅⤴️increases ⤴️your own testosterone👌👍👅

eating pussy 😿🙅‍♂️is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨because you're litterally slurp😏ing down ⤵️estrogen⤵️and long term relationships have been proven to ⬇️lower ⬇️testosterone.

spartans 🏋️‍♀️💪had gay 👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨orgies👅💦 all the 🕡🕜time 🕐🕟and they were the 📈⬆️height of 👍👨‍❤️‍👨masculinity. 💪😩you bet they were at ❗️least ❗️fondling eachothers test producers.

all these ☀️summer ☀️DYEL's piss 😑me off😡😡their 😍twink😜bodies don't ❌understand, but in 🕐time i'm sure they'll get it.

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You, your co-workers, and your customers could get sick if you don't follow proper food safety practices. The location at which you are working could close, and you could lose your job. Fortunately, you can follow practices to help ensure that the food you prepare and serve to your customers is safe. A foodborne illness is a disease that is transmitted to people by food. Most foodborne illnesses are caused by microorganisms. Microorganisms are tiny forms of life that are so small you can't see, taste, or smell them. They include bacteria, viruses, parasites, and fungi. Bacteria are the biggest threat to food safety. Once bacteria begin to grow on food, it's like a rapid chain reaction. And if someone eats that food, an illness can develop. Foods that allow microorganisms to grow are called potentially hazardous foods. These foods are high in protein, neutral or slightly acidic, and high in moisture. Examples are chili, beans, spaghetti, milk, cheese, chicken, and hamburger. There are four factors that directly cause food to become unsafe: time-temperature abuse; cross-contamination; poor personal hygiene; and improper cleaning and sanitizing. Food has been time-temperature abused whenever it has been allowed to remain in the temperature danger zone. The danger zone exists whenever the temperature of a potentially hazardous food falls between 40 degrees and 140 degrees. Food cannot remain in the dangerous range for more than four hours. Cross-contamination occurs when microorganisms are transferred from one food or surface to another, carried by utensils, hands, or other foods. There are several ways to prevent cross-contamination, including hand washing, proper cleaning and sanitizing, and properly storing raw food below ready-to-eat food. The biggest cause of foodborne illness is poor personal hygiene. People who don't wash their hands properly, or often enough, are the biggest risks to food safety. Other poor hygiene practices include not covering cuts, burns, or sores; touching body parts; and wearing jewelry. When equipment is not cleaned and sanitized, food can easily become contaminated. No matter how carefully food is prepared and cooked, without proper cleaning and sanitizing people can still become ill.

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You, your co-workers, and your customers could get sick if you don't follow proper food safety practices. The location at which you are working could close, and you could lose your job. Fortunately, you can follow practices to help ensure that the food you prepare and serve to your customers is safe. A foodborne illness is a disease that is transmitted to people by food. Most foodborne illnesses are caused by microorganisms. Microorganisms are tiny forms of life that are so small you can't see, taste, or smell them. They include bacteria, viruses, parasites, and fungi. Bacteria are the biggest threat to food safety. Once bacteria begin to grow on food, it's like a rapid chain reaction. And if someone eats that food, an illness can develop. Foods that allow microorganisms to grow are called potentially hazardous foods. These foods are high in protein, neutral or slightly acidic, and high in moisture. Examples are chili, beans, spaghetti, milk, cheese, chicken, and hamburger. There are four factors that directly cause food to become unsafe: time-temperature abuse; cross-contamination; poor personal hygiene; and improper cleaning and sanitizing. Food has been time-temperature abused whenever it has been allowed to remain in the temperature danger zone. The danger zone exists whenever the temperature of a potentially hazardous food falls between 40 degrees and 140 degrees. Food cannot remain in the dangerous range for more than four hours. Cross-contamination occurs when microorganisms are transferred from one food or surface to another, carried by utensils, hands, or other foods. There are several ways to prevent cross-contamination, including hand washing, proper cleaning and sanitizing, and properly storing raw food below ready-to-eat food. The biggest cause of foodborne illness is poor personal hygiene. People who don't wash their hands properly, or often enough, are the biggest risks to food safety. Other poor hygiene practices include not covering cuts, burns, or sores; touching body parts; and wearing jewelry. When equipment is not cleaned and sanitized, food can easily become contaminated. No matter how carefully food is prepared and cooked, without proper cleaning and sanitizing people can still become ill.

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Lyrics: Fuck this shit I'm out, Mmm Mmm Mmm. Fuck this I'm out, no thanks! Don't mind me, imma just grab my stuff and leave! S'cuse me please. Fuck this shit I'm out... NOPE. Fuck this shit I'm out, Alright then, I don't know what the fuck just happened but I don't really care, IMMA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!

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look at my biiiiiiiig and loooooooooooooooooooong diccccckkk

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look at my biiiiiiiig and loooooooooooooooooooong diccccckkk

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*leans against a wall, nodding my head up and down to the sick beat of my dark metal music as my greasy black hair bobs up and down, back and forth, like my unstable emotions. turns the volume up as pedestrians walk by, for i am in my own world. the sound rises, overcoming my thoughts. who says screaming isn't music? i flip my hair to catch a view from my one eye, for my other is covered by my dark patch of hair. covered like the emotions that i'm holding in. i look down at my hot topic t-shirt. i wear it daily so it has a few stains on it, but that's okay. it is staines but i am stained as well in my hollow heart. i am a cold soul. my foot leans against the wall, the other on the floor keeping balance. i want my ripped jeans to show. i'm proud of them, since i ripped them myself in agony. the pre-ripped ones at walmart were too expensive. i close my eyes, separating myself from the world. a tear drips down my eye and smudges my DIEyeliner. the world is a cruel place.*

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i know its your birthday but this offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian.

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happy birthday, dear ryland.

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sheen was here

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*nuts here*

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pussy battle with me some time?

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ur head is so small its like a peanut that i wanna fucking crush and squish with my jordans while u suck on that cheap ice cream the redheaded lizard bought you because he cant fucking afford anything except cheap ass shit like honestly he could do so much better and so could you chanyeol is a twink hunter my dude you better save yourself before you get trampled over that smelly elephant check ur small headed self before u wreck urself make the right decisions like just cause u got a small head that can only fit a brain that has a certain maximum limit u still gotta use it son my wife died 43 years ago and all my kids "dont have time for dad because they are into heavy metal and anime i just come online to find someone to talk to oh well i wish these glasses could shoot bullets into my eyes because i dont want to see anymore of this world. anyway have a nice day with ur weird looking ice cream it looks like a glass dildo like i cant even with this shit omg honestly i wanna take a lil bite and spit it on chanyeols bald spot lmaoooo hey greg! how's texas? its your aunty kat from russia! your mom still owes me 400 bucks LOL but she needs to get her boob done and i get that its cool hahahahaha hows your siblings? still suffering from skin cancer? lol its wild up in here but whats new and crackalakin? do u guys ride horses to school or smth? haha YOU WILD CARD! anyways gotta blast! just kidding im coming the fuck back just to tell u that chanyeol's bald spot was literally was the size of ur head to the size of new york city to the size of new york state u could literally land thousands of planes it could be a motherfukin airport oh wait it already is with all that lice yeah its a fuckin lice airport up there flying around in his greasy ass head back and forth bitch im gonna go roast ya boyf in minecraft anf fucking ruin his minecraft world haheheh he cant find diamonds but i can i love minecraft im a minecraft master and he cant even mine himself a gf xD lol 420 no scope anwyay you as a carbon based life form is capable of propelling yourself with! but this is not enough! we must exert as much force as possible, converting all available energy sources and pushing yourself with as much forces as possible! you will ache! you will be sore! but there is an age-old saying among creatures such as yourself - "no pain, no gain". t Ma pop used ta tell me tem less'ns back in da country. Id be sittin’ on't fence while he reads ta newspapa ov'r by ta fron'a da barn while sippin’ his coffee an' rockin' ta armchair. Boy do I love ta cozy pres'nce of ta cows in our field, ta warmth o'da sun fallin' into ta horiz'n, an' ta sweet amber view o' good ol' texas. He wud tell me, “Lis'n ta ya pop, Moon. Ta world is a dangrus place. Filled wit' wild boars, wild oxen, wild people. Ya betta know how ta act when danga strikes ‘specially witta kinda people lurkin’ ‘round now-days. Ya betta make sure ya hangin’ out witta right sorta folks. Y’all just run rounda town n reckon everyone’s bound ta be good. Y’all gotta be careful I tell ya.” I been livin’ ma life wit'is words carved in ma brain. Made a few bad decis'ns here n there but ima tell ya, best decis'n ‘ave eva made was be friends wit tis son of a bitch. he gotta good heart. Like what ma pop used ta say, “Ya can’t judge a tractor by its rust.” He might aint be the toppest partna, husband, fiancé, boyfriend, and whatnot but he a mighty good pal imma tell ya that. also have i ever told you i sell worms? the long ones are 5 sucks as in SuckADick bucks and the short ones are about 3 but then again the long ones are kinda big if u like em like that they can roll through pretty slow if u want it calm and shit but the 3 suck one is slimier and it goes through ur holes no problem have i ever told you i have type B diabetes -------holy shit did u see that airplane it just flew right past us it reminds me of the time i flew right into my crippling depression from that day on i could never sleep. i still have trouble sleeping now, so i have to count how many hoes i got when i close my eyes but then again maybe i dont sleep because i cant count to one since i dont have any hoes do you know why i dont have any hoes? nevermind lets not get there can you believe that people actually think george washington was the first president of the states of the united im fully convinced it was abraham lincoln he did everything for that cuntry

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no thanks try again maybe next year nopey dopey haha cool! amazing alright ok.. k.. kk.. haha OK umm alright sure thing whatever i mean its cool alrighty mhm yeah? uhhh what do you want? umm.. pmsl k bye.. nah adios au revoir bye goodbye GoodFuckingBye no thanks NO FUCKING THANK YOU haha see ya see you later later dude ill see you some other time then my dude haha k bye man see you whenever i guess thats enough yeah stop talking please thanks OKBYExD

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hey ryland i'm sorry everything in here is so ugly but i really hope you have a good one and i hope you know that you have a lot of people who care about you!

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hey ryland i'm sorry everything in here is so ugly but i really hope you have a good one and i hope you know that you have a lot of people who care about you!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKING HUMAN YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS I HOPE YOUR DAY IS FUCKING MEMORABLE AS FUCK. srsly tho fuck you are truly a special human who i miss a lot bc ur just so. funny and charming and beautiful please enjoy this day and count ur wrinkles cuz ur only gonna be this gorgeous for so long. ilu. this is from kija btw i'm actually nice and luv u so much love u long tiem

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ur cat is hotter than YOU but happy birthday i gues..

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ur cat is hotter than YOU but happy birthday i gues..

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happy new year please be safe

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it smells like shit in here..

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happy birthday ryland! i'm really happy that we are pals bc ur a pretty tubular dudeular
have fun and get drunk!!!
-river

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6u6uCBbaje4 (dont tell misaki i ditched our wedding just for this)

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hey happy birthday ryland you're really cool and i like you a lot

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You should fuck your cat

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FATTY FAT FAT FATTY ASS FAT FAT FAT

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Who is this

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FAT FUCK