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Jim YoungI came to work today ready to chew bubblegum and share Salesforce Leaderboard Results.And I'm all out of Bubblegum

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Jim YoungI came to work today ready to chew bubblegum and share Salesforce Leaderboard Results.And I'm all out of Bubblegum

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What do you call a car full of bison?

A buffaload

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Have you ever noticed that when Geese fly in V there's typically one side of the V that's longer than the other? Do you know why that is?

There's more geese in that row.

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You can get a good look at a T-Bone by sticking your head up a bulls @$$ but wouldn't you rather take a butcher's word for it?

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Guy goes to the doctor. Doctor says "sorry sir, I'm afraid you have Ed Zachery disease." Guy says, "Ed Zachery Disease!? Good lord what's that??" Doctor takes off his glasses and says, "Well sir, unfortunately it's where your face looks Ed Zachery like your butt."

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How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?
It's jalapeno business

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese

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How do you make a Phoenician Blind?

Poke him in the eyes.

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What do you call birds the fly over the bay?
Bagels

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How can you tell there was an elephant in your fridge?

There's footprints in the dip.

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Hebrews it

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A Pizza walks into a bar. The Bartender waves him off and says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

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How do you make Holy water?
Boil the Hell out of it!

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He's a man who's outstanding in his field.

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What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.

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How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it

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how did the hipster burn his tongue? he ate his pizza before it was cool

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Did you hear that they finally outlawed round bales of Hay?? It is because the cows weren't getting a square meal!!

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Camping is intense
(in-tents)

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Why did the can crusher dislike his job? Because it was soda pressing

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I had a dream that I was muffler last night. I woke up exhausted.