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Hope today's an awesome day! Looking forward to working with you more in the weeks to come. -Adrian

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Happy Birthday, glad to have you in the GDP and sharing your French & Puget Sound wisdom to everyone. - Dan

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Hope you enjoy it!

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Hadassah, it is your birthday. Live it up homie.

C.C.

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Hope its your best birthday yet!

- Pomeroy

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Congrats on one more trip around the sun! Here’s to making the most of the next one
-Noah

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Joyeux anniversaire Hadassah ! C'est formidable de vous connaître et de travailler avec vous. J'espère que vous passerez une journée incroyable ! Aussi, je parie que vous ne saviez pas que je parlais français. - Ian

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Hadassah,

IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

Ideally, the past years were good and the future years will be even better!

Now that you are in this GDP and are part of this ragtag team of misfits, the latter should be a guarantee!

-Nickolas

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Happy Birthday Hadassah! Have a nice day and I'm glad you are with us in this GDP program!

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Happy Birthday Hadassah! Thanks for being a great first person to talk to at 3DS!
-Colby

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Very grateful to have entered the GDP program with you! You make work and life so fun <3 I hope you have such a wonderful day! xoxo Carolyn

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You're an extremely lovely addition to our lil cohort, looking forward to working together until one of us gets fired!! Enjoy your day!
- Joey

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PART I
1. Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?
Because every play has a cast!

2. Why are there gates around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!

3. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless!

4. Where can you buy soup in bulk?
The stock market!

5. If athletes get athletes foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes!

6. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!

7. What do you call fake spaghetti?

An Im-Pasta!

8. Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs!

9. What do you call a factory that sells good products?
A satis-factory!

10. What do you call a fish without eyes?
Fsh! (This is probably the funniest one to me)

11. What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
Ketchup! (or Catsup? I guess I gotta look up the difference?)

12. Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungi! (like me)

13. What do cows most like to read?
Cattle-logs!

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PART II
14. Why did the photo go to jail?
Because it was framed!

15. Why did the restaurant hire a pig?
He was good at bacon!

16. What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!

17. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!

18. Why are the Irish so wealthy?
Because their capital is Dublin!

19. What’s the best way to burn 1,000 calories?
Leave the pizza in the oven!

20. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They crack up too easily!

21. What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?
A con descending!

22. What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away?
A receding hare line!

23. How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool! (or had someone order an iced coffee for him because he can't handle the pressure or the heat)

24. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it! (for minimum 2 years or no reimbursement)

25. What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here. I’ll go on ahead! (unlike a certain navy hat that prevents sunburns)

26. Pierre raconte une histoire à Paul.
Pierre: Hier, en allant chez ma grand-mere, j’ai vu des chevals.
Paul: Des chevaux !
Pierre: Tais-toi, c’est moi qui raconte.
I looked up french jokes for this.

Joyeux Anniversaire, tu es vieux!

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Happy Bday!!!! Glad we both ended up here, hope the next year is a great one for ya! -Vince

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Hey girl!

Joyeux Anniversaire! So so glad you're here at the Bellevue Office! Can't wait to make so many more mems with you and the GDP friends!

Have the best bday yet! Wishing you a wonderful day and year 🤩😍

-Kim :)