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chaotic

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kamala harris is a man

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How to 2️⃣ wash ur hands 😳👐

Step 1 - find 🔍 sink 💦💦

Step 2 - turn 🔁 tap on ✅

Step 3 - Put hands 👐 under ⬇️ Water 👐💦💦

Step 4 - Put soap 🧽🧼 on wet 😳💦 hands 👐

Step 5 - Rub 👌 hands together 👐

Step 6 - Make sure 👌 to scrub 🧽 all over hands 👐

Step 7 - Wash soap 🧼💦🧽 off hands 👐

Step 8️⃣ - Turn tap 💦🚿 off 😔

Step 9 - Dry 🚬🏝 hands 👐 with paper 📝 towels ( don’t use 😳😳 hand dryers 🤢🤢🤢)

Step 10 - be 🐝👐 disease free 👨‍⚕️👩‍🍳🧈

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Jack and Jill went up the hill🗻🏞

So Jack could lick her candy 🍭🍬

🅱️ut Jack got a shock😳🙌💯

And a mouthful of cock👄💦🍆

Cause Jill’s real name is R🅰️ndy 😈

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🤠 🙂 🤜🎩 *tips fedora

🤠 🙃 *flips upside down and fedora falls off

🙃 🙁 😶 *tries to flip back up but the smile won't flip so dissolves face

😶😷 *puts on facemask to fit in with no mouth

😷 😶 😆😂 *gets ridiculed for having no mouth

😶🔪😐🤐 *Cuts a hole in face with knife and puts zipper over it to heal

😐👦👨👴 *face heals with growth

👴💀 *dies

🎩

Like if you cried 😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯

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‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TFR REFERENCE ??????!!!!! 😱😱😱😱 THE FIRE RISES IS THE BEST FUCKING MOD 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 I declare martial law! I declare martial law! I declare martial law! I declare martial law! I declare martial law! I declare martial law! sex with logi 💢🤖🇨🇳 sex with logi 💢🤖🇨🇳 sex with logi 💢🤖🇨🇳 sex with logi💢🤖🇨🇳 sex with logi💢🤖🇨🇳 sex with logi💢🤖🇨🇳 sex with logi💢🤖🇨🇳 sex with logi💢🤖🇨🇳 lights are on, but no one’s home! 🤣😂lights are on, but no one’s home! 🤣😂lights are on, but no one’s home! 🤣😂lights are on, but no one’s home! 🤣😂lights are on, but no one’s home! 🤣😂🎵🎶THE TITANIC SINKS IN PANIC🎵🎶BUT THE BAND PLAYED ON AND ON🎵🎶THEY HEARD THE SOS BUT NO ONE KNEW WHERE SHE HAD GONE 🎵🎶Yo Lafayette!🇫🇷 Yo Lafayette!🇫🇷 Yo Lafayette!🇫🇷 Yo Lafayette!🇫🇷 Yo Lafayette!🇫🇷 Yo Lafayette!🇫🇷 Yo Lafayette!🇫🇷 Yo Lafayette!🇫🇷 mammoth brought back from extiction mammoth brought back from extictionmammoth brought back from extictionmammoth brought back from extiction🦣🦣🦣🦣🦣🦣🦣🦣🦣🦣🦣🦣I want to fuck the APLA catgirl☭☭☭🥵🥵 I want to fuck the APLA catgirl☭☭☭🥵🥵 I want to fuck the APLA catgirl☭☭☭ 🥵🥵AI Biden and Attomwaffen are best paths for America💯💯💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/shitpostAPLA r/unexpectedTFR r/expectedTFR perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedPatriotFront r/expectedPatriotFront for balance

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Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth

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ligma

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help i accidently fucked the wrong person and they are now pregnant with a tree, what do i do?

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Hello, I sucked somebody's dick and now I have two thumbs on my right hand. Any advice?

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eddies a stupid nigger

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Imma rizz u up