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Smag is a very fun game that Mr. Smedile made with beanbags. There are KILLERS,, DOCTORS, and little townspeople. The killers have red beanbags and have to throw them at doctors or townspeople. Then you are down and you have to wait till a doctor throws a blue bean bag and then you can run away again. Townspeople don't have any bean bags and just run away from KILLERS. thanks for watching channel 34 news!! if there even is 34 channels...

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Dillon Huang and Preston Huang join the “roomies” in room 34 today on 5/10/2021. There are now 20 “roomies” and 13 “homies”. Further News, Mr. Smedile will let Room 34 play the updated version of Shmag this week, as the last version had, according to Mr. Smedile, “Too many doctors and too few attackers” in the game. We will see if he is correct about that, later in the week. This has been Room 34 news, Anonymous Writer Who Shall not be Named, reporting.

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Hello this is Michelle from fifth grade news, today we will talking about Pinky and Lala and their new costumes, friends and life. Pinky said that she love her new friend Froggy. Pinky and Lala has said that they love their new costumes and that they appreciate the people that made the costumes and there are rumors spreading that they will have costumes that aren't just paper.

That's all for today. Thanks for reading and have a good rest of your day.

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Dillon and Preston Huang have joined the in-person class, also known as the "Roomies."

Mr. Smedile, teacher of Room 34, has announced he will host a game of Smag (Pronounced as Sh-mag, formed with "Smedile" and "Tag).

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Many paper towels are used everyday and it is very wasteful. This cuts down trees everyday. You can reduce the amount of paper towels everyday by limiting yourself  to one paper towel every time you wash your hands are just not use paper towels. (I haven’t used a paper towel for the past month.)

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BREAKING NEWS! Meyerholz Basketball the Card Game is coming back! The semi-popular game from 3rd-4th grade which had been slowly dying and than interrupted by the pandemic. The card game featured multiple cards of basketball players on a team against another players team. The game was very advance, having a 4 man development team, now 3 due to recent transfers.

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Meyerholz Elementary School is having much better hot lunches now, according to students of Rm.33 and Rm.34. Such lunches are now improving, like the chicken nuggets and tater tots being more crispy, and better hot lunches such as chicken sandwiches, according to Lachlan and Justin from Rm.33. Hopefully, lunches will continue to improve, despite the fact that they are free. This has been breaking news from CLIP 5th Grade News; reporter Justin Jung. Thank you for watching (if this was even on TV-which it was not) 5th Grade Clip News, with Justin Jung!

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Sometime last week ago Lachlan from 5th grade Clip Meyerholz posted a google form to a couple of people that have played basketball.
For MVP Lachlan was voted and Most improved player was Everett for the other voting stuffs go tohttps://docs.google.com/document/d/15IoF04w7Bu2rcBb_1uBd1Xjp3Grr9H8hvgSHiSDHYI8/edit

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Today there is PE class for 5th grade CLIP and we must perform a dance in front of everyone else. Many of us are very nervous and do not want to perform though it is required.

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During recess, there is a system that we use called combining classes, which means that we combine our play areas.
During recess, several activities involve basketball, football and four square.
During recess, people eat snacks, but don't be super close, stay six feet if you take off masks.

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Meyerholz wants to improve their buildings, bidding information, (whatever that means) and more. so they want donaters to donate to "budget roadshow" which will raise funds for meyerholz to do so.

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Hello this is Michelle from 5th grade news, today we will be interviewing our beautiful mascots Pinky and Lala. We will be asking them some questions about their new friend Mr. Sheep Sheep and all of their thoughts about hybrid learning. Pinky says: “yes Pinky LOVE hybrid learning and my new bestests friend Mr. Sheep Sheep” Lala says: “yes yes yes! i love it i love it i love it! it amazzzzzing!”

That's all for today. Thanks for reading and have a good rest of your day.

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Breaking news! Room 34 and Room 33 will be performing their dance today. Very interesting. Many people have been struggling with their dance, some are synchronized and look decent, while others not so much. Other people are fighting and doing dances about stepping to the right and stepping to the left? Um. Room 34 and Room 33 may be excited OR bracing themselves for today's dance.

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Today, on 5/13/2021, Mr. Smedile read my article from 5/10/2021, and asked: “Who was it?” If any of you are detectives, then I am attaching a corner of my screen from Wednesday 5/12/2021, and you can try to find out who i am :) (Also, if no one figures out who I am, then i will tell everyone at the end of the year). Further News, Mr. Smedile claims that he is the only person who can hear Pinky and Lala talking. If that is true, I wonder how he can hear them. This has been Room 34 news, Anonymous Writer Who Shall not be Named, reporting. Also, here is the corner of my screen from Wednesday.

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this is the school lunch menu  also look in the chat to see a bunch of stuff with THE ETHANS!!! o deer 

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this is the school lunch menu  also look in the chat to see a bunch of stuff with THE ETHANS!!! o deer 

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https://cusdk8nutrition.com/index.php?sid=1805092039571289&page=menus

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ASL (American Sign Language) as a way of speaking through you hands. The different hand gestures or positions make up different words. People who are hard of hearing use this way to communicate.
Learn a sign: https://www.signasl.org/sign/hello
Dictionary: https://www.signasl.org/

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Breaking news! Today, CLIP 5th Grade will be playing Shymag today, along with Shmoga with Mr.Smedile. Justin Jung, a student in room 33, hopes that there will be lots of new rules that make it so puppy guarding is not allowed. Justin, Lachlan, Timothy, and Devin also hope to be on the same team again, as they worked well together the last time they played. Justin also hopes that all of the people playing will be active in the game, and not just sit around and do nothing like a couple people (no names given). Also, Justin hopes that no one gets hurt-as Justin had rolled his ankle, fallen over, and hit his head last time he played. Hopefully, everyone will have lots of fun, and the game will be fair.

This has been 5th Grade CLIP NEWS with Justin Jung and Caden Chen. Reporting from Room 33 at 8:54 AM PT. Thanks for watching 5th Grade CLIP News with reporter Justin Jung and Caden Chen!

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Us, the developers have been working hard to release this while the school year has time. The game will have a giant bracket tournament at the end, which will feature all the teams and their cards. The devs have also introduced a new way to earn cards: real basketball. You must compete in the real game to earn some cards, but there are other methods.

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News, yes news. Wait yes news. Alright so the Warriors and the Lakers will be facing off on Wednesday for the play-in tournament.

For those non-NBA fans out there, what is the play-in tournament? So this play-in thingy is where the 7-10 seeds of each conference face off in a one game elimination. 7th vs 8th and 9th vs 10th. Whoever wins 7th vs 8th gets to go into the playoffs. The winner of 9th vs 10th and the loser vs 7th and 8th play the game to see who gets the 8th seed.

Most NBA players don't really like the play-in since it ruins the whole point of getting the 7th or 8th seed anyways. The Lakers vs Warriors play-in game will be an intense and very popular game to watch. But don't worry, whoever loses still has a chance to play against the winner of the 9th and 10th seed.

Who will win? Will friendships be broken? This has been Room 34 news, signing out.

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Hello this is Michelle from 5th grade news, today we will be interviewing Pinky and Lala about Mrs. Young taking a break from art classes and Mr. Smedile taking over art classes. The llamas says: We is sad that Mrs. Young is taking a break from teaching but is happy that she is taking a break. The two llamas are pretty confident that Mr. Smedile will make art fun since they heard that the kids will be doing something about big school and they are pretty sure that someone will make a llama room.

That's all for today thanks for reading and have a good rest of your day.

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Welcome back to CLIP 5th Grade News! Today, we will be discussing the latest news of Froggy Clan.

For starters, Froggy Clan has released a new branch: Froggy Military! It was originated by Froggy Army, a former branch that wasn't really in the spotlight.

Froggy Clan has also released its very own website called the Froggy News Station. You can find it here: https://sites.google.com/cusdk8.org/froggynews

Apparently, someone has made a Google Slides titled "Froggy Government." It is unconfirmed whether or not the executives of Froggy Clan is starting a new branch.

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mr. smedile got a new thwee dee prwinter it is a robo prwinter wich me do not know anything about this pwrinter but i can find out how to use it.

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Breaking news! The Penguin Army And the froggy clan are at war! There are going to be Penguin Marines!

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Breaking News! 2 individuals now know who the Anonymous Reporter who Shall not be Named is. They interviewed the Anonymous Reporter who Shall not be Named on 5/14/2021. Further news, the game of Smag, created by Mr. Smedile, was played again on 5/14/2021. Many individuals think that there were too many attackers. Further news, today will be the first art lesson for Room 34 with Mr. Smedile. This has been Room 34 news, Anonymous Reporter Who Shall not be Named, reporting.

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BREAKING NEWS!THERE IS NO NEWS

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On May 10th 2021, it has been decided that there will be a 3 point contest that will take place on May 18th 2021, because there will be more time to start and finish it. The basketball players also voted that: Lachlan will be the MVP (MostValuablePlayer), Everett will be the MIP (MostImprovedPlayer) and finally, the 5 all stars of the 2021 5th grade basketball season is : Lachlan, Justin, Tristan, Ivy andddddddddddd DEVIN

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Breaking News! Pinky the Llama has also been vaccinated! Now, both llamas have been fully inoculated and are now protected against the virus! Today, Pinky is resting after their second dose with Olivia, with masks, of course. Lala is staying with Timothy. They are in contact with each other through Llamaphone, and Lline. We wish them a good day!

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Broken News
Luke just unlocked APOCALYPSE difficulty.

On 5.13.21 Luke and Max defeated the Arch-illager in Minecraft Dungeons. After the battle  after Luke got the reward chest A notification said Apocalypse difficulty UNLOCKED!

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Many people have started to draw on their free time, due to Art class ending. The drawings vary, but Tristan has started drawing Roblox characters, while the reporter has started drawing Star Wars characters. There are many more people though, to many to list.

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Breaking news! The virtual camp "games" have been extremely popular lately. People have been signing up to play everyday. However, the teacher in charge, Mr. Smedile claimed that it won't be that good. But of course, the students didn't listen and rambled on and on about how it was gonna be a lot of fun. Looks like it will be full of activity!

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Pinky and Lala come to school along with Mr. Smedile everyday. But, do they actually learn? Maybe we could make them school supplies and books. Even tiny worksheets. Then Pinky and Lala can learn.

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Hello this is Michelle from 5th grade news, today we will be taking pictures of our fifth grade class of 2020-2021 and these photos will be in the year book. Mr. Smedile will be sending these pictures to my dad, Simon because he will be putting the year book together for the whole fifth grade. I hope you all have good pictures and are all photogenic!

That's all for today. Thanks for reading and have a good rest of your day.

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Aerik from 5th grade news,  Mx. Penguin will be coming to school this Friday. I don't have a picture, but they will be coming this Friday. This is Aerik from 5th grade news, signing off. (5th grade news is not affiliated with the Penguin Army)

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Hello this is Tristan from Room 34 news, there has not been too much drama about anything lately, but in Meyerholz basketball, Devin has won the 3 point shooting contest, making 5/10 three-pointers! Congrats to him. On the other hand, Twistan is very happy that the Lakers won and epic swagged the Warriors. Stephen Curry dropped 37 points and the Warriors kept close, but LeBron came up clutch. The weather has also gotten better and not as warm, so basketball games today should be very fun!

This has been Room 34 News, Reporter Twistan signing out.

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Breaking News! Ms. Yang assigned a new Group Project For MZHY. Many people are excited, others are not sure. Further News, Penguin Club (not to be confused with Penguin Army, which is already becoming confusing) will have an event soon. I have interviewed a few members of the club and details are not yet released, but we will hopefully see soon. This has been Room 34 news, Anonymous Reporter Who Shall not be Named, reporting.

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On the night of May 20, two amazing little league teams faced off at the Moreland Little League's Minors field, the Cupertino Angels, and the Moreland Giants.
In the 1st inning, The lead-off hitters got the game started, with Everett Jou, number 10, hitting a foul ball over the home-run fence. He ended the at-bat with a single off the pitcher's ankle. The Angels scored five runs, activating the run-rule, which states that all innings except the last inning have a limit of 5 runs per team.
In the bottom of the 1st, the inning was an 1-2-3 inning, with Everett pitching. The first two batters were struck out, and the last one was thrown out in a stunning play at first, committed by Adam, playing at shortstop.
In the second inning, the Angels managed to score another run-rule inning, with 5 runs again.
In the bottom of the second, however, the Giants managed to squeak 4 runs off of the Angels' pitcher Brandon. Then, in the Top of the 3rd inning, it was the Angels' turn to bat again. They scored 3 runs, but in the bottom of the 3rd, the Giants scored a run-rule inning, with 5 runs off of Alonzo.
When the Angels' turn rolled around again, in the top of the 4th, they scored their third run-rule of the game, making the score 18-9, Angels. Then, when the Angels' pitcher Theo got tired, their closer Ansel, number 2, got the save. The final score was 18-13.

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BREAKING NEWS!!!!! Warriors vs. Grizzlies final Play-in tournament game! 

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BREAKING NEWS!!!!! Warriors vs. Grizzlies final Play-in tournament game! 

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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!! Today, the Golden State Warriors (8th in the Western Conference), and the Memphis Grizzlies (9th in the Western Conference) will face off today in a matchup for the final seed of the NBA playoffs. This will be a rematch of the last game of the season, as the Grizzlies and Warriors fought to the end in a spectacular 113-101 finish, Warriors on top.

In this last game of the State Farm Play In Tournament, the Warriors and Grizzlies will fight a grueling one. Both teams are hungry for the last spot in the NBA playoffs. The winner of this game will get the 8th seed in the Western Conference, and will then play against the Utah Jazz (No.1 Seed in the Western Conference) in the first round of the playoffs. After the Grizzlies narrowly beat the San Antonio Spurs in the first Play-In Tournament game (100-96), and the Golden State Warriors narrowly losing the Los Angeles Lakers 100-103, the Warriors and Grizzlies will fight to the final second.

Justin Jung of Rm.33 said that this game will be intense, full of excitement, and will go down to the wire. Justin Jung, a Golden State Warriors fan, hopes that Stephen Curry will erupt for big points, and haul the Warriors in for the win. Timothy Chan of Rm.33 just hopes that the Warriors will beat the Grizzlies because nothing but the last playoff spot at stake. Lachlan of Rm.33 says that the Warriors game against the Grizzlies  previously was won only because Dillon Brooks fouled out of the game with 6 minutes left in the 4th quarter. Many people can relate to this, as Dillon Brooks had been pushing back against the Warriors in the 4th until he fouled out, and the Warriors then managed to hang on for the win.

This game will be extremely intense, full of excitement, and extremely suspenseful. This game will bring lots of fun, and the loser may be extremely sad/frustrated. This has been BREAKING NEWS with reporter Justin Jung from Rm.33 News. Best hopes for the Warriors tonight! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WARRIOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hello everyone! We have gotten through almost the whole entire 5th grade. Summer break is coming, and its exciting. What are people going to do this summer break? “I’m going to have fun playing Roblox with my sister,” Meredith said. Sung-Jeoi would probably stay at home. During this pandemic, there might not be too many students traveling.

2020-2021 was tough, students had to have distance learning and school was much different. But we got through it. This learning experience was sure crazy.

Thanks for reading! Stay safe everyone!

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Breaking News? Warriors vs. Grizzlies and other stuff related to basketball (Play-in)   - Lachlan

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Breaking News? Warriors vs. Grizzlies and other stuff related to basketball (Play-in)   - Lachlan

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The Golden State Warriors will play the Memphis Grizzlies on May 21, 2021 at 6:00 PM. The winner will be in the play offs, and play the Utah Jazz, the current 1st place team in the western conference standings.

The Memphis Grizzlies and the Golden State warriors played each other before, on Sunday, May 16. The Golden State Warriors beat the Memphis Grizzlies 113 - 101. Honestly, one of the reasons that the Grizzlies lost was because Dillon Brooks was fouled out.

The Golden State Warriors, San Antonio Spurs, Memphis Spurs and LA Lakers were in the Play in, until the Golden State Warriors beat the Memphis Grizzlies 113-101, the Memphis Grizzlies beat the San Antonio Spurs 100-106, and the Lakers beat the Warriors 103-100. Here is the current NBA western conference standings in order from 1st to 15th.  Utah Jazz, Phoenix Suns,  Denver Nuggets, LA Clippers, Dallas Mavericks, Portland Trailblazers (LETS GO), LA Lakers, Golden State Warriors, Memphis Grizzlies, San Antonio Spurs, New Orlean Pelicans, Sacramento Kings, Minnesota Timberwolves, Oklahoma Thunder and Houston Rockets. This is only the western conference, as there is also a eastern conference (which I will not be talking about). Right now, there is a big chance for the Brooklyn Nets (2nd in the Eastern conference) to win the NBA 2021 championship.

If the Warriors lose todays game against the Grizzlies, then they will be 9th place and be out of the playoffs (The Grizzlies will be 8th place and be in the play offs (8th to 1st place are in the play offs) to play against the Utah Jazz).   A lot of people favor and want the Warriors too win, but beware, cuz although the Memphis Grizzlies are a pretty young team with Ja Morant, Dillon Brooks, Jaren Jackson Jr. and others, they can still be a very good offensive and defensive team, as one of their best player (Jonas Valančiūnas) is doing pretty well, scoring 29 points against the warriors last Sunday (May 16th). Jonas Valančiūnas in 2021 is averaging 17.1 ppg (points per game) and even though that is not necessarily a lot, that is a lot for someone who is not a super star like Stephen Curry, Damian Lillard, Giannis Antetokounmpo and others. Ja Morant is doing pretty well to! Ja Morant is averaging 19.1 points per game, impressive for a rookie, and is also averaging 7.4 assists per game. How ever, his 3 point percentage is going down.

Lachlan, and other basketball fans are WAITING for the results of the Grizzlies and Warriors game at 6:00 PM Today. Although Lachlan doesn’t really know who he will rooting for (sorry warriors fans) LOL

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This week is the week which we do i-Ready and we finish it. This i-Ready will be used to see what level of homework you must do for middle school. So Room 34 and 33 are expected to finish, and AND DO YOUR BEST! Be aware of all of this, because if you forget, there may not be good news to tell from that! And that's it on CLIP 5th Grade News! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Breaking news! Today, Pinky and Lala went to two new humans to protect and keep company. It is a legend that the llamas will choose the humans on their own, but most students doubt that. Last time the llamas chose on their own, one of them got into a serious accident. We just hope that their new humans are gonna watch after them more, so they don't have to suffer. If you get to take care of a llama, make sure to protect it with your life. You should even be willing to take a bullet for their life.

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Cards are officially on sale! froggies, MBL player cards, and many different military cards. You may buy them after school for 1 cent to 1 dollar, depending on the quality. This is Card Corporation, signing off.

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BREAKING NEWS: Pog scroll written in 564 B.C. found buried under Pog City- Definitely not by Junnan

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BREAKING NEWS: Pog scroll written in 564 B.C. found buried under Pog City- Definitely not by Junnan

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Pogchamp, a term to express excitement or delight, was created by some random guy called Bob back in 564 B.C. I was only like -2500 years old back then. People immediately started using pog everywhere, on their scrolls and slates and stuff. Even King Bob the 69th wrote pog a bunch of times on a scroll. A few days ago, the very scroll King Bob wrote on was found buried in Pog City. The scroll was cleaned by a bunch of Pogchampologists and is currently preserved in the Pogchamp Museum in Pog City.

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Breaking News: National Endangered Species Day

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Breaking News: National Endangered Species Day

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Today is National Endangered Species Day. On this day, people help protect the Endangered Species. The California Condor was critically endangered with only 30 condors in the wild. But because of humans helping them reproduce, now there are 400 California Condor in the wild.

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Breaking News: THE LEGEND.... MR SMEDILE

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Breaking News: THE LEGEND.... MR SMEDILE

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Breaking news: Mr Smedile is a legend. Every 5th grader likes him. He accepts 5th graders nonsense, randomness, and silliness. He gives us the best gifts ever, and he plays games with us in class. But at the same time, he taught us a lot. Like writing essays, and reading. He also explains math really well. Overall, the llama lover is a legend, and will go down in history as the best teacher ever. (And the first male teacher.) Thank you for reading.

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Breaking news! Fifth grade is ending, and everyone is going to middle school soon. We have thank you slides for some teachers that are leaving. We hope everyone will be happy when they leave 5th grade. We hope all teachers will remember us when we leave.
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Hello this is Michelle from 5th grade news, today we will be talking about mr. sheep sheep and his new gold chain. We asked Mr. sheep sheep some questions and this was his response. “Ahem *in his formal voice* Well I felt like I needed more respect and I was rich enough to buy a gold chain with some charms I was supposed to customise but Michelle decided to do it for me. I also stole all of her skittles.”

That's all for today. Thanks for reading and have a good rest of your day.

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Today on Room 34 news, Mx. Penguin has came back to the classroom, and is now friends with Lala! Mx. Penguin and Lala are getting along well in hopes this will continue! This is Aerik from Room 34 news, signing off *dramatic news music* Also the weather will be 80 degrees! Its gunna be warm today! (Also Lala in in penguin army)

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It's Monday, May 24, 2021. It's the new fresh start of the week today! Today, Mr. Smedile has asked Room 34 students to write about their favorite memories in all their years in school. It's been 6 years, and the once Kindergarteners are now graduating 5th graders. Meyerholz has been one rollercoaster, from the sand tornadoes in 3rd grade, the musicals, the cyclist who did a backflip over a teacher, and all the way to the hot Halloween parades. Let's hope these 5th graders will cherish these memories forever.

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Ms. Yang’s Group Project/Play is due this week. It is due on Monday for Rm 33 and on Tuesday for Rm 34. Further News, there is now 2 ½ weeks of school left. This has been Room 34 news, Anonymous Reporter Who Shall not be Named, reporting.

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Hello and breaking news on Room 34 news. There are only 2 1/2 weeks left of school, which is both exciting but also very sad that we barely had anytime for in-person learning. Also, the teachers are doing report cards, and some people are panicking if they will get bad grades or not.

Some basketball news incoming, the Warriors have officially been kicked out of the playoffs as they lose their final play-in game to the Memphis Grizzilies. The Lakers lose Game 1 today, but us Laker fans can all hope that we can bounce back soon.

Some more news, we have the grass fields this week, so expect a lot of arguing and fun on the football field. Many people have also said that the infamous, "Trashnado" incident where many small and unstable tornadoes of sand were arising, was their favorite memory at Meyerholz.

That's all the news today! Will the Trashnado incident become historic? Will the football field have even more drama than usual? Can the Lakers bounce back from Game 1? This has been Room 34 news, signing out!

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Breaking news John Tavares the captain of the toranto maple leafs was carried of the ice on a stretcher after getting knocked down and then knead in the face  and there was so much blood then nick foligo beat up Cory Perry for neaing Tavares in the face

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Today the L.A. Lakers beat the Phoenix Suns 109-102 in the whole game the Suns only had 2 leads and 1 tie. the longest lead was by the Lakers and they were up 15. after this win the playoff series is tied 1-1 in the 1st round of the western conference. The next game will be held in Staples Center In Los Angeles. Thank you for reading and buh bai.

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Hello this is Michelle from 5th grade news. Today we will be talking about how I got kicked in the nose by Duncan when we went to jolly man park on wednesday with ethan, hailey, devin, cleone and bethany. Duncan climbed up the play structure and he kicked me in the face (my nose) when he was coming down. Duncan claims that it was an accident but I (Michelle) claims that it is not possible to kick someone in front of you when you are jumping down vertically. The ground was all bloody after Duncan kicked me (Michelle) in the nose and my nose still hurts. I (Michelle) was bleeding a lot and I (Michelle) was crying after like 20 seconds I (Michelle) started to laugh since Duncan ACTUALLY CARED IF I WAS OK!!! Duncan was like: ummm are you ok?

Well that's all for today. Thanks for reading and have a good rest of your day.

(my nose still hurts a lot)

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Breaking news! Today I'm interviewing the person next to me, Duncan. Right now since we cannot talk, I'll have to wait for Mr. Smedile to grant me permission. We'll go on break for a bit. *Advertisements plays*

Alright, I just got permission.
How are you today? - Q (Tristan)
Fine, duh. - A (Duncan)
Do you like to play football a lot at recess? - Q (Tristan)
Awesome, unless Kai is treating everyone like trash. - A (Duncan)
How do you feel about playing basketball? Q (Tristan)
Good, it's pretty fun. Unless if Timothy is whining and complaining about the teams being unfair or Kai treating everyone like complete garbage. - A (Duncan)
Final question, what is your favorite part of Mr. Smedile's class? - Q (Tristan)
3D printer, the fun Llama Drama, and Shmag. - A (Duncan)

Thank you for reading, and thank you Duncan for coming on to the show today! Room 34 News, signing out.

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Breaking news! This Friday I will be coming to school, but in a DeLorean, you can find an image here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DMC_DeLorean
Duncan is and a few others are excited to see the car! This is Aerik from Room 34 news, signing off.

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i interveew etang ok
who did u bring with u today?-Debin
Mr. minecraft lego llama-Etang
whens his bday?-Debin
March 23rd-Etang
is he related to pinky, purply and lala?- Debin
Yes- etang and lala.

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Today is the morning of Thursday, May 27, 2021. There's not much that happened today yet, but Mr. Smedile has claimed that since Mr. Dye will no longer do P.E. with us anymore, he will replace P.E. sessions with games of Shmag next week. However, he's unsure whether there should've been P.E. next week, so there's a chance we might not do Shmag.

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Anonymous Reporter Who Shall not be Named (Not Anymore)

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Anonymous Reporter Who Shall not be Named (Not Anymore)

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Fine, you figured me out. Yes, I am Isaac G. You are smart if you knew it was me, but not as smart as 2 people who figured me out after the very first article. I am going to not use the Anonymous reporter thing anymore after this article. Further News, Penguin Club’s event has been released. There will be a few games that will be created, all playable starting June 2! (No this is not sponsored) This has been Room 34 News, Anonymous Reporter (Not anymore) who Shall not be Named (well not anymore either….).

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Interviewing Cleone, Paramedic job. She say dat she be paramedic working 7 hours a day, she say dat she can have 1 husband, no children, 2 doges. :D oTaY iM dOnE

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Today at 1:00pm we will be playing a game called werewolf, no one knows what the game is so most people are very exited. I myself is very exited because we have not played a game in a long time.

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Today is Meyerholz Twin/Group Day and the upper grade teachers are all matching. They are all wearing Meyerholz t-shirts. I am also twining with my sister. We are both wear ice cream pants, a blue sweat shirt and a yellow shirt with “best frenchies”.

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BREAKING NEWS: Maddox stealing my profile picture

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BREAKING NEWS: Maddox stealing my profile picture

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Ever since Caden and Nathan started using the teachers’ profile pictures, many people have been doing the same thing. Now Maddox stole my profile picture and is pretending to be me. Isn’t that identity theft?

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WAIT WAIT WAIT. sTop right there. DONT COMMENT ON THIS. Before you tell me that this literally has nothing to do with 5th Grade News, I couldn't think of anything else to write. SO, I had to write about the fact that I am going back to school next Tuesday. I am very stressed about the fact that I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 7:30. Also if u read to this part comment 'pog.' I live so far from school. 😭😭 Okay thanks for not reading this!

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hello peeples, today we are talking about news for today, on CLIP 5th grade news. today we talk about the topic of news, news is something that informs you and you should check on newsela to see kid-appropriate news that you would understand, thanks for reading news, signing off!

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Kai’s cards- We offer a free membership, end of year lottery, and many different types of cards. Join today! (Card membership has 2 people left to accept.)

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breaking news! Today, our beloved llamas have gone to our newest student, Andrea. Having just one llama requires a lot of work, we can't imagine what it's like to have two. We hope that Andrea will take care of them.

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By: Meredith

Hello everyone! Andrea is now going to school. Apparently, her mom’s leg just got better (YAY!). So, now the llamas (both of them) are on her desk. Many of us are very excited, and we missed her a lot.

Thank you for reading. Have a nice day and stay safe!

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According to Mr. Smedile he is going to go to Hawaii to meet his brother and he is also going to swim, hike, bike, and laugh with them. After that he will have a surgery and that will get rid of his ability to walk for 2 weeks.

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Breaking News! CLIP 5th graders of Rm 33&34 have graduated! We recently had our CLIP promotion 5th grade graduation ceremony, and it went very well! Many were saddened because next year everyone will be going to other middle schools. Many were also embarrassed by the 123 Amigo song. Anyways, we hope everyone had a great time in 5th grade!

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Penguins, Llamas, and MZHY plays                                            By: Isaac G

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Penguins, Llamas, and MZHY plays                                            By: Isaac G

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Breaking News! Penguin Club’s Minecraft Event will start tomorrow, Wednesday, June 2, at 3pm! Further News, on a Minecraft Survival World. (sorry this is also about Minecraft i promise there is more than just Minecraft), with me, and Ashley O. from room 33, there is a llama in the world that has a red decoration on it named “Llama Llama Red Pajama”. There are also 15 other llamas, so 16 in total (One llama for each color in Minecraft.) I will add a picture of Llama Llama Red Pajama onto this post when i get home because the pictures are on my home computer. I also created a Llama Yearbook. It will have all 16 llamas. If you would like to see the Llama Yearbook, click the link.  https://docs.google.com/document/d/1g9MP4he5fKP0_Y9tU68MR8m27Amt5TcmTx82OiQhHik/edit Further News, Naomi, Yuwei, Duncan, and I performed our MZHY play for the third time today.

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News, yes news. Welcome back to news with the news.

Alright so according to my very super secret sources, Mr. Smedile said we're going to play some more Shmag! Since P.E is over, Mr. Smedile wants us to do more outdoors stuff, like Shmag and Shmoga.

Other news, most of our special classes like Music, Art (though Art will be continued by Mr. Smedile with Big School), and P.E is over, we've also had our little graduation event, the '1, 2, 3, Amigo!' song was very embarrassing to perform in front of the teachers, the principal and parents.

Final news, basketball has been cancelled by Mr. Smedile and Mrs. Yang, the reason is still unknown. This has saddened many people, like myself. This also probably means we cannot play basketball for the rest of the year, since we have the wall ball courts and the playgrounds + grass field for the rest of the school year.

Why did basketball get cancelled? How would you rate this school year? This has been Room 34 news, signing out!

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During the summer, i will be continuing to be doing work, the workbook I'm working in is called Brain Quest, it is super fun and i did it for the past 3 years! You should really try and give it a shot, I promise you it's going to be fun! Also it's sad that Mx. Penguin didn't come to school today but they will come on Thursday!

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Breaking News! Today, group 8 performed 孫悟空AGAIN! For the 3rd time! They performed it outdoors, which was very hot. A lot of people moved to the shade. People from room 33 AND room 34 were the audiences.

In the last day of school (I think), we will perform the thriller dance by Michael Jackson in front of the SCHOOL.

That's it for now folks! This is Bethany, from CLIP 5th grade news.

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News again, news with the news morphed into news which ate a few news. Welcome to Room 34 News!

So today on the news, we have nothing too special today. But the question is, can we play basketball today? My friends and I want to play basketball, as it's the final full week of the school year. It'll be very sad if we have to play on the playground for the final day of school, we would be in pain and suffering.

That is all for Room 34 News, Tristan Lo... signing out!

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(Sensitive topics)

Today is June 3, 2021. We have cheese breadsticks for hot lunch! Yesterday was a particular day: June 2nd was the day the Salem Witch Trials began. We are getting closer and closer to the last day of school by the minute; Room 34 has bags for students that (I assume) will be passed out later today.

Miller Middle School will be amazing, however, I'd like to talk about how some students might take advantage of their freedom and control of money once they get into middle school.

For starters, they would waste a lot of money. Without supervision, children would be more and more tempted into buying the sweets they like. Not only will this affect their health, but parents will find a lot of money lost.

After a year or two, daring children would sneak out and buy drugs and more, such as nitrous oxide. You may think this is unlikely, but the average age of first use is 13-15. Though it would be less common in middle school, if children get exposed to this type of behavior at this age, they might be influenced to do it in high school.

Another substance young teenagers might encounter is alcohol. Research shows people who drink before the age of 15 are four times more likely to be an addict later on in their life. Alcohol abuse in children is becoming dangerously common.

10.1% had their first alcoholic drink at 11 years old or younger

37.5% had their first alcoholic drink between 12–17 years old

39.7% had their first alcoholic drink between 18–25 years old

12.6% had their first alcoholic drink at 26 years old or older

This is not the only risk. Sneaking out of school could get you kidnapped. Human trafficking exists all around the world.

We hope more children would be safer from these dangers.

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This is my second day getting hired.
Today is a typical day. Nothing interesting. :( Today is the second day of the virtual camp. I chose minecraft. Anyways, there are some bags in Mr. Smedile's room, I think one for roomies and one for homies.

That's it for now. This is Bethany Yung, from room 34 news.

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Hi People, its a new reporter here. today, we have the basketball court. We are going to have a material pickup today. Inperson will just get the bag. Distance learners will just come to pick up.

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Llamas, Virtual Camp, Penguin Club, and Pride Month            By: Isaac G.

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Llamas, Virtual Camp, Penguin Club, and Pride Month            By: Isaac G.

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Breaking News! In my and Ashley O. from Rm 33’s minecraft world, we have new llamas(if you didn’t read the last article about llamas, you should read it.). The magenta one is named Pinky, and the White one is named Lala. We also have Minty Leaf (light green llama), and Orange Juice(orange llama). Further News, Today will be the 2nd day of virtual camp at 2pm. Further News, Penguin Club will have another event on Friday at 4pm (this will not be Minecraft this time). Further News, It is Pride Month. Here is a cool Easter egg for google sheets: If you type pride into a google sheets like shown in the photo below, then the google sheets will turn rainbow. Note that this only works on a computer. (So that is why it is not working for me in this photo but trust me it works)

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BREAKING NEWS IN THE NEWS OF THE NEWS FOR THE 5TH GRADE NEWS! TODAY MISTA SMEDILE TURNED OFF THE CHAT FOR NO REASON! PEOPLE IN ROOM 34 THINK THAT IT'S STUPID THAT MISTA SMEDILE TURNED OFF THE CHAT! I ALSO THINK THAT MISTA SMEDILE TURNING OFF THE CHAT IS JUST BRUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!!

THIS IS AERIK FROM ROOM NEWS FOR THE NEWS BY THE NEWS, SIGNING OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TURN ON THE CHAT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hi everyone, many of you think that the fact that the comments are turned off, is unfair. I am going to interview the person on the right of me, Ethan, about what he thinks about this. Q: do you think this is unfair? A: yes. Q: do you want them to be turned back on? A: yes Q: How much money would you pay to turn them back on? A: $10
Alrighty then. that means that he thinks of the comments as something important cuz you can buy a lot of stuff with $10. Thats it from me now, Duh wen, signing off.

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH PEOPLE

search "Pride" or anything related to pride month and wait for a few seconds you will see confetti! If you want to keep seeing the confetti without reloading click the little rainbow heart at the bottom right corner.

p.s. the confetti is random everytime

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SUPAH SAD NEWS. The Portland TrailBlazers are out of the playoffs. Yesterday, June 2nd, the Portland Trailblazers faced elimination, but failed to convert their win. They failed to win. The final score was 126-115, and the Blazers lost to reigning MVP candidate Nikola Jokic. The Nuggets move on to face the Phoenix Suns in the second round of the NBA playoffs (western conference). Lachlan and I are very sad about this (we were rooting for the Blazers and Lillard duh). The Los Angeles Lakers also lost to the Phoenix Suns by 13 points, and from the start it seemed as the Phoenix Suns were trying to put the game away from the start. The Suns jumped out to a nearly 30 point lead early in the first half. The Lakers failed to score points and their playoff reign was quickly silenced in the first round, the first time ever LeBron James had this happen to him. Devin and Tristan are very disappointed by this, as they are Lakers fans. But the Suns didn't exactly beat the Lakers in their full power. AD (Anthony Davis) was injured, and was pulled from the game early in the first quarter. It was a tough going for the Lakers from the beginning onward, and in the end, the Lakers were knocked off by the Suns, and the Suns move on to face the Denver Nuggets, with reigning MVP champ candidate NIKOLA JOKIC (LACHLAN DISAGREES WITH JOKIC BEING MVP COMPLETELY). Devin Booker looked as if he had Booked a room in the second round of the playoffs before the game, as he erupted for 47 points in the game as they knocked off the Lakers. He went 6-6 for three in the FIRST QUARTER ALONE! That is just crazy. During the game, Devin Booker also even caught the eye of other NBA stars and NFL STARS as they were tweeting about him being on fire as he just went crazy during the game. Stars such as Russel Wilson, Patrick Mahomes, JJ Watt, Trae Young, and other famous stars were tweeting like crazy about him. It was a crazy night for basketball, full of excitement, and unexpected outcomes. This has been Room.33 news, with reporter Justin Jung. Signing off. GO JAZZ!

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BREAKING NEWS!! today acrounding to the 6/4/2021 Mr.Smedile learning plan we will be playing smaag. Smaag is a very fun game and the clip students haven´t played in a long time so many students are very exited. The other news is that it is my last day of inperson school and monday is my last day of school.

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WHY WHY WHY WHY, the Portland Trailblazers lost, Damian Lillard did OK, scoring 28 points, the game before, Damian Lillard (mainly) and the blazers were doing really well, Damian Lillard scored 55 points, and I’m pretty sure he scored 8 points in the 2 overtime’s that he forced. The “MVP” (Nikola Jokic, I completely disagree that he should be MVP) scored

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Interviewer:how Do you fell about the Lakers losing?
Tristan: So sad, I wanna die a miserable painful death.
Interviewer: How about the Blazers?
Tristan: Poor Lachlan.

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Kai’s cards- We offer a free membership, end of year lottery, and many different types of cards. Join today! (Card membership has 1 people left to accept.)

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The yearbook has come! A couple of complaints:
1. Someone spelled Meyerholz wrong on the back of the yearbook.
2. Someone spelled elementary wrong on the back as well.
COME ON PEOPLE!!! How did this get into the yearbook?!

aNywAys, the yearbook cover is perfect. totally pog. i wonder who designed it?

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Today is spirit day and the theme is Meyerholz Bulldogs. Ms. Yang is wearing a yellow shirt and Mr. Smedile is wearing a Meyerholz t-shirt.

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BREAKING NEWS: Padlet comments turned off

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BREAKING NEWS: Padlet comments turned off

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Mr. Smedile turned off the comments on the 5th grade news Padlet. It’s probably because it turned into a black market. Maddox was begging people for an oxi-gel and Kai was advertising his cards. It’s not like it’s illegal though. Many people have made protest posts but Mr. Smedile deleted them, because he wanted to stop the revolution. We can just start a mega thread here though. Or on gmail. It’s not like he can turn off emails. Even if he or the superintendent can, tons of us have personal accounts, which none of the teachers have control off. So not pog

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News again, of course news, morphed with the news that somehow ate the news that went to news with the news. Welcome to Room 34 News!

Some news today, it is our last 2 days of school! Some people are very sad, and some people are very happy for summer break. We are also performing the Thriller Dance tomorrow as well, which will be pretty embarrassing to do.

Further news, we are ending early at 1:00 PM tomorrow. Duncan is also back after being sick for a few days. We also have the grass + small playground today, and some people will be playing football.

Thank you for reading Room 34 News, signing out.

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BREAKING NEWS: Meyerholz elementary rating scores are high currently!

Meyerholz elemetary's scores are currently very high. As greatscores.org states, the academic score for meyerholz is 7/10, and meyerholz elementary's test scores are above average!

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Minecraft, School, Thriller, and Llamas                                      By: Isaac G

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Minecraft, School, Thriller, and Llamas                                      By: Isaac G

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Breaking News! In the Minecraft Llama World, the 16 llamas are having their photos taken for the Llama Yearbook. Also, I and the other members of the Llama World will try to sing llama llama red pajama, but make up our own words that have to do with the Llama World (If we succeed I will send the video to you Mr. Smedile). Further News, Tomorrow is the last day of school. Many people are excited, sad, and nervous for these reasons: Excited because they will go to Middle School, sad because they don’t want to leave Meyerholz, or Nervous because the Thriller Dance for the entire school, is on the last day of school. Further News, Penguin Club will have another event today at 4 pm. That is all for today. Have a good day.

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WELCOME TO THE NEWS BY THE NEWS FOR THE NEWS! THIS IS YOUR REPORTER AERIK! YESTERDAY, I WENT TO PROTEST AT A CHURCH FOR LGBTQ+ RIGHTS BECAUSE THE HEAD OF SOME FAMILY ORGANIZATION! WE PROTESTED AT THE CHURCH WITH MY MOM(THE ONE THAT WORKS AT TWITTER) AND MY MOM'S FRIEND. DURING THE PROTEST SOME N*ZIS CAME TO ME AND ASKED ABOUT THE SIGN THAT I WAS HOLDING! AND SOME LADY WAS RANTING ABOUT ME ABOUT SOME ANTI-LGBTQ STUFF! ALSO SOME CREEP TOOK MY PiCTURE WITHOUT MY CONSENT! THIS IS YOUR REPORTER AERIK, SIGNING OFF!

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Interview with tiny tot froggy by: etang & duh-wen 

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Interview with tiny tot froggy by: etang & duh-wen 

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etang: how do you feel about tomorrow's baseball game?
duh wen: good

etang: who do you think will win?
duh-wen: duh twins (aka my team)

etang:do you think you will pitch tomorrow?
duh wen: yeah

etang: are u nervous 4 tomorrow?
duh wen: um no

etang: ummm i'm out of questions gud bai
duh wen: ok bai

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It's June 7, and the Last Day of School is coming near. There will be a special event on June 8; the fifth graders will dance to Thriller, by Michael Jackson! This was supposed to be performed on Halloween, but due to COVID issues, it has been delayed by seven months.

As the students become more excited to get to a new school, many students are struggling to accept the fact they're leaving the school they've been to for 6 years.

Middle School will be a new start for all of us. Some students may part ways, but hopefully, they'll be remembered by their peers when they do.

Fortunately, not many students will part ways. Most of Room 34 and 33 will go to the same middle school, Miller.

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Today is Game 2 of the Cupertino Little League Championship. The Cupertino Angels and the Cupertino Yankees will be facing off, with the Angels as the home team. The Angels lost Game 1 to the Yankees, 9-4. It was a heartbreaking loss, as the Angels' star player Everett could not seem to get a hit. However, he pitched 1 and 2/3 scoreless innings, giving up only a single. Today, they will be facing off, with Everett as the starting pitcher. We hope that the Angels win!